Happy Birthday to me!

[mike5000]

Im 18 :D :)

[Fiyerstorm]

Hehe, Happy Birthday! Now you can buy cigarettes and slowly kill yourself!!!

[pyromike77]

Hehe, Happy Birthday! Now you can buy cigarettes and slowly kill yourself!!!
lol
Happy birthday mike5000

[Archibaldo]

I didn't know you had to be 18 to buy cigarettes. Congrats on the big 1-8 though.

[SixTen]

Congtatulations!! Happy birthday. Now you don't have to hide all that porn under your bed.

[AssasinTenchu]

Happy birthday whoever you are. x_x

[Dechipher]

Congtatulations!! Happy birthday. Now you don't have to hide all that porn under your bed.
...Unless you still live with your mother, that is. Judging from how you used to have a ninja turtles avatar, I'd say keep hiding it. :P

Congrats man.

[Glitch]

Time to go to the titty bars...

[KurrsB]

Happy Birtday dude!!!

[moocow]

Congtatulations!! Happy birthday. Now you don't have to hide all that porn under your bed.

I'm almost 20 and I hide all my porn. Of course, it's just cause I don't want my lil sister to find it :p

Happy 18th, homie. Now you can legally do all the stuff that you were probably doing before you turned 18. I'm still waiting for 21. :p

[Glitch]

or your mom stealing it...

[SixTen]

I was so excited when I turned 18 that I could buy porn. Then when I actually thought about it, I don't like to buy it at the gas station or the book store. You get strange looks and it's just weird. At least at the porn store people know you're buying porn, and it's so much funnier than anywhere else.

[Rainman]

Um, good job being born.