Blonde799
05-19-2004, 08:56 PM
I seem to have gotten a lot of fortune cookies over the years, and I'm left with nothing but two/three fortunes from them now, for some reason. Guess I lost the other 20+.:p
But, they seem to be related to current/future events in my life(the few fortunes that I have left). Here's an example.
"Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans!"
Translation:
Part of my apartment was flooded, the lease is broken so I can move anytime I want, I had a large discussion with my brother about where to move next, and it's back to my home town, and I have moving plans this week. W00. BTW, this all happened in a period of two days(it'd be one, but the flood happened yesterday). Very sudden if I do say so myself. It's only needed because we're getting an extra room for sis, and I don't see too much happiness. Maybe it's because Burger King would be a few minutes away? Who knows.
"You are almost there."
This would be totally humorous if I was masturbating while thinking about this fortune.:D
Translation:
Umm....maybe it's because I'm moving back to Belleville? I like the city. Nice and quiet in most residential areas(but you need to pick your spots, or you might end up in an uncomfortable place). And I can usually walk the streets safely, as the police patrol a lot. I might be able to get a decent part-time job, that'd be great. Don't know what else.:shrug:
So, anyone else got any fortunes that make the least bit of sense in their lives?
But, they seem to be related to current/future events in my life(the few fortunes that I have left). Here's an example.
"Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans!"
Translation:
Part of my apartment was flooded, the lease is broken so I can move anytime I want, I had a large discussion with my brother about where to move next, and it's back to my home town, and I have moving plans this week. W00. BTW, this all happened in a period of two days(it'd be one, but the flood happened yesterday). Very sudden if I do say so myself. It's only needed because we're getting an extra room for sis, and I don't see too much happiness. Maybe it's because Burger King would be a few minutes away? Who knows.
"You are almost there."
This would be totally humorous if I was masturbating while thinking about this fortune.:D
Translation:
Umm....maybe it's because I'm moving back to Belleville? I like the city. Nice and quiet in most residential areas(but you need to pick your spots, or you might end up in an uncomfortable place). And I can usually walk the streets safely, as the police patrol a lot. I might be able to get a decent part-time job, that'd be great. Don't know what else.:shrug:
So, anyone else got any fortunes that make the least bit of sense in their lives?