The Great Jack Off!

[Starkist]

When this world is in peril, there are many who would step up to defend it. However, there are a select few who have proven their worth time and again, and are able to be called elite. Yet even amongts these brave few, only one can be the best. Who is your Jack?

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Jack Bauer: He is the last line of defense in this country against presidential assassins, nuclear terrorists, and lethal viruses. He has the president on speed-dial. He would give everything to save his daughter from those who would harm her.



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Jack O'Neil: He is the first line of defense against evil aliens who want to destroy the world. He killed Ra, the Egyptian god of the sun. He has to deal with swarmy Daniel Jackson every day. He does not take life seriously, but seriously defends our planet.



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Jack Ryan: He has seen many changes through the years, but this CIA analyst is always there when his country needs him. He answers the call and stands up to evil Russians, evil drug lords, evil Japanese businessmen. Though never elected, he rose through the ranks to become president of the United States.



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Make your choice! Who is the greatest Jack of them all? Write-ins will be accepted.

[Menokh]

Jack O'Neill.
He and his team have saved Earth, and the Galaxy numerous times from threats the other Jacks can't imagine.

[Eckels]

Jack Daniels - Helped get people drunk.

[cyberkitten]

it's a tie between jack bauer and jack daniels

[bigjoe]

Damnit! You guys beat me to the "Jack Daniels" post. :laughing:

Seriously, though, I'm voting "other." ;)

[vegeta1215]

Bruce Campbell, the Jack of All Trades :D http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-869/

[Hessian]

Bruce Campbell is a freakin' animal. Case in point:Army of Darkness (http://imdb.com/title/tt0106308/)

I voted for Jack Ryan. His later years. Not his pussy "Sum of All Fears" effort in saving the world.

[*b*]

Jack O'Neill (with two 'L's) hands down. he could save the world with his wise-assyness, and that, is the most powerful weapon ever :D

and remember, it's O'neill... TWO 'L's! *holds up 3 fingers*

[theplustwo]

Either Jack Black or Jack White.

Perhaps they could band together to form the One True Jack.

[Master Ghaleon]

Jack Daniels :D

[deathbyhokie]

Jack O'Neil: He is the first line of defense against evil aliens who want to destroy the world. He killed Ra, the Egyptian god of the sun. He has to deal with swarmy Daniel Jackson every day. He does not take life seriously, but seriously defends our planet.

not to mention he could make a bomb from a 9V battery, a piece of foil, and a toothpick. my pick

[Blonde799]

Jack Bauer. He actually deals with realistic threats, and has proven time and again, that humans aren't immortal.

[Rydia]

I would have to choose Jack O'Neill, he used to be MacGyver ya know.

[Ganonator]

Jack Black

[Archibaldo]

Jack the Ripper, slayer of prostitutes.

[zed_cool]

Jack Black, from Tenacedius D (or if it is spelled so.. ) :)

[Pablo]

Jack O'Neill, definitely.

[Jigglysaint]

Jack T Chick! He has superhuman ignorance powers

www.chick.com

[Jakq]

Jack the cat, my friends grandmothers cat who recently had his balls removed for getting 3 cats pregnant.

[mike5000]

Jack Bauer end of discussion..... 24 owns!