Prrkitty
05-13-2004, 08:24 PM
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day, he decided to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. He asked the man his name.
"Fred," he replied.
"Fred what?" the officer asked.
"Just Fred," the man responded. When the officer pressed him for a last name, the man told him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thought he had a nutcase on his hands but played along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replied, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency and finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD and they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling, MD, VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling, so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing.
"Fred," he replied.
"Fred what?" the officer asked.
"Just Fred," the man responded. When the officer pressed him for a last name, the man told him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thought he had a nutcase on his hands but played along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replied, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency and finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD and they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling, MD, VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling, so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing.