Fuck Dr. Seuss

[Ganonator]

This is not what you think it is. Well, maybe. Depends if you are a sicko or not :D

It was 3am last night, and I wanted to make some scrambled eggs. I put the first one in, and everything's great. I crack the second one, and the 'white' part was green. wtf...
http://zc.thedpshack.com/eggs1.jpg
You can clearly tell which one was the bad one :(
http://zc.thedpshack.com/eggs2.jpg

anybody else have nasty food stories?

[Dechipher]

That's pretty sick, dude. Did you eat it?

[Ganonator]

That's pretty sick, dude. Did you eat it?
I dumped them out, washed the pan, and grabbed some more out of the fridge... I wasn't planning to enjoy them with a fox, or on a box, or on a boat with a goat.

[Dechipher]

I couldn't eat eggs after seeing that. Aside from the fact that I cant' stand them anyway. One time, my grandma and I were at Braums and she ordered a chicken fried steak, but appparently they didn't cook it long enough. It was still raw on the inside.

[Master Ghaleon]

Must of been an old egg in the bunch :P yucky

[Rainman]

I'd check your ham if I were you. ;)

[aces2022]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: FUCK DR. SEUSS :laughing: :laughing: I don't know why i just think that is really funny. :laughing:

I can almost see you in the yolk. That is cool.

[moocow]

Yummy, green eggs. ;)

[Starkist]

I once cracked open an egg to find a chicken fetus inside. Yum.

[Gerudo]

I wasn't planning to enjoy them with a fox, or on a box, or on a boat with a goat.
im sure Foxy and Goat would love to have eggs for breakfast with you ;)

[Hessian]

I once cracked open an egg to find a chicken fetus inside. Yum.

Fire that grill up! Chicken fetuses are the best! They taste just like chicken.

[cyberkitten]

so the moral of the story is.....don't eat eggs at russ's house?

[Archibaldo]

Mmmm green eggs all you need now is the ham. Then if your name is Sam you could say: Sam I am, I ate green eggs and ham! BTW in the story is the ham green cause it only says green eggs but nothing about the ham. Any way mabey it was a cholesterol free egg i know the shells of those eggs are green but im not sure of the yolk. did you eat the eggs?

[Fiyerstorm]

so the moral of the story is.....don't eat eggs at russ's house?
Either that or throw eggs at Russ's house. ^_^