View Full Version : Fuck Dr. Seuss
Ganonator
04-13-2004, 07:41 PM
This is not what you think it is. Well, maybe. Depends if you are a sicko or not :D
It was 3am last night, and I wanted to make some scrambled eggs. I put the first one in, and everything's great. I crack the second one, and the 'white' part was green. wtf...
http://zc.thedpshack.com/eggs1.jpg
You can clearly tell which one was the bad one :(
http://zc.thedpshack.com/eggs2.jpg
anybody else have nasty food stories?
Dechipher
04-13-2004, 07:45 PM
That's pretty sick, dude. Did you eat it?
Ganonator
04-13-2004, 07:49 PM
That's pretty sick, dude. Did you eat it?
I dumped them out, washed the pan, and grabbed some more out of the fridge... I wasn't planning to enjoy them with a fox, or on a box, or on a boat with a goat.
Dechipher
04-13-2004, 07:51 PM
I couldn't eat eggs after seeing that. Aside from the fact that I cant' stand them anyway. One time, my grandma and I were at Braums and she ordered a chicken fried steak, but appparently they didn't cook it long enough. It was still raw on the inside.
Master Ghaleon
04-13-2004, 07:58 PM
Must of been an old egg in the bunch :P yucky
Rainman
04-13-2004, 08:12 PM
I'd check your ham if I were you. ;)
aces2022
04-13-2004, 08:27 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: FUCK DR. SEUSS :laughing: :laughing: I don't know why i just think that is really funny. :laughing:
I can almost see you in the yolk. That is cool.
moocow
04-13-2004, 08:31 PM
Yummy, green eggs. ;)
Starkist
04-13-2004, 08:34 PM
I once cracked open an egg to find a chicken fetus inside. Yum.
Gerudo
04-13-2004, 11:34 PM
I wasn't planning to enjoy them with a fox, or on a box, or on a boat with a goat.
im sure Foxy and Goat would love to have eggs for breakfast with you ;)
Hessian
04-13-2004, 11:39 PM
I once cracked open an egg to find a chicken fetus inside. Yum.
Fire that grill up! Chicken fetuses are the best! They taste just like chicken.
cyberkitten
04-14-2004, 01:57 PM
so the moral of the story is.....don't eat eggs at russ's house?
Archibaldo
04-14-2004, 02:02 PM
Mmmm green eggs all you need now is the ham. Then if your name is Sam you could say: Sam I am, I ate green eggs and ham! BTW in the story is the ham green cause it only says green eggs but nothing about the ham. Any way mabey it was a cholesterol free egg i know the shells of those eggs are green but im not sure of the yolk. did you eat the eggs?
Fiyerstorm
04-14-2004, 02:29 PM
so the moral of the story is.....don't eat eggs at russ's house?
Either that or throw eggs at Russ's house. ^_^
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