The Avatar Above You

[algam86]

Darn you, Sigma! These Maverick letters won't let me pass!

[Archibaldo]

Ooooooh, I'm CHROME!

[algam86]

I'm the best clown ever! Whoowoowoowoowoowoowoop! In your face, Ronald!

[ShadowTiger]

^ Toothpicks Built In! :kawaii:

[Aegix Drakan]

Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Superstrider]

Darn... The Buster's jammed...

[Aegix Drakan]

I don't think you should sleep there! someone just summoned an entei right under... (burning sounds) never mind...

[ShadowTiger]

^ Need a little oil, Megaman?

[Aegix Drakan]

Oh noo! we are going to fly into a supernova! NOOOOO!!!

[ShadowTiger]

^ Notice how his boots don't move.


(This post is less than one minute after the original poster had posted.)

[Aegix Drakan]

lt looks like someone is going to fly into the sun!

*Yeah, his boots don't move
**wow, we are posting rapidly!

[ShadowTiger]

^ Notice how Samus Aran does something similar.

... ...

Only her weapon works. :p

[Aegix Drakan]

SOLAR FLARE AT 12:00!!!

*Dude, My weapon DOES work, but I shoot so fast that your eye can't see the shots

[algam86]

Check out the new Stealth Mod! Enemies won't know what hit 'em!

[Aegix Drakan]

why are you grinning? are you happy to see me, or do I just look tasty?

[likesallusions]

W-w-wow, it's c-c-c-cold! W-who l-let in that-t d-d-d-draft?

[algam86]

...Someone cast Stop on the movie, so I only have this one frame...

[likesallusions]

So, does that dragon breathe any fire, or ice, maybe?

[Aegix Drakan]

DUDE! Where's my horse?
:D

[algam86]

Look! Bold letters absorb my weapon energy!

[likesallusions]

Great, I think that dragon's high on something...RUN!!!

[Aegix Drakan]

This doesn't look like the place advertised in the travel brochure... :(

[algam86]

I never thought an 'A' would take this to destroy...

[ONeilcool]

"I summon the blue eyes white dragon!"

[algam86]

:glare:...Is that Noob Saibot? He kinda looks like he fused with Reptile...

[Sir_Johnamus]

It can stare a hole right through you.

[likesallusions]

That much black coffee?!

[algam86]

What is THAT lying on the ground over there?!

[Archibaldo]

Momma says Dragons are ornery because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush.

[ShadowTiger]

^ By the placement of that avatar within the thread, you now hold the potential to see any number of quotations from Seinfeld set as the response to your posts within the thread.

This post is a self-proclamation of itself as a post worthy of reply.

[likesallusions]

Okay, roll away!

[Aegix Drakan]

What the? I walked into a house, so why the heck am I in a cave? Someone forgot to set the tile warp again!!!

[algam86]

Get me outta here! My claustrophobia's kicking in!

[Aegix Drakan]

Everybody Run! He's Gonna Sneeze And Fry Us All With Lightn...(zap!)

[algam86]

Maybe if I stopped shooting these pellets, and charged up for once, maybe I could get through...

[mrz84]

^ a White Castle restraunt escapee

[likesallusions]

Wahh! It's Shadow! Aren't you supposed to be dead?!

[Aegix Drakan]

ummm, where's the exit?

*Shadow isn't dead! He has his own freaking game! (which I'm getting for Xmas by the way) shadow is the Ultimate Life form! He can't die! besides, if he did, the shadow fanboys (like me) would revolt.

[algam86]

Hey X, it's Dr. Light...You remember that Leg Upgrade you got? I...accidentaly replaced the double-dashing ones with six-ton ones...Sorry. (feet don't move)

[Aegix Drakan]

what's with the smug smile? Do you know someting I don't?

[algam86]

Drat. I used to kick butt with him, too...

[Archibaldo]

^ Bitch, PLEASE!

[algam86]

:laughing: *That was funny!*

Holy crap, she's coming towards me!

[ShadowTiger]

^ Bonecruncher.

[Archibaldo]

A zombie ambushes you, a roll of 7+ will successfully prevent stun.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!

[algam86]

There's a resemblance between that person and Ryoko...

[Archibaldo]

No! I'm The Assman!

[algam86]

A**man...So, does that mean you take it, or does somebody else?

[likesallusions]

Bet that dragon can kick butt.

[Superstrider]

Head towards the light...

[P4T12!CK]

Aww... I blinked in my picture.

[algam86]

Shoot it with an Ice Missile before it kills everybody!

[Aegix Drakan]

"rawr!"
W00t! Dragons are awesome!!! (except if they're chewing on you...)

*hey algam! You've played Metroid fusion too, I take it! The best way to kill a metroid (in metroid prime, that is) is his it with an ice beam, and the shatter it with a missile. it causes an instant KO on most enemies!

[ShadowTiger]

^ Tigastripez!

[Aegix Drakan]

Oh no! I'm about to be smote (smited?) aren't I?

sweet looking avatar!

[Otherion]

^"In a tragically misguided decision, the City Council of Midgar decided to combine the Campaigne for the Protection of Rare and Endangered Lingual Felines (CPRELF) and the Association for Multicultural Awareness and Tolerance(AMAT) conventions into one timeslot, resulting in the subsequent agitation, escape, and rampage of hundreds of enraged wildcats wildcats. One can only hope that the number of voting taxpayers mauled and summarily eaten are few."

"Until next time, this is Regis Philmore, Midgar News."

[algam86]

I can't tell what that thing is at the bottom-left of that coat of arms...

[Otherion]

^ He grins because his great grandpappy is standing right behind you, approximately a yard from your personage.

(It's a Lion, BTW.)

[Aegix Drakan]

Kid: "link? what's that on you wall?"
Link: "that? that is Hyrule's royal crest!"
Kid: "WOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!"
Link: "you think that's cool? It also doubles as a frying pan!"
Kid: " :( "

(hey, otherion, Welcome to the game! I see you are also an FF7 fan! More power to ya!)

[Otherion]

^ "Red 13, at your service. I regret to say Reds 1 through 12 cannot join you today, as they are being used in monsterously painful, highly unethical genetic experiments."

Cloud: "........"

DYING OF A NATURAL DEATH RULE # 647

Never, EVER touch ANY button -even if it is yellow rather than red- inside the secret lab of a Multi-billion gil corporation (ESPECIALLY if said corporation is run by an evil, meglomaniacle psychopath).

[Superstrider]

Man, that brings back memories...

[Aegix Drakan]

Prof oak: "as you can see, in its natural habitat, Pichus like to hibernate, especially in the summer. Any questions class?"

Kid: "yeah! What school did you go to, to get your diploma? Because you made absolutely no sense!"

[Masamune]

Red XIII was overrated.

[Otherion]

^Levitating men in business suites were overrated.

[algam86]

I bet that shield was, like, REALLY expensive...

[Aegix Drakan]

Bahamut! I summon you! Destroy Jenova with Maga Flare!!!

*this is problably gonna be my last post here (for two weeks anyway) I'm off to FLORIDA!!!

[Superstrider]

In Advent Children, he only had one line... Couldn't they make him say more?

[Otherion]

^Favorite Hobby: Casting energy balls of death with the diameter of a 3-year-old toddler at random passers by! Muahahahaha!!!!!

Mewtwos' brutal honesty often worked against him when filling out forum profiles....

[algam86]

-WARNING- Do not use in direct sunlight! Extended periods of exposure will cause the shield to glow extremely brightly and may cause eye damage...Ok, it WILL cause damage if you're dumb enough to stare directly at it.

[Yoshiman]

^ I bet he's worth something on the market if he's made of silver. >_>

[Ovi]

PH34R /\/\3!!!! (Really... I have a glowing eye... I'm scary...)

[Yoshiman]

^ Emo kitty.

[ShadowTiger]

^ "Wanna see what my teeth can do to your neck? :sb:"

[algam86]

That's my typical response when people start talking about politics...

[ShadowTiger]

... ... ... Eh, mine too. :sweat: :rolleyes: XD

^ ...... ..... Actually, I would very soon say the same about yours. :o

[algam86]

Holy crap! Look at how big that thing is...It's coming right for us! Attack!!!

*That last post was probably right before you changed your avatar again, so...yeah. You know.

[Darth Marsden]

"I've got a cold. Either give me a tissue of get out of the way."

[likesallusions]

24/7 of Star Wars and I ain't missin' it.

[Darth Marsden]

"And we shall call it... Hyrule."

[Ovi]

"There's something... in my pillow... -shifty eyes-"

[Superstrider]

Suicide Kitten!

[Darth Marsden]

Is it a Black Hole or just a big ball of light? Who knows?

[Superstrider]

You know... Sitting too close to the TV can mess up your eyes...

Oh... I guess it's too late to tell you that now...

[Aegix Drakan]

"Oohh! Pretty light!"

(these were the final words of Ash and Friends...)

[Darth Marsden]

"No, this isn't red fur. It's the blood of the last guy who messed with me. Still want some, punk?"

[Superstrider]

TV warps the mind, you know...

[Aegix Drakan]

that'll make a very big "BOOM" when it hits someone...

[ShadowTiger]

^ I have yet to see you on the back of cereal boxes. What's the deal man?

[Darth Marsden]

Dammit, I can't read what that says. I'm sure it's very impressive though.

[Petoe]

"Teddy... turn...off...the...TV..."

[ShadowTiger]

^ ... Life finally catches up to Uncle Fester...



<-- "You called down the Thunder,


Now Reap The Whirlwind."

[Darth Marsden]

"Hey, did one of you guys order a Nuke? Ah well, not that it matters, you're gettin' one anyways."

*Oh, now I understand who it is. Thanks.

[Aegix Drakan]

IQ is plummeting by the second. By the time he is 20, the poor guy will be unable to think...

[Sir_Johnamus]

Its Diego!

[Superstrider]

Born to be Wired.

[Aegix Drakan]

Hadouken!

[Superstrider]

Red XIII is sometimes nice, while other times he will rip your throat out.

[Aegix Drakan]

"I'm here in yoshitopia and...what's that? OH NOOOO!!! Run for your life! it's a stampede! We're gonna..."(trampling sounds)

And they say the yoshi is a gentle creature...

[likesallusions]

You know how sometimes people will try to give their cat a bath? Hmm...(comical pondering)

[ZTC]

Going through uncharted territories....

[likesallusions]

Sweet! The new Whataburger is now open!

[Superstrider]

Light the way!

[Aegix Drakan]

and now we see the dangers of the Yoshi reprodictive system...

Yoshi eats a monster, turns it into an egg, and POP an new yoshi is born...
Now, there are so many yoshis, they could take over the world.

[ZTC]

What's with that hungry look on your face

0_0

why are you looking at me like that?

[Aegix Drakan]

I Look at you like that because little girls are excellent side dishes. (rawr)

:D Just kidding.

[ZTC]

I can see how one can have a heck of a time typing with long claws like that

[Yoshiman]

^ You could kill someone with anime glasses.

[ZTC]

You could kill someone with that look.

[algam86]

Why does she have straight hair with two braids in it?

[ShadowTiger]

^ ... Not every day you see someone with a little ball of light in their mouth. Quit swallowing fireflies. :p

(DDR RoxX0rZ My S0xX0rZ.) ... (Something like that.) ... ( Download this (http://www.gerudo.net/bh4/music/neoMAX.mp3) )

[Aegix Drakan]

Link: "LOOK! A blue bubble! Now I can get my sword back!"
Navi: "Link, I don't think..."
(BZZT!)

[ZTC]

How about dyeing your hair something different?

[ShadowTiger]

^ Ears like Radar Dishes! =^-^=

[ZTC]

what in the blue hell is that?

[ShadowTiger]

^ Your eyes are inproportional to your head.

Fix it.

( :p )

[ZTC]

^ that would almost describe the "transdimentional plan" in my sci-fi writing....

[death2004]

^ Could probably pick up a pin dropping during a riot! :tongue:

[ZTC]

why are you just blinking?

[Darth Marsden]

Those are some freaky ears. I'll give you 5 bucks if you get them pierced.

[likesallusions]

Ughh...Stale tv specials...

[algam86]

"Here we see Link just standing motionless with a lamp. We don't why he's stopped like this, and we're not bothering to try and ask him. Moving on..."

[likesallusions]

Here is the new form of advertisement. Icebrakers is using dragons to advertise. "It's liquid. It's ice. It's Icebraker's Liquid Ice."

[Darth Marsden]

"Okay, do I have $5 for 'Link Standing With A Lamp'? Anyone? You Sir, $5! Any advancement? Going Once, Going Twice... Sold! Okay, our next painting is..."

[Superstrider]

Must... Watch... TV...




Rupert! Fetch Lois and the Fat Man! They must watch this too!

[algam86]

It's 'Flight of the Bumblebees' Yoshi-style!

[firefly]

Oh no, you eat fireflies, RUUUUUUUUN!!!.

[Yoshiman]

^ The flaming hair of doooooooom.

[ShadowTiger]

^ Flaming Hair? Speak For Thyself! :p

[Darth Marsden]

KITTY!

[Aegix Drakan]

I've heard when you channel flick late at night, the finger pressing the channel button is the last part of you to fall asleep.

[Darth Marsden]

Dude, totally diggin' the hairstyle.

[ZTC]

Must...keep...watching...American...Dad...marathon ....

[death2004]

^ Must...look...away...must...fight...urge to...flirt...

[Aegix Drakan]

point that thing somewhere else you...big pink marshmellow?

[ZTC]

you need a haircut

[death2004]

^ Let's shave the ears!

[ZTC]

what about, yours?

[death2004]

^ Needs an ear-shave :tongue:

[mrz84]

^ needs a holster for his gun

[Darth Marsden]

^ needs to stop using guns and start jumping on people again.

[ZTC]

holy crap, he's actually asleep with his eyes open!

[likesallusions]

Can anyone guess what my fave color is?


"Okay, do I have $5 for 'Link Standing With A Lamp'? Anyone? You Sir, $5! Any advancement? Going Once, Going Twice... Sold! Okay, our next painting is..."

*$5?!?

[algam86]

Don't tell anybody, but I stole this lamp, and I need a good place to hide it...

[Darth Marsden]

I am dragon, hear me roar.

RARGH.

[ZTC]

The aliens are coming...

[Aegix Drakan]

your avatar: don't bother whispering about me behind your back, I am EXEPTIONALLY keen of hearing.

*DM, jumping on enemies heads still works in that game. I use it on the BLackarm's Giants all the time!

[death2004]

^ I heard that people's flesh is very tasty in Mexico.

[Aegix Drakan]

^ I've heard that giant pink marshmallows are considered tasty when roasted over a fire. (Breathes fire on Death 2004)

[algam86]

"Who'd win between a fight between me and you? Heh...I don't think you want to find out..."

[Aegix Drakan]

Rawr!

*honestly, I think we'd tie. I'm not out to be the best of the best. I just want to be well known, not super famous.

[ZTC]

staging for the next kill...

[Superstrider]

Hello, Pretty...

[ZTC]

"Get them!"

[death2004]

^ "Get ouuuuut..."

[ZTC]

I'm a pink furry!

[Darth Marsden]

Yeah yeah, and I'm a bunny rabbit.

[ZTC]

eternal bliss....

[Darth Marsden]

Is that from 'Do You Like Horny Bunnies?' 1 or 2? I've only played the second one... ;)

[Superstrider]

TV Corrrupts the mind...

[Yoshiman]

^ Great Yoshi War.

[ShadowTiger]

^ Teeth Of White And Hair Of Flame, Who's the Guy To Take the Blame?

[Aegix Drakan]

Meeow!

[ZTC]

how about a different hairstyle?

[mrz84]

^ .....

[ZTC]

don't give me that look

[death2004]

^ "Uhh... do you mind... disappearing?"

[ZTC]

kinda hard holding this...

[Superstrider]

*Perverted thoughts come to mind...*

I really got to get my mind out of the gutter...

[Aegix Drakan]

Yoshi: Rainbow clone jutsu!

[Questwizard88]

Nanaki: Likes his grandfater too much.

[Aegix Drakan]

W00T! Inuyasha is a great show!

[algam86]

I'm holding a pose for a portrait, now stop trying to distract me!

[Aegix Drakan]

Antimatter cannon! FIRE!!!

[Superstrider]

Fire... Hot... BURN!

[Questwizard88]

Look out Yoshi! Incoming eggs!

[Aegix Drakan]

Don't hit me with a wind scar, PLEASE!

[algam86]

The newest toy on the market...Bowser V2: Now more evil and ruthless than ever!

Disclaimer: Not responsible for death due to insane, evil rampages to destroy a plumber and take his girl.

[Aegix Drakan]

Hey, what are you doing out here dragon? shouldn't you be at Bahamut Lagoon? (Started playing it yesterday, It Rocks!)

[Questwizard88]

Bowser is too weak.

[algam86]

To me, he kinda looks annoyed for some reason. Maybe Shippo did something stupid again.

[Sephiroth]

Run Like The Wind!

[algam86]

No, I'm just looking. Don't bug me.

[Bender]

That's sum long armpit hair! :p

[Aegix Drakan]

ultralisk: HUGAGHAGHRAH!
Computerized voice: Nuclear launch detected!
Ultralisk: ???
(explodes)

[algam86]

Well...he's evil. We knew he was going to go to hell someday.

[Superstrider]

Sure... He likes to run... But not as much as Sonic!

[Questwizard88]

I see more Yoshis every time I look at that thing...

[Darth Marsden]

"Okay, who swapped my shampoo with bleach?"

[mrz84]

^ needs some sleep

[Questwizard88]

^ looks very mad.

[Superstrider]

Aren't you Confident?

[algam86]

Kinda reminds you of Pikmin...

[Aegix Drakan]

Hey, Zero! Where are you not going in such a hurry?

[algam86]

Don't look at me like that. Told you not to play MAX. (period) with that giant shell on! You caught on fire, like I thought you would...

[Aegix Drakan]

HUH? what happened to your dragon avatars?

[algam86]

... (Sarge in the military...steadfast, unmoving...)

*They need more dragon avatars!*

[Aegix Drakan]

Zero...always on the move...

*Sabin is not a sargeant! He is a kick-ass martial artist from ff6! and yeah, we need more dragon avatars...And maybe a Sonic avatar or two...

[Superstrider]

That sword doesn't suit him...

[ZTC]

It's a stampede!

[death2004]

^ Stroke at your own peril.

[Superstrider]

Edit: D@MN YOU DEATH! You beat me to the post!

^Don't point that thing at me!

[algam86]

...They probably could've gotten a better angle...

*I know Sabin isn't a sargeant, (I've beaten FF6) but it looked like it in the picture. Swear it looks like somebody from the Marines or something...

[SeirraMist]

^My hair doesent do that when I jog in place :(

[death2004]

^ Maybe if I stay in this position, I won't blush... *turns around and promptly blushes* :sweat:

[Aegix Drakan]

run for our life! it's a marshmellow with a gun! (grabs airboard and flies off at sonic speed)

[algam86]

Apparently, Bowser only gets Beam Knives...

[likesallusions]

How long was this marathon again?

[algam86]

I know there's something I'm forgetting in here...What was it...?

[likesallusions]

I've been runnin' for hours...HOW LONG IS THIS FRICKIN' THING!?!

[Aegix Drakan]

Hmmm...I don't rember this place, maybe I took a wrong turn...OH NO! IT'S STALFOS!

Stalfos: Lunch!

[likesallusions]

Time to light the fires for barbaque!

*waah! Stalfos!

[algam86]

I knew it was a good idea to stick that fairy in this lamp...

[ShadowTiger]

^ You have no idea how many times that avatar has been used before. XD

[likesallusions]

Gaze into my purple eyes and you will be my new kitty. Now, sleep kitty, sleep. Stupid dog, go away. (I'm having a...weird moment here, sorry.) -.-

[ZTC]

^ You have no idea how many times that avatar has been used before. XD
expecially by me, lol

Into the Darkness

[algam86]

Must...keep...from rubbing cat ears...!

*rubs cat ears anyway*

[Aegix Drakan]

Just gotta keep moving...

[Superstrider]

Fireball!!!

[algam86]

How does he run on those stubby little legs?

[Superstrider]

Run, Forest, run!

[algam86]

Help! HE'S GONNA EAT ME!

[Aegix Drakan]

energizer batteries! they just keep going and going and going and going...

[algam86]

Oh my God, he's starting a fire in the jungle? Where's Smokey?!

[Superstrider]

I wish my hair was that long...

[algam86]

I hate your stage!

Really. Those instant-kill lasers are a ripoff...

[Aegix Drakan]

He's got a lot of stamina...

[ZTC]

o_0 I didn't know that avatar was in the database
(maybe because I have had my own for around a year now...)

[Superstrider]

Oooohhh... Bunny Girl...

[Aegix Drakan]

no more melee avatars?

[Superstrider]

Now that Ganon is defeated, me and Zelda can... uhh...

Well I'm not telling you!

[Aegix Drakan]

think you're so tough? (removes ^'s batteries)

[likesallusions]

Wh-what?! I am NOT sensitive!!!

[Superstrider]

Actually, he has a candle... Not a lanturn...

[Archibaldo]

So what if I have a giant "V" on my forhead?

[algam86]

See? Undeniable proof that Jesus was orange. :D

(Jesus is black. I don't want to be flamed for sounding anti-Christian or anything...)

P.S. what does 'GL' mean?

[Archibaldo]

Push it to the limit!

P.S. GL means guild leader

[Dracula]

The non-alcoholic Jagermeister logo.
(look creepily similar to my own avatar... *shudders*)

[algam86]

He must've gotten embarassed by somebody...Look how red his face is!

[Aegix Drakan]

Zero: "this is just my warm up! you should see me do DDR!"

[Dracula]

"Run away!!! I just told him that the Pokemon Movie sucked!!!"

[algam86]

Guy: Shut up. I forgot the sunscreen and fell asleep on the beach, okay?

[Aegix Drakan]

Zero: SHUT UP! If you had a rabid maveric chasing you, you'd run too!

*I agree with ^^. The movies (and the show itself) sucked. the only good movie in that series was the first (and maybe the fourth) one. all the others were crap ( I stopped watching after the fourth)

The original games (red/blue, and Gold/silver I guess) were fun. Now, the whole thing is going down the toilet. :( Waste of a good concept.

[likesallusions]

What? Another Pokemon movie they want me for? I'm getting tired of this! Ughh!

[Dracula]

"Can you hear me now? Good."

[Darth Marsden]

"Why yes, I'm the drummer from System of A Down. Why?"

[Aegix Drakan]

Omochao: and sonic pulls off a high, high trick!

Sonic: this is Sonic 3 & Knuckles, not sonic riders!

[likesallusions]

Uh, I'm kinda loosing my balance here. Someone help? Please?!

[Darth Marsden]

"Star light, star bright..."

[Superstrider]

Old Genesis Version of Sonic Riders.