JOKE: Two guys walk into a bar...

[theplustwo]

the third guy ducks. :cool: :cool:

[Gerudo]

a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender goes "why the long face?"

:rolleyes:

[theplustwo]

JOKE: What's the difference between a tomato?

[Archibaldo]

Whats yellow and can go through walls? A magic banana.
Whats red and goes splat on walls? A tomato that thinks its a magic banana.

[Samson007]

I got a good one its long though.

A guy walks into a bar with a box. He opens the box and a little leprichan comes out and starts playing the piano. He is really good and attracts all kinds of customers.

The bartender says, "hey, where did you get that guy?"

The man says "i found a magic lamp in egypt and i got one wish."

The bartender says "well do you think i could go there and get a wish too."

The man says "sure but you have to be really clear about what you say becasue the genie is a little hard of hearing"

The bartender said "what...didnt you get what you wished for?"

the man says "do you really think i would wish for a 12 inch pianist?"

its funnier when told in real life cause you get the pianist part a lot better.

[J.J. Maxx]

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

:rolleyes:

[theplustwo]

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

:rolleyes::laughing:

[MANDRAG GANON]

So this guy walks into a bar and he was walking REALLY fast, so fast in fact that he dented the bar right. Anyways it turned out the bar was a supporting bar for the buiding and the entire building collapses on the guy right and the bartender was like "WTF you stupid moron watch where your going you N00b" and the man was banned from the bar forever. And then Arnold Swartzenegaraewaz called up Mr.T and they went to town on the guys ass cuz that was the bar they go to all the time.....


So Arnold Swartzeneggar and Mr.T Walk in to a Bar ok......