Kill the one above you

[Darth Marsden]

Casts Force Grip and strangles death2004 while everyone else crowds round and watches.

[death2004]

*throws ^ into MilkShake Lake, then < freezes it, with ^ in it*
(*< then stabs the 60 sec rule*)

[Ovi]

< pushes ^ into the lake. Since the lake is already frozen, nothing seems to happen to ^. About a month later, we get tragic news that ^ died from frost bite. So sad...

[death2004]

*<'s ghost haunts ^, making ^ hide under the still-frozen Milkshake Lake,*

*a month later*
News person: we regret to announce that another AGN member has kicked the bucket, the vampire-like Ovi was found frozen under Milkshake Lake, apparently trying to fight...SOMETHING...
Death: (now re-incarnated as himself again) geez, not good, but they know i'm alive!
NP: in other news, A Death2004-alike has declared that he HAS NOT died from frostbite caused by Milkshake Lake, this news reporter calls this look-alike a crazy, self-obsessed b******!
Death: *:mad2* DAMMIT PEOPLE!!! I'M NOT F£$%^&* DEAD!!!

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

I make ^ a lovely warm acid coffee drink!
DBE: Drink it hun, it'll make you better!
death: Whatever
DBE: DRINK HYBRID!
death: *drinks*
DBE: Mwahahahaha
death: *dies*
DBE: Er, oops

[death2004]

Death: urrrgh... acid... penentrating... immune... system... must...vomit... *pukes on ^, with Acid-Coffee to boot, ^ melts* ermm... oops...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Er, whatever.
*gets Mariscia and her dagger and kill Death for REVENGE*
DBE: *stabs*
Mariscia: *stabs*
Death: *bleeds*
Mariscia *tapdances on ^* SEE HOW THE HELL YOU LIKE IT, EH??
DBE: Hehe!
Death: *dies*
DBE & Mariscia: Er, oooooops!

[death2004]

Death: *still dead*
Marisca: isn't something supposed to happen???
SZ: yup! *blasts ^ with Castor Rifle*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Everyone is dead. Ah well~
*shoots SZ* Now EVERYONE is dead!

[Steezy20]

*strangles Dumb Blonde Elf with her long ?ginger? hair*

[Ovi]

*stabs ^ between the eyes*

Ovi: I know this is off subject... but did you know DBE has blond/brunette hair?

[death2004]

Death: *coming back* owwww... *beats the crap out of Ovi in teh 'Disgruntled Mushroom' form...
Ovi: owww
Death: meh... *tap-dances on Ovi*
Ovi: owwwwwww!!! *dies*
Death: WHEEEEE!!! *starts doing random things*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

(WHAT PART OF "Don't mention teh tap-dancing" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?)
DBE: *sulks*
Death: What?
DBE: *switches to Mariscia mode*
Death: Oh nooooo
DBE: *slashes ^ into pwitty wibbons* (yes, pwitty wibbons AGAIN)

[ZTC]

I force-feed ^ coins till ^ explodes

[ShadowTiger]

^ I steal all your midis. ... You die from internal CPU Inflation.

Somehow.

[ZTC]

I steal all of your music
^ explodes

[death2004]

*throws a shovel at ^, turning ^'s brains into mashed potato!*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* flings shovel back at ^, he dies of brain, er, fever *

[death2004]

*^ randomly explodes after being struck by a certain
NUCLEAR PRINNY LAUNCHER!!! *insert Echo here*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* drops an anchor on ^ * OOOPS!

[death2004]

*throws a poisoned sponge at ^*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* throws a grand piano in ^'s face *
(and strangles teh wonderful 60 sec limit's scrawny little...)

[death2004]

*passes ^ what LOOKS LIKE a glomp-in-a-box, but it explodes in ^'s face* XD

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* passes ^ what LOOKS like ice-cream, but it is really a dagger in disguise, heh. *

[death2004]

Death: *swallows dagger* owww... indigestion!!!
DBE: XD hahahahahah!!!
Death: *po'ed* DISGRUNTLED MUSHROOM TIME!!! *pwns ^*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*switches to silent Rei-mode*
DBE: ...........
Death: You have blue hair????
DBE: *nodnods*
Death: *dies of shock*
DBE: ..........

[Ovi]

I grab a glass rose, break the end off and then stab ^ with the broken end XD PWNED! On the bright side, at least you have flowers at your grave.

[death2004]

*uses a handgun to quicklypwn ^*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* glomps ^ silently and is silently po'ed at ^^ *

[death2004]

*uses teh handgun to quicklypwn ^ during teh glomp*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* PWNs ^ because I'm mad at him because I dont understand half teh stuff he is talking about right now!!!!!!!!!!*

[death2004]

* talks so fast at ^ thatherheadblowsup!*
[60sec:Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 60 seconds.
Death: andwhathasthatgottodowithme?
60sec: *explodes*]

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* gives ^ a Mariscia's Special and watches the evil effects take form... *

[death2004]

*gives ^ 3 Eagle Specials, then watches the woozy ^ faint, but then the fun begins*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* gives ^ 78 Mariscia and Eagle's Specials and keeps WELL AWAY *

[death2004]

*< runs up to ^, but then promptly explodes from the carbon dioxide formed from the two main ingredients*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* brutally murders ^ just because I'm in a bitch of a mood... *

[ocelot]

use my hedge trimmers to cut ^s head off

[AssasinTenchu]

*uses level 7 chain lightning on ^*

[death2004]

*throws <'s new staff at ^ and hits ^ on the head*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* flings Mariscia's dagger at ^ * (sorry, you might be a bit dead hun ~)

[death2004]

Seph: you killed Death!!! *shoves ^ into a pit of lava*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*jumps out and gets Mariscia to beat the hell out of Seph*

[death2004]

*throws a bottle of KB at ^ and Marisca, the shock of when they realise what it is kills them*...XD

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

What's KB? *quietly shoots ^*

[death2004]

'owwww' *throws bottles of Katzbaalingard Whisky at ^ and Marisca...again... the shock, yet again, kills them*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* feeds ^ Clotho's mystery mushroom >:3 *

[death2004]

*pukes acid on ^*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* sets ^ on fire and drops petrol in *

[death2004]

*sets ^ on fire, farts, then runs*
[*< then brutally slaughters teh 60 secs*]

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* asks ^ what love is o.o *

[death2004]

*kicks ^ to death for forgetting*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* stabs ^ (wearing a blindfold XDXD) and tells him she never knew ~ *

[death2004]

*crushes ^ by falling on her scrawny frame*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* whispers to ^ to stop crushing her scrawny frame, then leaves ^ with her EX
boyfriend *

[death2004]

*runs into ^, knocking her into a sewer infested with crocs*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* shows ^ the inspiration for Lauren and Shinji's little "meeting" *

[death2004]

*faints on ^, crushing her...again...*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* says to ^ "Would you get off?" (XDXD) *

[death2004]

*gets up, only to get knocked back down by a football in repeat for 60 seconds*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* stabs ^ with Mariscia's dagger *

[death2004]

*bleeds over ^, then pours acid on ^*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* pours DEMON'S blood over ^ *

[Dr. Weird]

*sends winged axes to chop ^ to pieces*

[death2004]

*throws them back at ^ with double force than they were thrown at ^^*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* tells ^ what happened last year * o_o

[death2004]

*accidently over-glomps ^, crushing her*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*accidentally leaves ^ in the middle of an Impact* (don't ask, it WOULD kill you)

[death2004]

*kinda knocks ^ into lava whilst escaping whatever ^ left for <*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*pushes ^ into a vat of acid*

[death2004]

*complains about ^'s font colour, then throws ^ into a wheely bin, which is then collected*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* randomly kills ^ by making him.... er... *

[death2004]

(Oo) *pokes ^ with a spear*

[sivart0]

^ smashed with a hemmer.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* throws ^ in a pool of crocs *

[death2004]

*makes ^ follow ^^ in the pool of crocs* >:P

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* pushes ^ into a blender *

[death2004]

*throws ^ onto a pile of REALLY bad-smelling socks (:sick: )*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* drops ^'s old Music teacher on top of ^ (and she was not called Miss Mega Arse
for nothing BTW)

[death2004]

(XD) *throws his old Maths teacher at ^ (and he wasn't called Chopper for nothing... he had a nasty habit of throwing rulers... o.o)*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* shows ^ THAT hideous picture of Lilith on the crucifix * (DON'T find it)

[death2004]

*throws something sharp and shiny at ^*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* throws Lilith at ^ (YES THAT WOULD KILL YOU) *

[death2004]

(*squashed*)
*sits on ^(I dunno if that would GUARANTEE a kill...)*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* tells ^ what her mind is filled with * (seriously, I'm a DISTURBED girl su!)

[death2004]

*stabs ^* (used to distrubed ones... T_T)

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* shrugs at ^ and shows him her favourite song * (yes it IS EoE, and it IS depressing)

[death2004]

*talks so fast that ^'s head explodes*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*adds < to an MSN convo with Maz, Inu, Des, Ran_Tan, shui_hui, Kon, and any other poor person who is unfortunate enough to be online. Teh convo is SO crazy ^ just dies* (BTW, it's TRUE, we DO have craaazy convos where we add anyone and everyone)

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*adds < to an MSN convo with Maz, Inu, Des, Ran_Tan, shui_hui, Kon, and any other poor person who is unfortunate enough to be online. Teh convo is SO crazy ^ just dies* (BTW, it's TRUE, we DO have craaazy convos where we add anyone and everyone)

[death2004]

*showers ^ with acidic DVDs*

[death2004]

*showers ^ with acidic DVDs*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* offers ^ TEH invite of insanity *

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

* offers ^ TEH invite of insanity *

[death2004]

*takes and beats ^ up with it... HARD*

[death2004]

*takes and beats ^ up with it... HARD*

[Ganondork]

*nueters^*

[Ovi]

*starts talking about politics, ^ dies of boredom*

[Ganondork]

*uses ^'s brain cells as machine gun ammunition*
<'s girlfriend LOVES politics