I got more better grammar than you.

[Eckels]

So i'm watching tv
and this commercial is on, and it's about kids growing up
and it's like kids saying "before you know it, i'll be walking down the aisle"
"before you know it, i'll be in college
and it was such a touching commercial... put a lump in my throat
and i sat and wondered in the brief moment
what on earth could this be a commercial for?
it was a commercial for toyota, and i was so disappointed
fucking car commercials
but see, that's the kind of deep moving emotional good that marijauana does to you.
it basically makes you feel everything more.... whatever your feeling, it's amplified. so if you're feeling hate, you'll have bad trips... and you can hate feeling high
but if you love, it makes you love more
and it can feel really nice
that's all i'm sayin.
happy 4:20!

[SixTen]

It's 4-19 though.

[fatcatfan]

I liked what Bill Cosby said:

And I said to a guy, "Tell me. What is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?" and the guy said, "Well, it intensifies your personality" and I said "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?".

[Eckels]

It's 4-19 though.

Thats the other thing that makes this thread funny.

see, i'm a comedian sir.

[SixTen]

Thats the other thing that makes this thread funny.

see, i'm a comedian sir.
And I am a doofus sir!

[Eckels]

And I am a doofus sir!

Nah.

I really just wanted to wish everyone a happy day today, since tomorrow i probably wont be... ahem... "Around" most of the day.

[Toolie]

I picked a real great part of the year to get a job that requires a drug test soon. Eckels, light a fattie up for me ;)

[Eckels]

[23:51] <Eckels> ck i lubu
[23:51] <Eckels> and i'm high
[23:51] <Eckels> and in ten minutes
[23:51] <Eckels> it'll be 420
[23:51] <JJ_Maxx-AG> You lika da sauce?
[23:51] <Eckels> and at 420...
[23:52] <moocow> I lub da sauce :D
[23:52] * moocow pours whipped cream all over cyberkitten and asks shyly, Do you want me to lick it off?
[23:52] <Eckels> it will be 042020040420
[23:52] <JJ_Maxx-AG> I have some sauce.
[23:52] <Eckels> 04/20/2004 04:20
[23:52] <moocow> myy boob itches :o
[23:52] <cyberkitten> omg
[23:52] <Breaker> so cut it off
[23:52] <Eckels> and see what's cool about the number?
[23:52] <Eckels> if you take the first six numbers
[23:53] <JJ_Maxx-AG> *sli4ice*
[23:53] <moocow> I NEED MY BOOB
[23:53] <Eckels> 042020 040420
[23:53] * cyberkitten hides behind hte gaylion
[23:53] <Eckels> reverse the order of the second one
[23:53] <Eckels> you get
[23:53] <Eckels> 042020
[23:53] <Eckels> 024040
[23:53] <Eckels> 066060
[23:53] <Eckels> 666
[23:53] <Eckels> marijuana is the devil mama!
[23:53] <Eckels> i just thought of that now
[23:53] <moocow> You have too much time on your hands.
[23:53] <JJ_Maxx-AG> O_o
[23:54] <Eckels> thats fucking brilliant
[23:54] <JJ_Maxx-AG> It's something

[Jemsee]

999
I was standing on my head when I read the last post.

[theplustwo]

I liked what Bill Cosby said:Due to quote embedding being disabled (which is good) the quote is missing, but I have that Bill Cosby routine on tape. It kicks ass.

Brain Damage!

[Makaveli]

yeah lets get high and od n die

[Pablo]

yeah lets get high and od n die
Or better yet, why don't you do it while I point and laugh ;)

[Dechipher]

Yes, let's OD on Marijuana. I think it would take quite a while to do that.

[Makaveli]

i din't say i would use weed, maybe i'd lace in with crack