Joke: How did you come up with my name daddy?

[Ultra22Lemming]

One day three little girls were talking to their father.

The first girl asked, "Daddy, how did you come up with my name?"

The father responds, "Well Daisy, when you were born, you came out of your mother really fast, so we didn't have time to figure out a name for you. As we were taking the time to figure out a name for you, a daisy fell out of my pocket and landed on your forehead. So, we just had to name you Daisy."

The second girl asked, "Daddy, how come my name is Candy?"

The father responds, "Well you also came out of your mother fast. As we were deciding a name, a piece of candy fell out of my pocket and landed on your forehead. So, we decided to name you Candy."

The third girl said, "URURURHEHEUR!!!"

The father says, "Shut up Cinderblock!"

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[Tim]

Lol, great!

[Samson007]

LOL!

I love it.

This isnt the same kind of joke but its good anyway.

Ok, so 3 girls roba series of banks, a Red Head, a Brunette, and a Blond.

they get caught by the military and are lined up for the firing squad.

The Red head says, "look a meteor is coming right for us!"

Everyone turns around and the red head escapes.

The Brunette says "look, a tornado!"

She runs away while they are looking for the tornado.

The Blond "says oh my god a FIRE!"

So they shoot her!

[Prrkitty]

Good ones you two!!! I can always use a good laugh. :)

[SixTen]

Hehehehe. That put me in a good mood after a bitchy day at work.

[Archibaldo]

lol... The first one was good. I've heared the second one before though.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

I honestly don't understand the first one, but heck, it's probably what I'm thinking of anyway.

[Michael Moore]

Hehehe, not bad.

[Naked Jim]

haha not so bad it put a smile on my face.