The Anime/Game Crossover Role-Playing Adventure II(2)!

[mrz84]

its baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccckkkkkkkk!!!

for those you weren't around for the first one, i point you to page 3 of the Forum Games thingy at the bottom. if you played the first you, then you can play again if you want. just be warned that this is going to be 10x more insane/random/hilarious than the first one was.
rules are simple.

1: you can do just aboot anything you want except for kill off a character unless i say its ok.

2: no destroying the universe or whatever axel is currently tying to do in the phobia of DO thread.

3: if you're posting while on a sugar high (i'm using the honor system here) you're immune to death for 3 of your posts.

4: if i feel like someone is playing unfair, i reserve the right to have their actions reversed for the time being.

5: if any more rules need to be added i'll add them if i feel they need to be added or you the poeple feel they need to be added.

if there isn't anything you want to add before playing you can start. everone gets to have a group of 4 people they conrtol.
1:themselves
2-4:any anime/game character with some exceptions (ask before having someone you think might be not usable, i can't spend the next 30 minutes typing who isn't usable)

[Slider Zero]

Heh...Sweet. It's back!!

okay then....my team is....
Myself, Rock (KOF), Protoman (or Blues, as one would prefer) and.......Guy (FE7)


*we open our tale of Random Insanity with a period of calm, which in actuality is insane within itself*

Blues: *Glares at narrator*

*oh all right. Our would-be participants are currently seperated amongst themselves in the massive metropolis that has come to be known as Magnaverse Square: Rock on a hill overlooking the city, training diligently...*

Rock: Deadly Rave!! *destroys a small group of trees*

*...Guy, in a small wooded area on the other side of town, also training...*

Guy: HYAA!! *Dissapears, then suddenly drops from the sky, following a large amount of lumber*

*...and Blues, whom is currently conversing with a man known only as Slider Zero...*

Blues: hey, Slider....Slider....
SZ: *focused on something behind Blues*
Blues: HEY!!
SZ:*wakes up* huh?...oh sorry. Rock's training again.
Blues: Waitaminute...you can tell that from here? he's at least 6 miles away!!
SZ: you'd be surprised at what I can do....*looks to his left*...and also what I tend to pick up on.
Blues: You are hopeless, you know that?
SZ: Yup. Raz makes sure to rub that point in on a regular basis...eiether way, I gotta go stop Guy before he completely removes the woods from the park...Seeya!
Blues: *confused as all hell* Hey! Wait...and just who the hell is Guy?

*yes....all in all a pretty much normal day...at least, as normal as it can get here...*

[mrz84]

and then a plot hole drags your party into another world, a world full of evil, a world full of insanity, a world full of.....plot holes, a world called.....Zaptonia, home of Zapper (from bar-buddies) from a glance you can see almost nothing but the slightly large island you are on and a distant one to the south. everywhere else you look you see water. zaptonia is almost 80% water or more. you look up to see a large floating island in the sky but there is no visible way to get to it at this point, so you head for the town to the east ignoring the castle to the north and the western desert for now.

you enter zaptonia city. large and beaming with zaptonians in their everyday lives. you see some wearing armor like knights while some where jumpsuits and carry weaponry such as guns. you wander into the city square where the main form of entertainment is...a strip joint (yes, zaptonia has those too)

[Slider Zero]

Slider Zero: Okaaaayyy....that was new...
Guy: at least he didn't seperate us...
Rock: Maybe he's planning something...
Blues: Maybe...
SZ: don't worry about it...plotholes just work like that. Speaking of which, I better get my anti-plothole gear out.

*Slider proceeds to acquire his APh gear, using a plothole as the source*

Blues: Hypocrite.
SZ: Whatever. Take Rock and Guy and see if you can find anything.
Blues: But what about...
SZ: GO. In case you forgot, I can handle myself quite well.
Blues: Whatever
SZ: *suddenly alert*....and keep an eye open for ANYTHING that seems out of place...

*the others stare at Slider questioningly*

SZ: Trust me.

*Blues, Rock and Guy proceed to enter one of the MANY Strip clubs that dot the landscape, while Slider moves off to do a bit of investigation....and to find a certain guardian of destiny...*

[mrz84]

slider zero comes across a grim site: a zaptonian demon is attempting to steal from random people but is failing miserably.

[demon]why?! why do they ignore me so?!
[slider zero] :sweat: ...moving along.

at the strip bar.....

[blues].....
[rock].....
[guy].....
[girl]are you goign to just stare or are you going to give me a tip?
[trio].....
[blues].....maybe.....
[large man in black armor with blood-red cape with large scythe with the word DOOM ingraved near the end of the blade]are these three giving you any trouble?
[girl]well if its isn't carth, the dark knight who would have been a paladin.....
[carth]i would appreaciate if you left my past alone. i was here to help you but now i'll just leave you to your fate.....*walks off*

[Slider Zero]

*Slider Zero is now in a dark alley*

SZ: ....... :eyebrow: So where is he when you ACTUALLY need him?
MrZ: Right here.

*Slider turns around to stand face-to-face with MrZ, the guardian of Destiny*

SZ: mind explaining?
MrZ: All in due time.
SZ: .......today just isn't my day....do you even have control of the rendom plotholes?
MrZ: They're called RANDOM plotholes for a reason...
SZ: ...........:glare:

*meanwhile, at the strip joint*

Rock: .......
Blues: .......
Guy: ........
Blues: ......alright, enough waiting. Let's move on to the next place
Rock: .......We might have a slight problem with that......

*several bouncers, thugs, and all-around just not nice people surround the trio*

Rock: .....Depending *stands up* on whether *moves toward the closest thug* you want these guys left alive or not. *quickly does a two-punch combo, and chains it into a Hard Edge*

Blues: ......hmmmm *stands* Tough call *reveals his buster arm, which is already glowing with the charge of a supershot* ......TRY not to kill them, but accidents will happen...:mischief: *releases supershot into crowd, killing several and blowing out the wall* Oops.

Guy: *smirks* Maybe we should just carve a path leading out, yes? *proceeds to pwn everyone who isn't friendly within 10 feet of his location*


*back at the alleyway*

MrZ: eiether way, this meeting will be cut short.
SZ: I don't think so. I want answers dammit!
MrZ: like I said....all in due time. Besides, you've got some crowd control to take care of.

*motions to the strip joint, which is now even more noticeable from the fighting*

SZ: Damn. I gets no breaks around here..... *leaves*
MrZ: not to mention that I cannot give answers that I do not yet have. This could become rather...interesting....

*with that, MrZ dissapears into a plothole*

[mrz84]

*in the shadows of the alley*

[voice]so it begins.....

the figure disappears.....

*at the strip joint*

as the trio fight off zaptonian guards (being careful not to kill any of them) carth returns to find the fight going on.
[carth]so you want a fight huh? *pulls facemask of dark knight helmet down and draws his scythe, the doom sayer, and gets ready to attack* let's see what you can do against the captain of the Royal Guard! Taste my indestructible scythe! EN GUARDE!

[Slider Zero]

*for some reason, none of the trio are scared at all*

Guy: .....you might wanna be more worried about yourself, you know...*KO's another Zaptonian*
Rock: .............*Takes out 10 guys with the raging storm*..............you are't exactly the worst i've seen....
Blues: *using Wild Coil to disable his attackers* not to mention....you forgot one.

*Carth stops....then dodges to the left, just barely missing the blade of the sword Fusion*

SZ: Damnit. I thought I told you guys NO HINTS!!!
Blues: We're bored, man.

*Slider takes the time to survey the absolute destruction wreaked by all of 3 people....and laughs*

SZ: *motions to the mass of beaten zaptonians* THATS IT?!? *laughs* I would've expected better from these guys...I guess i'll just take out my frostrations on you.

Carth: Bring it on.

*and so, they fight. As time progresses, however, both seem to be evenly matched*

SZ: (damn.....I can't seem to get him to slip up......and this style....) *breaks away from Carth* (guess that I can't feel him out....seems that he's holding back too. Too bad I don't have more time...)
Carth: Well? You give up?
SZ: ............we'll finish this another time. Come on guys.

*with that, Slider, Rock, Guy, and Blues leave*

Carth: Interesting kid....

[mrz84]

[carth]<i don't know who that was but he reminded me of my brother. he was able to go toe-to-toe with me in the lower stages of my demi-god abilities. strange yet interesting.....too bad he doesn't know that all zaptonians are as strong as zapper or myself...>


and so the insanity contimues.....

[Slider Zero]

*in a secluded location*

Rock: .....those guys weren't exactly pushovers, you know....
Guy: .....yeah. Reminded me of the Four Fangs for a second...
Blues: ....interesting....these guys can actually stand up to us and put out a decent challenge...
SZ: The people in the bar were the small fry. .............That Carth guy is who we should be worried about right now...

*a moment of silence follows*

Blues: but....how was he able to match you in skill?
SZ: good question...on a lighter note, though, it would seem that our friendly guardian is stuck with us.
Rock: Info gathering, I presume?
SZ: yeah. I guess he doesn't know jack eiether....or he's making sure that whomever does know doesn't figure out what he's up to...

*another moment of silence*

Blues: curiouser and curiouser........anyway, we might stand a better chance if we split up. I'm sure that by now we've drawn a LOT of attention...
Rock: ...sounds good. How we gonna do this?
SZ: Rock and Guy stick together. Blues, you know what to do.
Blues: So...it's like that, huh? okay then, I'm gone *leaves*
Guy: what was that about?
Rock: I'll explain on the way...but we need to leave now. *Guy and Rock leave*

..................
..................
SZ: I know you're there....you might as well come on out.
???: not bad...I guess that brat did teach you something of worth..
SZ: ..............That brat just so happens to be my sister. Care to elaborate........Mr.....?
???: G will suffice....
SZ: so why don'tCHA come on out? things are so much easier to handle in person...
"G": ...........tread carefully, young arbiter.....*echoing laughter is heard*
SZ: yes...very deep shit...gotta find Z...

[death2004]

WOO! its back:)

party: ME(of course), Cid(ff7), Kain(ff2/4) and Edgar(ff3/6)

*Death's party runs into the alleyway, escaping from a random mega-prinny

Death: "phew! that was a close one! My nightmare attack didn't do a thing!"
Edgar: "what do you expect, it was a prinny!"
*party notice sz's party and walk over as if they were friends

[Slider Zero]

|Umm...Death, I'm assuming that you are talking about Rock and Guy, as the other two are off on solo stuff.|

*Rock and Guy are walking through town, keeping as low a profile as possible without being suspicious*

Rock: Theres an alley. Let's head there.
Guy: ........

*along the way, they see four others whom definitely do not belong in this world*

Rock: ???....oh no...
Guy: It would appear that we are not the only ones....
Rock: Don't come out here!! get back in the alley!!

*one of the local guards notices the small commotion, nad more importantly, the participants*

Guard: hey you!!! Stop!!
Rock: SHIT!! RUN LIKE HELL!!
Cid: why? we can take em!
Guy: less talking, more running!! Trust me!

*the group runs off*
____________________

*with Slider Zero....*

SZ: ...........he should be around here somewhere....
MrZ: Slider...It appears that things are getting out of hand. Another group has entered this world...
SZ: who's leading it?
MrZ: Death2004.
SZ: ....so whatever's causing this, it only goes after the forum members....at least tell me he's got a good team...
MrZ: Cid, Kain, and Edgar.
SZ: The engineer and Dragoon?
MrZ: yes.
SZ: should come in handy later....and do me a quick favor: Keep an eye on Blues. There's someone here who knows of my....uniqe nature...
MrZ: ..........done.

*the two dissapear as quickly as they arrived, and just as mysterious...*

*Blues....is currently on a solo fact-finding mission. Using the precision that only one whom has fought against wily can even imagine, he manages to sneak into a guard station undetected**

Blues: ........now let's see what there is to discover....

*little does he realize that he's being watched....*

G: go ahead....go and discover the truth for yourself.....

[mrz84]

little does G know that mrz has people working form him to look after things for him aall over the place.

[samus]<this guy is too easy watch.....>
[shadow(the hedgehog)]<.....>
[general beatrix].....

*let's just say they're my partyy, k?*

blues is looking throught some "secure" files when he senses something behind him. he turns around to find carth.

[carth]you think that zaptonia is full of weaklings who can't detect your sneaking easily do you? let me prove you wrong.....*pulls out his Doom Sayer scythe* i had the guards ignore your movements and they are ordered to not interupt my engaangements nor join in them. prepare yourself.....for the wrath of a demi-god.....*pulls down facemask of helmet*

[samus]well.
[shadow]fuck.
[beatrix]a duck.

to be continued.....

[death2004]

*the party follows Rock and Guy with Cid laying some contraption all along the way*

D2004:what in Morba's name are you laying Cid?
Cid:you'll see...
Kain: less yakking, more running!
Edgar: you gotta be plotting something right?
Cid: ok, take cover!

*cid hits a button and where he lay his contraptions there are massive explosions that incinerate the guards*

D2004: waddya doin cid? ya coulda killed us all!!!
Cid: well now we can lay low.... it was C4(god knows where he got it)

*the party stop running and stop for air*

[mrz84]

just when they think they can relax, a zaptonian looking strangely like mrz approaches but he's wearing a blue robe with red trim and he's carrying a sword with a blood stone set into the hilt.

[zaptonian]and just where do you think you are going after that? its useless to try and kill us. we have the gift of ressurection magic. they can be revived to the exact point before their deaths. unlike them however, i am more powerful than you could imagine. its a pity my brother won't get the chance to witness my superior swordsmanship skills. now prepare to face the wrath of a demi-god! I am Sarama, twin brother to the one you call mrz! *his sword glows a dark red* FLARE SWORD! *he slashes at death2004's party*

[Slider Zero]

NOTE: I figured that you'd want to use Samus, so I left her alone, and took the slightly less powerful Blues instead. I could've been evil and used Emeralda..... :evil: Also, mind explaining who Gen. Beatrix is?



Rock: Oh SHIT!
Guy: .........*counters attack* GET OUT OF HERE!!! I"LL HOLD HIM!!
Rock: Yeah Right!!! DOUBLE REPPUKEN!!

*the reppuken hits dead-on, allowing Guy to toss in a counter attack with the magically-infused wind blade*

Kain: and you call yourself a god...pitiful...
Cid: Demi-god? Bring it on!!

*Death suddenly swoops in and nearly takes off Sarama's head with a vicious looking dual scythe*

Sarama: so...you're the big man of the group...these flies will be childs play with you gone!

*Sarama focuses all of his attacks on Death, while somehow managing to fend off the not-so-small "small fry" as he calls them*

Death: Man...this bites...<we're gonna need backup soon...this guy is just that good...> take this!! (insert one of death's attacks here)

*The group proceeds to attack Sarama viciously, whom has OBVIOUSLY underestimated both his opponents, and the guys leading them*

Sarama: So you are more than you seem...THEN LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!

*meanwhile, with Blues...*

Blues: <Just how did I let myself be discovered....*dodges swipe from Doom Sayer*...I'm gonna need help here, or at least a decent close-in weapon...>*blocks a low kick* ....a lot better than those bar rejects....

Samus: <wait for it...>
Blues: now dodge THIS! BLUES STRIKE!!

*a large plasma blast sails at Carth, who dodges...although barely....and proceeds to counterattack*

Carth: You've left yourslef open fool! DIE!!
Shadow: NOW!!! CHAOS CONTROL!!

*the room is bathed in a greenish light....and when it fades, there are now 3 additional people in the room*

Carth: so you have backup huh? BRING IT ON!!!
Samus: with PLEASURE!!
Shadow: *smirks*
Gen. Beatrix: ..........

*and thus the fight continues, this time on a much higher tempo...*
*and as for Slider...*

SZ: *stops dead in his tracks* <.......SHIT!!!!!!! OF ALL THE PLACES, WHY HERE?!?!...ok..think...if what Carth says is correct, just about everyone here is as strong as I'm currently letting on to..add to the fact that Carth himself is so much stronger that that, and to top the whole thing, the one person capable of even matching myself or Z in power is not only loose, but attacking...Rock?>

*looks to the horizon*

SZ: waitaminute....why go after Rock, when Death is so close by? He can actually take on Sarama alone quite easily....or even Z, who is rolling solo? *a warning flag raises in the back of his head* and since when did Shadow get here...
MrZ: I called for backup.
SZ: so that's what you were doing....now...*points toward the city* about that.....
MrZ: .........ummm....yea....that needs fixing...
SZ: Raz would've killed you.
MrZ: I know...now comeon!!

*both leave toward the sceneof the fights...but Suddenly split up*

SZ: I'll help Blues! You take care of your little twin!!
MrZ: .....Right...hurry!!

*both split towards the differing hot zones...*
*....but unfortunately, Slider has to fight toward his*

SZ: YAAAAHH!!! *takes out a couple guards* ...you idiots..GET OUTTA MY WAAAAYYY!!!

*uses the laser blade tech on the entire group*

SZ: now...I have a promise to keep...


and yes, Sarama is _THAT_ good...

[death2004]

Death: Come on! i could take you out no problem in an 1-on-1 match!
Sarama: Dream on you idiot!
Death: you dont know my full power.....

*unleashes Nightmare... to no avail*
Death: NO WAY!!!! nothing can resist my Nightmare except Prinnies!!!
*Sarama unleashes Plot Hole Blast.....which is effortlessly dodged*
Sarama: you're good, wont you join the zaptonians?
Death: no way! *signals to Cid*
Cid: got it!
*Hundreds of Missiles are showered onto Sarama, followed by the ultimate attack....NukeUltimaDeath*
Death: you dont have a chance!!!!!

[mrz84]

after the smoke dispenses, sarama is shown unscaved.

[sarama]is that all the power you possess? if you can't defeat me, you can't defeat my brothers...
[death]don't you mean brother?
[sarama]you didn't know? carth is my brother as well as mrz's. and the queen is our sister. we're the 4 strongest zaptonians anywhere. except for that one girl.....


*back to carth*

[carth]that was a formidable attack. unfortunately i've seen it before. a pity you have forgotten mrz can copy any attack/technique/spell after witnessing it once. he DOES watch over destiny you know so he must place ALL of existence under his watch. he has quite the arsenal. trance kuja's ultima. ryu's hadoken. sailor saturn's ultiamate attack, death reborn revolution, which can destroy an entire planet. even your blues strike. i've seen him learn and use countless attacks over the past 70 million years.....and as for you three, surely my brother sent you to keep an eye on this one? if that is the case, i will withdraw to the queen since i AM the captain of the royal guard. i must do my job. *disappears*


*FYI: general beatrix is from final fantasy 9. every final fantasy has one or two kickass characters. beatrix is 9's. :kawaii: *

[death2004]

Death:You gotta be kidding me...... hes stronger than anything else i fought.....i may have to use it...
Cid, Edgar and Kain: DUDE NO WAY!!!!!
Death: sorry guys, i gotta use it........ METAMORPH!!!!

*Death Transforms to his most powerful form..... the 5th guardian....*
Guardian of Death: Dont mess with ME!
Sarama: no way.... the 5th Guardian!
Death Guardian: Better Belive it! The one called Death2004 is merely a charade.... i have lived as long as the earth...and every day i can claim up to 500 lives..... today.... i will claim 1 major life away.....YOURS!!!
Sarama: i can revive myself....
Guardian of Death: not if you dont have a soul.....SOUL CONSUME!!!!!!

[mrz84]

sarama holds up a pentant. the attack deflects from him back towards death's group who madly dashes out of the way to avoid their leader's attack.

[sarama]this indestructible pendant protects me from spells and attacks like your's. try something else you young fool. *readies The Nameless*

[death2004]

*Guardian of Death Splits into 12 multiples*
Sarama: what is this spell i wonder?
GoD: Your own End!
*guardian multiples attack sarama viciously with their dual scythes*

Cid: should we tell him hes de-metamorphing now, or later when hes had his fun??
Kain: later i think
Edgar: me too
Cid: well im second in command so..... we tell him later...
*Guardian is returned to Death straight after attack*
Death: oh-oh!
Cid: urrmm....Death....the thingy.....
Death: i'm worn out, i cant use it!
Sarama: Get Ready......DIE!!!
Rock: NO!!!!!!
Death: what in Morbas name are you doing Rock?!?!?!
*Rock blocks Saramas Juggernaut so that he is so far away from the alley, that he is considered Ko'd*
Death: we're screwed, i'm worn out, our best fighter took a pastin' and nothing harms this guy......wheres mrz when you need him????

(if i double posted, i forgot something to add)

[mrz84]

just when thngs look grim, with sarama about to administer the death blow to...death...ya...carth appears from an alley.

[carth]you are so obsessed with scaring people new to our world sarama.
[sarama]ahhhhhhhhhh, you just ruined my fun! without any demons or something threatening the peace, how am i supposed to hae some fun?
[carth]you could always spar with me or mrz
[sarama]do you really have to use his fake name around these weaklings?
[carth]he instructed use to do so for a reason. he didn't say the reason but i'm sure he has one.....
[sarama]why do you take his orders anyhow? you dispise him because he was chosen as guardian of destiny instead of you huh?
[carth]*pulls out his Doom Sayer and puts it to sarama's neck* say that again.....i dare you.....
[sarama]how about i take The Nameless and stick it up your....
[mrz]or how about i banish the two of you to seperate plot hole spaces and let you stew until you've learned your lesson?
[carth].....*puts Doom Sayer away*
[sarama].....*glares at his twin brother*
[mrz]and don't give me that look sarama. we have trouble as is. *turns to death's group* i've already informed all the guards of this misuderstanding. you and anyone else from AGN are free to walk the streets here as long as you behave. now take your friend and go. i already cast a Curaga spell on him so he should only be asleep. *turns back to sarama and carth, his older brothers and grabs their ears* as for you two.....we're going to see our sister and the council about this mess.
[carth and sarama]dammit lettgo! owowowowowowowow!

the trio disappear into a plot hole*

[death]what.
[edgar]the.
[cid]f**k?

[death2004]

Death: well that was unexpected...
Cid: yeah.......
Edgar: why dont we find either rock or a zaptonian weapons store???
Kain: Weapons...
Cid: indeed
Death: what the hey! we can find rock later.... or he finds us..
*Death, Cid, Edgar and kain leave the alley....leaving guy behind....*

Guy: errr.... Guys!? where are you???

[Slider Zero]

*meanwhile....*

SZ: .....poor guards....they never stood a chance....

*Slider is standing over what remains of the guard unit assigned to the Guard post*

SZ: now then...where is he...

*A Small group of people walk out of the building, Blues leading the way*

Blues: ...Slider...what the hell happened here?
Samus: ...looks to me like the guards thought they could stop him.
Shadow: and thus they paid the price
Gen. Beatrix: .....

*a momnet of silence*

SZ: {yeah, yeah...whatever. Just try and figure out what's going on, okay? This "G" is starting to creep me out...}
Shadow: that would be our boss that you're speaking to...?
SZ: *snaps out of trance* ...yeah. He says that we're clear to go..for now. Just don't start any trouble.
All: Alright.

*the group splits thier seperate ways, with blues remaining behind*

SZ: So...?
Blues: they're just as clueless as we are. whoever is behind this knows what they're doing.
SZ: just as I thought...Let's find Guy and get moving.
Blues: what about Rock?
SZ: Sarama caught him off-guard. unconscious at best. *snickers*
Blues: ??
SZ: nothing...just....BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!
Blues: they got Razzed, didn't they?
SZ: oh man...and I thought I was the only one who had to deal with it...

*somewhere on Earth, a girl with reddish-pink hair suddenly sneezes*

Razzly: .....oh crap...NOW what has he gotten into....

*back on Zaptonia*

SZ: *freezes*
Blues: Hmm..?
SZ: ...........*slowly moves hands to his sides*
Blues: ...........*begins charging buster*

..............................

*a flash of movement, and suddenly there are Two Sliders*

SZ: .......Still too slow.
SZ(2): *in a girl's voice* whaddya expect from me....I can't surprisre ya as it is...
SZ: and you are here why..?
SZ(2): ...Raz is pissed. MAJOR.
SZ: ......oh. I thought it was serious. but seriously Ging, why are you here?
Ginger: just....here. *tosses a very large sword to Slider* gotta go....*fades away*
SZ: ....crap......this is Very Bad(tm)...

*Slider is currently looking down at the sowrd that was given to him....which is none other than the sword of Luminescence.....*

[death2004]

*The party(mine that is) have found their weapons store and are ermmm.....'shopping'.....*

Death: Doom Sayer or anti-Zapper???
Kain, cid and Edgar: Anti-Zapper!!!
Death: why???
others: BECAUSE ZAPPER IS A ZAPTONIAN!!!!
Death: oh.......*walks to counter* i'll have this please
Store clerk: ok that'll be about $300 Zaptonian sterling please
Death: oh s**t, i only have £600 English Sterling from Earth
Clerk: thats ok.... £20 English Sterling = $100 zaptonian sterling.....go figure
*Death's party recieved Anti-Zapper Scythe, Dragoon Spear, Chainsaw and Trident*

[Slider Zero]

*Slider manages to reunite his motley crew*

SZ: .......*slams Lumina into the floor, blade first*
Guy: ...this is bad, isn't it?
Rock: yes, this is very bad.
Blues: I don't get it. It's just Lumina, guys. what's so big about him having it now?
SZ: Because I didn't summon it.
Blues: oh okay....*realizes the implications* WHAT?
SZ: yeah...Ginger can summon it if she needs to, but she usually doesn't....having her own giant sword and all...
Guy: *remembers the sheer size and power of the Heaven's Edge* .........yeah.
SZ: so why would she summon it, then give it to me?
Rock: maybe someone's blocking off your use of the dimensional portals...meaning you can only use plotholes.
SZ: and Plotholes are Z's thing, not mine.
Blues: think that guy G has something to do with it?
Rock: maybe....we'll just have to see what we can find out.
SZ: and if it's who I think it is, they're in for a WORLD of hurt....

*some time later, at an armory*

Guy: some good stuff here....
Blues: no kidding.. they even have some of the rare master weapon chips...
Guy: alright then...I'll need this.....*takes a Flame sword* and this *picks up a couple of elixirs* ...that should do it...
Blues: now then....these *picks up the weapon sets of the Ramnemesis series RM's* and these..*takes the Son Goharotto set too*...WHOA....*picks up the ultimate Wily mega-RM compilation*...and that.
SZ: ..........*spots something* ...So that's where it went...*picks up his old Castor rifle*..now for shells....a couple 3's, a 19, one of those 55's, and...hello....an XLS shell...
Rock: .....*silently roams through the store, and picks out a new set of gloves* Done.
SZ: hang on...seems some of my old equipment ended up here...*spots his buster pistols* heh...

*the walk up to the counter*

SZ: how much?
Cashier: .....10 cents, please.
SZ: ????
Cashier: oh comeon Shabi, take the freaking discount already!
SZ: ...*realizes who the cashier is* alright then...{back alley, 10 minutes.}
Cashier: Thank you! {make it five.}

*back alley, 5 minutes later*

SZ: so...exactly how did you get here?
Cashier: Plot Hole.
SZ: .........Seriously. What, did you decide to wire yourself to my jacket or something? ....so what's up?
Cashier(?): just letting you know...things on the other end aren't so good. Since Samus is kinda on mission right now, we're stressed for manpower...they're attacking...
SZ: ........Who?
Cashier(?): We don't know....these things...they're just too powerful...even took out Crescens when I got here..
SZ: waitaminute...these things managed to take down an OMNIGEAR?
Emeralda: ............
SZ: crap....guess it's time I broke out the big guns...better tell Z. Just try to lay low....well, as low as possible...
Emeralda: *notices her somewhat worn out battle fatigues, and the wild emerald green hair*...uh...heh...

*in another shadow, however*

G: so...not even the Nanocolony is powerful enough...hehahhahahaha.....soon....so very soon....

*but, once again the BnG rule breaks in, and Shadow manages to catch the whole exchange..*

Shadow: <Graham? no...not enough darkness...so then...who?>

[death2004]

*my errmmmm.....Rabble are just takin' it easy at one of Zaptonia's many alleys*

Death: i wanna fight......
Kain: Same here.....
Cid: me too.....
Edgar: OH PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!!!!
*Edgar is modifying something*
Edgar: DONE!
Cid: we are only next to you.... no need to shout man, youll make the boss deaf *hides a giggle*
Death: I HEARD THAT!!! we might as well Spar.......
Cid & Kain: agreed.......

[Slider Zero]

*Slider and co. arrive at the castle*

SZ: wonder why we overlooked this place before....
Guy: porbably because up until now, we were public enemy #1...
SZ: .......just comeon.

*they approach the gates*

Guardsman: Halt! what busines have you here?
SZ: I'm looking for your Boss. Seen him?
Guardsman: *laughs* you fool. why would The Captain waste his time on such a weakling as yo-
SZ: *holding a dagger very close to the guardsman's neck* That's why. Can we go in?
Guardsman: Y-y-yes..of course...*moves aside*
SZ: *replaces dagger back into it's sheath* thank you. Comeon guys.

*the group walk inside, and are directed to the throne room.....what they see upon entering, however, is all but classic*

SZ: ........you gotta be kidding me.
Blues: man...not even we're that bad....
Rock/Guy: what are you talking about?
SZ: you guys have no sibs. you wouldn't understand.

*before them is a rather furious argument, which is about to explode into blows....and MrZ right in the middle*

SZ: Hey!
*no answer*
SZ: Guys!
*no answer*
SZ: *charges energy into his palm* You need to pay attention...
*no answer*
SZ: that's it. POWER GEYSER!!

*the floor underneath the arguing siblings suddenly erupts with raw energy....which does nothing, save break up the argument*

MrZ: ........You could've waited...
SZ: please. Even MY family doesn't argue that much....
Blues: I second that...
Carth: ....we'll finish this later. now what do you want?
SZ: *pulls Lumina out of it's sheath* Guess.
Carth: *smiles* of course. this way.

*Slider and Carth leave, towards a sparring area*

Rock: <...and what about us?...unless...OH....>
Blues: <wait for it....>
Guy: <should happen...right...about....>

*A large explosion is heard*

Trio: ....Now.
MrZ: ???? What was that?

*Slider and Carth Return to the room. Both look rather worse for the wear...*

SZ: Told you I'd win.
Carth: ...........
Sarama: ......what just happened....?
SZ: Power Bomb Bowling. Really fun. We'll spar later...I want Death in on this one.
MrZ: that can be arranged...*opens plothole, and Death+party appear*
Death: .........Well, you guys said you wanted to spar...now you got yourselves a decent opponent.
Sarama: ........a rematch, eh? very well....
SZ: yes, a rematch. Sarama and Carth vs. Death and Myself. Any questions?
All: ..............
SZ: good. let's go.

*at the Sparring arena..which has several scorch marks from the power bombs...*

SZ: okay...Death, here's the plan...we each take on one guy. Who d'you want?
Death: Sarama.
SZ: Thought so. Be careful of what attacks you use...that amulet of his negates any instant-death stuff.
Death: ...there goes Soul Consume....
SZ: However, it can be overloaded....just watch how he moves. His strategy usually centers around wearing the other guy down, then moving in for the kill. I won't be able to help you, as Carth is bad enough on his own. Just be careful of how much power you use against him...In a straight fight, you would win...but this guy lives on exploiting the weaknesses of his opponents. oh yeah...here

*Slider gives Death the ultimate in Scythe Weaponry: the Almighty Masadoom....upon recieving the weapon, It glows in Death's Hands....*

Death: whoa....it's still got the second blade, too....
SZ: yeah...I figured that this was yours anyway.
Death: ....it's on now. I'm ready.
SZ: same. Lets go kick ass...<I just hope that Carth isn't as strong as I think he is...Can't risk using that much power...>

[death2004]

Death: Thanks man! now let me return the favour!
*SZ is given a Black Gem lvl 10 for Lumina*
SZ: what do you do with this???
Death: Put it where that Blue Gem is!!!
SZ:ok....
*SZ's Lumina is more powerful, is lighter, has more Defence, gives more Magic Defence and Magic Attack*
Sarama: are you ready or what?????
Death: BRING IT ON!!!!!! WALL!!!!!!
*the Sparring room is split into 2 with a titanium wall*
Sarama: Get ready!!!
Death: FIGHT!!!!
*Multiple blows are exchanged*

[Slider Zero]

*the fight continues, with neither side backing down*

SZ: <Good...but >....not good enough!!! EARTH BLAZE!!

*A wall of solid rock and magma collide against Sarama*

Sarama: ......Nice try, fool!! HEAVENS GATE!!!

*an enormous blast of light energy slams down on Slide and Death, Ion cannon style........only to come into contact with a shield*

Death: Close...but no Cigar...
SZ: ..........*smiles* nice attack....mind if I borrow it?

*the irises of Slider's eyes seem to glow gray for a split second, then he releases the exact same attack used against him*

SZ: I mean after all...it IS mine....
Death: <....so I was right again...> Hmph.. *tosses a Dark Bomb at Carth*
SZ: *notices the hint* well, it's been fun....NOw let me show you how you perform "Heaven's Blaze" PROPERLY. HUAAAAH!!!!

*Carth and Sarama are once again Nailed by Heaven's Blaze, but this time HARD*

Sarama: FOOL!!! *appears surrounded by a plothole shield* You cannot hope to defeat me!!
Carth: *clears immediate area around Sarama*
SZ: <so he knows...oh well..> *pulls out Castor Rifle* hmm...lets see how you like ths!!!

*Slider Fires the Castor....and a large wave of energy sails at Sarama. It is stopped by the plothole shield, but does not dissipate*

Sarama: and that was supposed to do what, exactl....WHAT!?!?

*Sarama's shield suddenly cracks, then shatters, allowing the blast to sail through and connect solidly*

Sarama: ....*actually hurt* h-how....
SZ: #37 shell...it's part of the Anti-Plothole suite.
Death: and now you shall fall. DARKNESS RAIN!!!
Carth: I think not. SOLAR INFERNO!!

*Carth releases a large blast of light from his hands, deflecting the Darkness rain attack while still heading for Slider*

SZ: what is ist with you guys and ripping my attacks? *completely repels Attack, with his bare hands* and when are you gonna figure out that you can't kill me with MY OWN ELEMENT?

Carth: <...he's a lightbringer?.....him...of all people...how did he receive that gift...>

SZ: oh yeah...I almost forgot....I have this too! SAHDOW NOVA!!
Death: and how's about this! NukeUltimaDeath!!!

*a blast of dark energy is sent sailing towards Carth, who deflects it...and catches the explosive aftereffect, followed by the large explosions, green mist, and scythes associated with NUD*

Carth: <...Foolish...I'm underestimating him..> very well...it seems that I require the use of my full power to defeat you....
Death: <HE'S NOT AT FULL POWER?!?>
SZ: <...SHIT! I OVERDID IT!!!>
Sarama: ...very well brother...let us show them what we are truly capable of...

*through all of this, MrZ watches silently*

MrZ: <.....my brothers constantly underestimate them....the only reason that they even were able to look as if at an advantage was because they were caught off guard...they have no idea that Slider and Death are actually more powerful then them....>

*Death and Slider are now being battered senseless by the combined might of Carth and Sarama*

Sarama: not so tough now, are you, BOY?
Carth: Where is this power that you hinted at? SHOW ME!!!
SZ: *takes a boot to the face*< no....I can't let it out...not here...>
Death: <....can't use it....don't know if Slider can survive the backlash....>

*Sarama and Carth Unleash a combined Plothole blast at Slider and Death*

Death: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <no choice...I have to use it....> take THIS!!!
SZ: ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!*suddenly starts glowing* .......alright...but remember...you....FORCED ME TO USE IT!!

*an exponential amount of energy is suddenly released into the room, destroying even the magical barriers designed to keep the center intact.....and a huge column of pure light is seen spiraling towards the heavens...*


(NOTE1:In case you were wondering: My primary ability is the Assimilation techinque, which allows me to copy the attacks and abilities of opponents, ala megaman....but it works on sight for some of the weaker abilities, and for the more powerful attacks, upon being hit by it at least once. There is alos the Fusion Assimilation technique, but that usually kills the target in exchange for thier ability....)
(NOTE2: also, I see it as that everyone has a unique element associated with thier person..thus, they just feel more comfortable in that element, etc....Mine is Light (at least partially...).... Death COULD be assumed as darkness [but who actually knows aside from death] and the rest are....undetermined. For the record, Guy is wind(at least last I checked..correct me if I'm wrong...), Rock is Light/wind, and Blues is of the Void element (the elementtihat is the lacking of an element..they kinda work similar to Chrono Cross...love that game...)

[death2004]

(errmmmm.....i'm a Mixed type, which can be assumed as darkness if you want, but i prefer Chrono Trigger's Shadow Type more, and my Main abilities are Nightmare and 'NUD')
*The Room is a Wreck, and all participants(beside Sarama somehow) are exausted*
Death: i cant give up now <puff> but i have to use it to badly injure Sarama at least...
*Death Stands up*
Sarama: you fool!!!! you really think you can defeat me???
Death: you dont know my origins....... NIGHTMARE!!!!!
*Sarama is Dazzled by Nightmare's Blinding light*
Sarama:Can it be??? The son of......Magus..... is still alive?????
Death: nice try*turns to Slider* Dont Come Back For Me, Do you hear?????
SZ:*Nods*
Death: Good...... GOLEM STYLE!!!!!!! TRIPLE SHOT!!!!!!
*Three Blasts hit Sarama Square in the Chest*

[mrz84]

[carth]incredible. but stillo not enough. its time sarama.
[sarama]which one do you wanna use?
[carth]choice number 1...

the two stand symetrical to each other and begin a series of gestures.

[both]fuuuuuuu...*move closer to each other*...sion! *put fingers together* HA!

a bright light shines in the entire chamber and when it subsides, a being wearing dark armor with blue and red trim instead of gold trim is standing holding the nameless in one hand and the doom sayer in the other* prepare for the combined form of sarama and carth....carma!!!!! have at thee!
*rushes foward with doom sayer drawn back behind him and the nameless up front to block attacks*

[death2004]

*uses Copycat to mimic Assimilation...... which teaches Death prayer (Uraths Prayer and Death ward together)*
Death: ok..... I hope this works...... *mumbles spell incantation* my trump card :mischief::mischief::mischief: SOUL DESTRUCTION/Catastrophe Combo!!!!!

[mrz84]

[carma]*holds up pendant to reflect the spell/attack*with the fusion, the power of the pendant is enhanced beyond its normal limits. now, for our first move.....NAMELESS DOOM! *slashes the nameless and the doom sayer, both releasing slashes of energy capable of harming even a god to the point of seriousness* and our next trick.....PLOTHOLE OF THE SEA! *a plothole opens and a torrent of water rushe towards death2004 and slider zero*

[death2004]

Death: DAMMIT!!!!!! i should use it..... WATER RETURN!!!!
*The Water reverses direction, hitting Carma square in the face*
SZ: should we do it now???
Death: why not......
Death and SZ: DUAL ATTACK!!!!!!! PHOENIX STRIKE/DARK WING COMBO!!!!!!
*Carma is Heavily hit by Slider's phoenix strike, which sets his resistance to light and weakness to dark, then is Walloped hard by Death's Dark Wing*

Death & SZ: ADDED ATTACK!!!! ELEMENTAL BOND!!!!!!!
*all kinds of magic attacks sail at Carma*

Death: if that doesnt work we'll have to use it!!!
SZ: what??????
Death: *whispering* fusion.......
SZ: NO WAY!!!!!!!!

[mrz84]

[carma]that was quite an offensive.....its time to unleash our trump card.....our demi-god form!
[zapper]!!!
[death]?
[SZ]?!
[zapper]carma! don't do it! you could kill them!
[carma].....it is unavoidable. prepare.....for ascention!

a bright flash of light showeres the room. after a brief few moments, carma is standing there with a pair of angelic wings and is floating above the ground by a few inches

[carma]behold the pinnacle of zaptonian power! the demi-god of transformation! taste our power...
[zapper]carma! stop this! you could have destroyed us all!
[carma]if you want to stop us...go ahead.
[zapper]then so be it! i'll show you MY demi-god form!
[carma]your pegasus form against our angel form? this should be interesting.....

with a similar sequence, zapper is also now floating above the floor butthe olny differencews is that his wings are less bright and he has a golden horn in the middle of his forehead.

[zapper]prepare for your defeat carma.
[zombie]hey what'd i miss-! what the spork?! you guys resorting to your demi-god forms already?! damn! *sits over to the side behind the anti-demi-god shield* continue then. i may join in if it gets interesting :D
[death]well this sucks.....
[SZ]i concur.....

[Slider Zero]

SZ: ....mostly because I was trying not to use my full power...oh well.

*a sudeen aura of energy Surrounds Slider*

Death: !?!?!?! <oh shit...he's actually going to....very well...don't wanna let him have all of the fun...>
SZ: forget the mind games...*a violent flicker of energy tears away Slider's jacket* the simple sportsmanship...*another flare of energy makes off with his hat* .....This....*Slider begins to glow extremely brightly*....ends....*His gloves are disentegrated, showing a glowing symbol on his right hand*..NOW!!!!

*a huge explosion of energy nearly throws everyone off balance*

Death: <...now's my chance...> *begins charging to his Guardian form*
Carma: <no way...he can't be...but..he is....>
MrZ: <and now my brother will reap what they have sown....in full...>
Zapper: <this is unreal...where do these guys come from?>

*the light clears....and everyone is shocked...for there is nothing there*

Death: *now fully transformed* ?!?! What the...
Carma: .....*smirks smugly* too much power to handle for that PHONY, i guess...
MrZ: I would advise wathing your rear.
Carma: ???

*Carma turns around...just in time to recieve the full force of the Shining Knuckle to his face*

Death: <...wait for it....>

*a combo string ensues, with Carma being tossea around like a cheap salad....and yet no one has seen Slider even once*

Death: <.....wait for it....>

*Carma is then knocked into the ground at near hypersonic speeds, creating a 30ft crater*

Death: NOW! DARK ETERNAL!!!
Zapper: <now's as good a time as ever...> HELLFIRE FLASH

*the attacks zoom towards Carma....who has already recovered and has more than enough time to erect a barrier*

Carma: Fools....you cannot hope to defeaAAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!

*Slider reappears a few feet away...although many are hard-pressed to recognize him*

SZ: and now for the finish...ULTRA NOVA!

*all three attacks hit Carma with the relative force of a fly versus a Mack Truck at 80 mph, and deepen adn expand the current crater even more*

SZ: .........
Death: Whoa...that was close....too bad he had to bite it like that...
Zapper: ...Slider..?
SZ: ...yeah?

*Death and Zapper look at Slider, whom now moreso resembles a cow-colored (B&W mix) anthromorphic Cabbit than anything else...*

Death: ...I swear that the color was inspired by mooie....
Zapper: give it a break...there IS a reason for him looking like that...right...?
SZ: ..esper form. I could've avoided transforming, but I can actually keep a decent amount of control over the upper 98% of my powers this way...
Death: you mean that...
SZ: and that in itself is my weakness...I have all the power there is to have...but I can't use it because I can't control it all...
Zapper: a very effective deterrent towards proper use if you ask me..
SZ: it's like that with the rest of my family too....just they have reign over diffrent elements...*begins charging up NUD*
Death: ..chill out man, it's over..
SZ: This is FAR from over...do you really think that a demigod can be beaten that easily?
??: you should listen to your friend, Death...we are very difficult to deatroy...
SZ: ....and now he's nuts...okay....*looks at MrZ* umm...little help?
MrZ: sorry...but this is a good opportunity for you to master a bit more of your power...<besides...they're pretty much undefeatable by anyone but you guys for the next five minutes anyway....>
SZ: ....
Death: ..and here he comes....
Zapper: .....

*all three look as if ready to launch everything at Carma*

SZ: Alright boys....a one...a two....

*all three use NUD....and soon the crater area is filled with the familiar explosions, green mist ans sickles*

SZ: {wait for it....}
Death: {He should be popping up right...about....}

*Carma blasts out of the crater, looking like he was on the wrong end of a Super Accident(tm)*

Zapper: now....
Carma: you will pay for that cheap shot, boy. Come...Come to your doom....
SZ: with pleasure...ERUPTION SWORD!
Death: VACUUM BLADE!!

*the combo would normally be devastating....but Carma is merely angered by the attack*

Carma: not enough...
SZ: I believe that we are now officially screwed...
Death: waitaminute, cant you...
SZ: no.
Death: damn...

[mrz84]

[zapper]<it is time.....>all is not lost. the time for the dropping of the veils is over. *mrz and zapper become one person* mrz and zapper are the same person! *not that you didn't see this coming a mile away.....* i use mrz as my alias when on earth so that tey can't try hunting me down. zapper is my one true name and now that my image double is back in me.....
[carma]and what brother?
[zapper]i am now at full power and you know what the Guardian of Destiny is capable at when at full power.....
[carma]well son of a biscuit eater.....

zapper unsheathes the seraphim blade and draws a circle in front of him
[zapper]rage.....
he draws his sword back, ready to strike
[zapper]of.....
[zapper]DESTINY!
plunges the sword forward into the middle of the floating circle and it unleashes a barrage of beams.after a mintue, they stop only for one beam the size of the cicle itself fires at carma

[zapper]*now out of pegasus form*now you are defeated.....

the now unfused carth and sarama are on the floor and unconsious for the time being

[g]too bad. you could have used their help in defeating *steps out of the shadows*

[zapper]zelda64gold?! i thought darunia killed you wit his yaoi attack!
[z64gold]you forgot aboutthe ending didn't you?
[zapper]*reads script for the first crossover game* oh ya.....

[death2004]

Death (worn out by Battle) : well i'll be a coke-guzzlin AGN addict!!! SZ is an Esper, Mrz is Zapper....... Carma is unfused..... and i'm barely alive from Dark Eternal and NUD combined
*all the other Partys burst in*
Blues: what happened here???
Kain, Edgar and Cid: yeah, we second that......
Death: *de morphs* hi guys, where were ya???
all partys: it was like we were in a plot-hole again!!!
Death: HANG ON!!!! THEY'RE COMING TO!!!!!!!!
*Carth and Sarama start waking up*
Death: shall we guys????
Death, <'s party and Magus(who appeared out of nowhere, possibly Plot-hole): Yes, lets get ready to rumble!!!!
Death: <one.....two.....three.....>
<'s Party + Magus: NOW!!!!! SHADOW STRIKE!!!!!
*Carth and Sarama are phasing out of existence....... or they have been swallowed by a pot-hole(pot-hole is where the victims are forced to be trapped in a spectral Jar held by me)

[mrz84]

[zelda64gold]*pissed*hey! i'm trying to extract my revenge here!
[zapper]i think they don't care. niether do i. *snaps fingers and a plot hole sucks up z64gold* now on with the story! *snaps fingers and carth and sarama are now healed and back in the room which is also fixed.* behave you two or i'll use the ultiamte zaptonian royal family summon!
[carth and sarama]:odd: anything but that.....that's be overkill!
[zapper]then you see my point.....
[carth]alright, we'll be good.....
[sarama]for now anyway.....

[death2004]

Death: (cant remember what happened after his metamorph) :odd: ermmmmm......wasnt i in the royal Zaptonian palace throne room???
SZ, Zapper and others: :odd: :odd: :odd:
Narrator: ermmm.... can i do this title-like bit???
all: NO!!!
Death: whoa.......i'm getting a headrush........(uncontollable begins) akh farg thu jarp! (Death Becomes freaky monster/bird thing)
Monster/Bird Thing: The Seraph of Blood Will Crush you!!!!!
All non-espers/summons: :odd: :odd: :odd:
Zapper: well
SZ: f**k
Narrator: a duck....

[Slider Zero]

*Slider Steps toward Death*

SZ: Hey Death...Are You Okay?
Zapper: <what the hell is he doing?>
Rock: *smirks*

*the response is a Loud roar from the Bird Monster that is Death*

SZ: *Dissapears*
Rock: *Begins Charging up an SDM*
Guy: *Begins a series of complicated motions*
Blues: *Charges Buster to MAX level*
Zapper: What the hell is going on?

*Death Charges toward the group at a frantic pace, only to be stopped myd run by Slider, whom has hit Death with a dashing punch*

SZ: BUSTAH WOLF!!!!

*Slider's Buster wolf is then followed up by the Shining Knuckle, courtesy of Rock; A series of slashes soon follow as Guy performs his Critical Strike, Then Death is engulfed by a large plasma blast on the way down to the ground*

SZ: *transforms back to normal* .....power lapse....*looks at Zapper* Whatever you did, it sent his powers out of control...
Zapper: ...well shit.
SZ: yeah. now the only way for him to regain control is for him to be knocked unconscious...YOU CAN'T KILL HIM.
Zapper: I'll be sure to use restraint...
SZ: no...you don't get it.....you LITERALLY CAN'T KILL HIM.
Zapper: ....you of all people should know that's impossible...
SZ: ...for anyone except Death incarnate...guess what that is?
Zapper:....

*Yet another Roar From Death, accompained by Rock, Guy, Blues, Cid, Kain, Edgar, and Zombie being Flung at a nearby wall*

Shadow: oh comeon...even I'm not THAT fast..
Samus: <this is gonna be a tough one....> *Switches to Wave beam*
Beatrix: Well ain't that just Grand...how's about a little ULTIMA to keep you busy, eh?

*and yet again..Death remains unfazed*

SZ: well....looks like he's broken out the godmoding chip too...
Zapper: great. just....great. Exactly How much power do-
SZ: NO.
Zapper: ....you know it's the only way...
SZ: *pulls out an electronic device* not exactly...*presses the button*
Zapper: ...exactly what good will that do?
SZ: that wasn't the AC call button-
Zapper: then which one was it? MT, LEV, Wanzer? comeon, what's you grand master plan here?
SZ: *points* that.
Zapper: and ex..actly....what...good god...

*An extermely Wicked Orbital Frame is hovering above them*

SZ: MY secret weapon: OF Tenshin.
Zapper: ....damn...

[death2004]

*Yet another Roar From Death, accompained by Rock, Guy, Blues, Cid, Kain, Edgar, and Zombie being Flung at a nearby wall*

(one thing you should know is that the blood seraph has vampire-like ability, that after an attack, it heals itself if it was injured through the attack)
*Monster looks up*
Blood Seraph: shi....
*before blood seraph could finish, it was slammed in the head by a zapperball*
Blood Seraph(uncontrollable ends): *de morphs*
Death: :odd::odd::odd: errrr guys.... what just happened????
all: nothing major.......

[mrz84]

[zombie]if it weren't for the fact that i'm the undead, i'd be hurting right now. and fortuanetly i'm not the RE style zombie either. :evil:

suddenly zombie is surrounded by a group of tyrants (RE1 and RE:S)

[zombie].....now that's just crazy.....of them anyways. *takes a fighting stance and then rushes the tyrants* i may be a zombie but i'm the most powerful zombie in existence! bring it hippies! *pounds the closest tyrant into a wall, buring it under rubble* one down, three to go! *the next two attempt to slash at him and the attacks cut him in two halfs* ow. *the two halfs come together and heal themselves back to one* now for the main course! *puts hands behind ead and powers up a ball of energy then throws it foward* BALL OF ZOMBIENESS! *the explosion kills the two tyants who had slashed at him and the third was blinded for a few moments* Its time...for the Mobile Armored....Zombie! *a bright flash of light and zombie is now in a suit of armor at about the same size of Jenova (FF7) with twin gatling guns on its back as well as a long pole-like object. he then steps on the tyrant. he turns to the tyrant buried under rubble and two missiles shoot from the massive armor plating of his shoulders and finish off the tyrant* and then, there was none.....

[zapper]show off.....
[sz]...ok
[death]i wanted to have some fun too...
[beatrix] :odd:
[shadow] what a mess
[samus] and i thought ridley was cruel...

BTW: beatrix never knew or learned ultima in FF9, in fact, the only character to use it is kuja and even then he only was able to use it when he tranced.....

[death2004]

Death: now should we go out of the castle before i go nuts and use UNUD???
All: what is UNUD???
Death: the ultimate attack, it can wipe anything out, *looks at zapper* even a guardian of Destiny....
All: !!!!!!!! I SAY WE GO!!!!!
Death: agreed.....
*all leave the castle*

meanwhile.......
Announcer: Ladies and Zaptonians... presenting Morba the Unseen......the ultimate warrior!!!!
*insert foul, fat, short ugly thing here*
Announcer: whoever defeats him gains the ultimate spell he knows........ Armageddon 'NUD'

Back with the people....
Death and Blues: *freeze* did you just hear what i think we just heard.... *looks to the other* yes i did!

[Slider Zero]

*I knew that....Beatrix was happening to borrow one of my Master Magic materia that I keep around...*

SZ: ....okay. so this guy is giving out "Armageddon NukeUltimaDeath".......to whomever can possibly defeat him?
Death: Yep.
SZ: and you're planning on challenging this guy?
Death: yep.
SZ: ...........believe me when I say this...you are sorely outclassed here.
Death: I have an ace up my sleeve....
Zapper: Sure.....and I can control Slider............
SZ: ...........anyway, this guy is gonna be pretty tough....
Death: *nods*
SZ: .........take this.

*Death is given a small Black Jewel...*
|Death Recieves Dark Dragon DS!|

Death: wha...this is....

*the Jewel Glows brightly*

SZ: should even the odds some...
Death: .........now to kick some ass...*leaves*
Zapper: You can't just go around ripping stuff from other dimensions-
SZ: nor can I wreak havoc and sheer destruction. For once, I actually wish that Emer would show up...
Emeralda: You rang?
SZ: ....just wondering....how'd the plothole that dragged me here manage to pick up Blues instead of you..?
Emeralda: Like I know....Oh yeah, Crescens is about done...I elected to have a few...Upgrades done.
SZ: to an omnigear.
Emeralda: *nods*
SZ: *slaps hand against forehead* Jeez....what'dya do, reinforce it with metatron?
Emeralda: uh...heh...
SZ: .............
Zapper: Did I miss something?

*off in another area*

Beatrix: Interesting.....
Rock: So he's actually going to do it...
Cid: .....good luck, kid.....

*in yet another area*

Shadow: ............
Blues: *out of Shadow's sensory range* ..............

*suddenly an announcement is made over the loudspeaker*

LS: LADIES AND ZAPTONIANS....WE HAVE A CHALLENGER!!!! THE ONE KNOWN ONLY AS DEATH2004 SHALL CHALLENGE MORBA THE UNSEEN!!!!! LET THE MATCH BEGIN!!!!

[death2004]

Death: *swings Masadoom* lets get it on!!!!
Morba: sure...... INFERNO!!!!
*Morbas fire-ring attack is merely blocked by death*
Death: is that the best you know in fire??? HA! let me show you fire........ EXPLOSION!!!!!
*Morba is sent towards a wall by the explosion*
Death: GYLPH!!!!!
*Morba hits the glyphed wall and is hurt by another explosion*
Morba: well....... a newbie knows glyph huh........ very well..... Urath's Pact!!!
Death: not so fast..... DISTRACT!
*Morba loses concentration*
Morba: i see Aiam trained you well....... well let me show you something...... ICICLE!!!
Death: *raises ring* try me........*absorbs icicle* FAITH!!!! *is immune to spells*
Morba: what?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Death: this is too easy........show me your real power!!!
Morba: ok then....... POWER TO 50%!!!!
*morba glows purple*
Death: lets go then........*jumps towards Morba* Heavy Shot!!!!!!!

[Slider Zero]

SZ: ......not bad...
Zapper: and to think that he's so far outclassed, too....
SZ: well...that IS a dragoon spirit that he has right now....
Zapper: again, you REALLY need to stop doing that....
SZ: it's a copy...no way I want Rose tracking me down for theft...
Emeralda: ....what the...
SZ: *turns toward fight* oh shit...

*At the fight in progress*

Death: please...you think that you can stop me...?
Morba: of course, young one. Chaos FLARE!!

*Back outside the ring*

SZ: !!!!
Emeralda: no way....
Zapper: what?
SZ: h-how.....how...does....he......know...
Zapper: how does who know what?
SZ: ....that's Ami's limit.....and limits are by thier sheer nature UNCOPYABLE.....
Zapper: well...I dunno
SZ: did you get Ultranova?
Zapper: ....no
SZ: LIKE I SAID, uncopyable....meaning that this guy is eiether Ami in disguise...or he's managed to siphon off of her powers...<and even that is impossible, i'd know if he was...>
Emeralda: OR maybe...he's not even alive....
Zapper/SZ: ???
Emeralda: Think about it. I'm a Nanocolony, and I can't use most of the energy attacks that you can, especially anything using spirit power
SZ: spirit power...waitaminute...

*Slider proceeds to look more closely at the fight in progress. Death is currently merely holding his own, although it's clear even to a casual observer that he's holding back majorly: Morba is constantly launching attack after attack at Death, although he conspicuously avoids using any form of NukeUltimaDeath....or any of the component spells, for that matter*

SZ: .............no spirit power.....that's impossible...
Zapper: .....but..how....
Emeralda: guys...I have no spirit power eiether, remember
SZ: yes you do...you just don't know how to acces it. Every living thing, be it a tree, plant, or a Nanocolony....has at least a small amount of spirit energy. it's just there. even most inanimate objects have some hanging around them...
Emeralda: alright...reasons and stuff later, why is this guy special?
Zapper: no siprit power means no life force....and it is impossible for one with no life force to use a limit skill, as it draws on your very life energy itself.
SZ: meaning that there's something fishy going on here....*breaks out the remote, and hits the 'call Wanzer" button* And I think that it has something to do with a BD series computer...

*back to the fight*

Death: NIGHTMARE!
Morba: .........was that supposed to do something?
Death: <WHAT? but only soullless people and prinnies are immune to that.....>
Morba: now let me show you how to use dark energy properly....Dark Eternal!!
Death: !!!!
Announcer: ooooohhhh, looks like Death is getting creamed in there...oh yes..it has come to my attention that I forgot one of the rules of this match: the challenger may recieve outside help at any time, as long as the person assisting continues to fight afterwards.

*At the sidelines*

Cid: *smirks* looks like that's our cue, guys...
Rock: wait....I'll go.
Kain: but-
Rock: shaddayp. I'm going. you guys stay here.
Edgar: right....

*Little does thatt group realize that they were being watched by someone...*

???: so...looks like you made good on your promise to me, eh Rock?

*a sudden flash of light erupts from the ring, and makes visible a small part of this mystery figure...all that can be seen by anyone paying attention is a red hat with a strip of what looks to be metal fastened to it...*

Samus: *off in another part of the crowd, sans power suit*.......<.......so...he's here after all...>
Blues: *still on the rooftops, but without Shadow*.....<.........The Lone Wolf.....>

*Back with Zapper's group*

SZ: ....and that's my cue to jump in.
Zapper: but what about...
SZ: ....you HAVE played Front Mission, right?....nevermind...Emer, take care of it. I'm going...
Emeralda: ...umm..okeay then.. (note: that is NOT a typo)

*Slider Runs off towards the arena, all the while charging up for an attack. At the same time, Rock can be seen doing the same from a diffrent direction*

Death: ....ow.....
Morba: now do you see how futile it is to challenge me?
Death: ....don't worry...I still have one ace up my sleeve...
Morba: fool...what could you possibly have that could harm me?
Death: ...it's called a limit skill....ULTIMATE NUKEULTIMADEATH!!!!!

*A nuculear explosion ensues, and everything goes dark.....all that can be seen is pure blackness...and suddenly, a blue light Explodes from the center of the darkness, sending a radiating wave of energy in all directions endlessly....just as the darkness returns, a figure can be seen rising out of the infinite void...it is none other than the Grim Reaper himself....and he calmly slashes with his scythe straight through morba, appering to cut him in two...then every thing is restored to normal*

Death: if that didn't work....

*silence*

Morba: what was that? an insect bite?
SZ: no...it was a diversion.
Morba: !!!!
SZ/Rock: DEADLY RAVE!!!!!

*Morba is senselessly beaten into the floor....where it is revealed that he is nothing more than a robot....*

Morba: yOU CanHLout HIopae TO''hhlkl DebmFenL'jl......*the sound of powering down is heard*
SZ: well, that takes care of....*a sudden influx of power transforms him to his esper state*....so THAT'S where he got the energy to use Chaos Flare...
Zapper: *just arrived from the sidelines* waitaminute...how can YOU use it?
SZ: long story...but he's not gone yet....
Morba: Yobjkb hygd....You-jsda-yojdsk-You....you will die at my hands....Arbiter....
SZ: ...................Another of Z64GLD's creations, I assume....
Rock: oh well...lets just kick ass, shall we?
Death: yes...lets...
Zapper: ...........

*end of Post*

[death2004]

Death: i was so hyped up about this????? a tin man???? ah hell......i like a clean fight......CHAIN LIGHTNING!!!!!
*Morba is smashed hard by repeated strikes of lightning*
*death hears muffled screams from the narrators box*
Narrator: SHUT UP IN THERE!!!!!!!!
ALL: is that Morba???
Death: yes.....thats him all right....my old teacher

[mrz84]

[Zapper]well isn't this just peachy...*draws forth the Seraphim Blade*
[Zombie]*gets his custom gatling guns out* Itstime to kick some ass and chew some gum, and i'm aaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll outta gum!
[Samus]*in power suit;varia mode* lets get this over with *fires a volley of super missiles at the wall to reveal morba and the announcers tied up in the box*
[Shadow]Chaoes Control! *teleports to the announcers and then CCs back to behind samus and beatrix*
[Beatrix]lets see what he's really made of...SHOCK!

fyi.....i've been unable to psot for awhile due to a virus on my mom's pc so they installed linux on there just the other day, sorry if i havenn't been doing my job :kawaii:

[death2004]

*target of Shock absorbs it*
Death: :odd::odd::odd: thats no narrator............
narrator?: DAMMIT! i just got discovered........aw hell.....METAMORPH!!!!!!
*the 'narrator' transforms into the mastermind of the plans.....or so he thinks......Sulebork*
Sulebork: GET READY death2004!!!!!!
Death: Sulebork?!?!?!?!? i thought Uren killed you with that kick of his!!!!!
Sulebork: Did you read the script????
Death: *reads Dragon RPG script* oh yeah......NIGHTMARE!!!!!! *no effect* KILLING BLOW!!! *no Effect....* What the SPORK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sulebork: I am Endless AS THE STORM IS ENDLESS!!!!!!!!!
Death: NO WAY!!!!!!!! HE IS POSSESSED BY THE TSEPMET!!!!!!
Sulebork: very good........BEGIN THE ONSLUAGHT MY CHILDREN!!!!
*Hundreds of always re-spawning Tsepmet Demons appear*

[mrz84]

[zapper]well this isn't good.....
[zombie]they don't know who they're dealing with! *pulls out his prinny launcher, yes, you read that correctly, a grenade launcher modified to shoot out prinnies* time to die you decrepid tree-huggin hippies on a stick!
[death2004]what's with him ands hippies?
[zapper]you don't wanna know...

[death2004]

*Zombie's valiant effort results in him/it being hit by a powerful 5000m(miles)p(er)s(econd) fireball*

Zombie: *on fire* HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! WATER! WATER! WATER!
Cid:......ICE!
*the ice melts....putting out Zombies burnt status*

Sulebork: GET READY!!!!!! FIGHT MY BEAUTIES!!!!!
*all the Tsepmet Demons attack*
Death:...DAMMIT!!!!! hmmmmmmmmm......so were outnumbered *deflects a Demon's claw* and outclassed......*sends a Fire Arrow back to its caster* well.....get ready....FOR ASCENTION!!!!!!*a huge energy bolt swipes the dark-bolt armour molded for him away to the arena crowd* NO MORE SPORTSMANSHIP!!!!*an electric current swipes the gloves off* THIS....*another flings the helmet off* ENDS.......*another flings his boots away* NOW!!!!!!!*the lower half of the Dark-Bolt armour flings off, showing a mark in the shape of a thunderbolt, now glowing yellow, then a huge flash, then a cloud appears with a bird-thing appearing from it*

????: NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT ONE!!!!!
zapper:what
sz:the
Kain:f**k
Edgar:is
Blues:that???
*end*

[Slider Zero]

SZ: <hmmmm....just maybe....>
Rock: ........*deflects numerous attacks sent at him* <wait for it...>
Guy: *walks uot to the arena*........<better not take all day this time>.....Hmm?

*Guy is charged by several Tsepmet Demons.....whom are instantly diced into pieces*

Guy: that was easy enough...
Zapper: ....waitaminute...why aren't they regenerating?
SZ: *suddenly remembers something* Light energy. That's a Light blade....and it's preventing them from resurrecting...*parries a blow with his sword* for once I'm glad you chose that over the Wind Sword....
Guy: eh....

*one would be wise to note that during all of this Guy recieves absolutely NO harrasment whatsoever..*

Rock: Light, eh?....*smirks* well then....take THIS!

*Rock Shining knukles through a group of Tsepmet demons, killing them instantly*

Rock: Heh...*performs his always-cool ending pose (you know, the one with the wings) and somehow manages to kill 5 more demons just from the emitted aura*
SZ: ...and to think that if I just stopped TRYING to hide my powers...*Draws Lumina, while also holding Fusion, and enters a fighting stance* now then...
Death(?): HAAAAAAHHH!!! *launches a GIGANTIC bolt of lightning at Slider*
SZ: PERFECT!! *absorbs the Lightning with fusion....which then undergoes a transformation, becoming a sword that looks similar to the Thunderseal* now then...RISING FORCE!!!

*a large column of electrical energy is ejected from both swords as he stabs a demon....and the end result is that nearly half (of the original count) of the demons are now dead*

Blues: not bad....BLUES STRIKE!!! *incinerated a few more demons to buy time*
Emeralda: .....<waitaminute...if they react to light energy like that, then....> *smirks* lets see if you can handle this...

*Emeralda suddenly glows, then....SPLITS APART?!?....into four balls of energy....which then proceed to move through each of the remaining tsepmet demons as if they weren't there....only to reform back into Emeralda on the other side of the group. Said group of demons simply disentegrates into dust.*

Emeralda: Hahahahaha!!! can't revive what isn't there to begin with!!
Sulebork: but how....
Emeralda: molecular deconstruction....i DARE YOU to name something that can survive that....
Sulebork: so YOU'RE the nanocolony that i've heard so much about...well you're comig with me...
Blues/Emeralda: .....please.
Sulebork: *blasts away Blues, then places Emeralda in a containment field* now what were you saying?
Emeralda: *smirks again* Are you okay?
Sulebork: oh please. like you can even attempt the-
SZ/???: BUSTAH WOLFFF!!!!!!!

*Sulebork is pretty much popped right into Death's line of fire...I'll let him work out the details..and I'm sure you know whom MR mysterious is by now...*

Rock: ...was wondering when you'd decide to grace us with your presence...PUBLICLY, at least..
Terry Bogard: so you knew the whole time?
Samus: of course...now if you will excuse me...*Spacejump/Screw Attacks toward the imminent beatdown in the air*
SZ: heh...that oughta keep her busy for a while...Hey Beatrix...how is it that you can use the Shock ability? last person I knew that could use it....*a barely noticeable facial change to one of GREAT anger, almost hate...which dissapears just as quickly*.....never mind....
Beatrix: ....????
SZ: ............
Cid: Trust me....you don't wanna know.....

*Slider walks away, Brooding on his won thoughts*

SZ: ............<......you will pay.....>

*Here we can see a brief snippet of Slider's mind, which is blank...except for an endless cackling.....a flash, to a bloodied body, beaten and bruised from constant magic attacks, which is Identified as General Leo....flash, and this time we can see what is best equated to a mass grave...dead bodies everywhere, with no distinction between class, gender, race.....age.....another flash, this time to an athletic woman with bluish-gray hair....she is saying something, but it cannot be heard..yet another flash, this time to this woman caring for wounded....flash again, to the same woman, lying in a pool of her own blood....the burns and cuts clearly visible on her form....and all the while, the cackling sound only growing ever louder....*

SZ: ...........<.....Kefka...you will pay....>

[mrz84]

[zapper]waitaminute.....if they're vunerable to light why weren'y they being disentergrated by the seraphim blade? its a holy/lihgt weapon, one of the strongest ones too since it is techiniclly alive.
[zombie]don't ask me *regenerated from the burns from before; switches to his holy bullets*

[death2004]

Sulebork: IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why do you try??????? GROUP RESURRECT!!!!!!!!!
*all the tsepmet demons are back....and this time they are invincible........*
Death?: LEAVE THEM TO ME!!!!!!!!!! CHAIN LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!
*all tsepmet demons are repeatedly hit by lightning......to no avail*
Sulebork: HA! let me show you something...... *mumbles random Iosa* I AM THE HUNGRY STORM!!!!!!*more Iosa* I AM THE GODS OF TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!! *more Iosa* I.....AM THE DESTOYER...OF ELEH!!!!!!!!!!!*a wall appears around Sulebork, who is laughing manically, then a flash........... then the wall disappears....then Sulebork is not there......but a huge monster with a large mouth and no eyes is in his position*
Death?: NO! IT CANNOT BE!!!!!!!!!!
SZ: what????
Death?: my sworn enemy......the tsepmet!!!!!!!!
Tsepmet: Quezacotter......the guardian of lightning......i know the secret to your power!!!
Quezacotter: what does the storm of Vici know of my potential?????
Tsepmet: enough to know your weakness.....ICICLE!!!!!!
*the ice-bolt hits Quezacotter hard.....*
Quezacotter: *power lapse, now Death* WHAT!!!!!! i need a powerful body to fight it and yet i need Quezacotter to fight it....but i cant without ice protection.... i need a vessel for my soul.......

[mrz84]

[zapper]protection from ice, eh? my gauntlet provides aborbtion protection for all basic and and the holy elements as well as most protection from darkness. possess me if you need to. i AM the guardian of destiny after all.....
[zombie]the only person that could probably better off being possessed is DO, but he's not here.
[death]where is he?
[zombie]in bermuda, getting away from all the anime/manga/game girl phobia crap...or at least TRYING to.....

bermuda...

[DO]*relaxing in the sun humming chop suey by system of a down*
[anime/manga/game girls]*appear through a plot hole and jump him*
[DO]AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[death2004]

Death: right......... let me get a replacement then.....*pot-hole appears*
Zapper: that does have a meaning right???
Death: yeah.........*pot-hole brings Magus up*
Magus: ................ok.............
Death: Magus, see that thing in the middle??
Magus: yeah....
Death: ATTACK IT!!!!!!
Magus: .........ok....... *Magus gets to work*
Death: ok zapper, here goes...............
*death slams into one of the tsepmet's claws*
Zapper: what are you doing death???
Death: trust me..........Z....a....p....p....e...r............. ......................
Zapper: DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death's spirit: allow me to come into you, you will still keep the gauntlet....but we will share a far more powerful body
Zapper: ok then, Spirit of Death2004! I LET YOU IN!!!!!!!!!!!
*Zapper is slammed back by the force of the spirit, which adds to zapper: the ability to wield both swords and scythes(for now), and the immense body to which Quezacotter's father......Eden can be called upon*
Zapper2004(i couldnt think of anything else. SORRY!): Prepare to meet your doom!!!!!! SERAPHIM DOOM!!!!!!! *a huge slash from both the Seraphim blade and the almighty masadoom realeases enough energy to wipe out the majority of the 'invincible' Tsepmet Demons*
Tsempet: NO! it cannot be?!?!?!?!?!?
Zapper2004: now for the finishing blow!!! *starts glowing white* NO MORE FUN AND GAMES!!!! *a huge flicker of white light sends the seraphim blade and the almight masadoom to the ground* the simple sportsmanship! *another makes off with the helmet* this....*another flings the boots of* ends......* another flings the cuirass off, reaveiling(sp?) a huge scar in the shape of a pair of wings, then a flash sends everyone off balance excpet(sp?) the Tsepmet*
Magus: no.....it cannot be!!!!!
SZ: What is that thing!?!?!?!?!?
Magus: i hope you make it out alive kid....

[mrz84]

[zombie]*points at Tsepmet* sucks to be you! YOINK! *jumps to safety even though he can regenerate his entire body with ease*
[samus]*ball mode* please don't kill me...
[beatrix]let's get out before its too late!
[shadow]grab my hand! *beatrix and samus grab his hand and he chaos controls them outta the arena*

[death2004]

(.........ok.........)
???: hmmmmmm.........tough call.....the sword or the scythe???
Tsepmet: what the.........
???: beg your pardon, call me..............*huge thunderbolts* EDEN!!!!!!! *thunderbolts end*
Tsepmet: shiap! *huge dark-bolt slams into Eden.....to no effect*
Eden: :laughing: is that the best you can do???? POWERBLOW-DESTINY RAGE COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*the powerblow is twice as strong as the heavy shot, then followed by the rage of destiny attack with a mere fist*
Tsepmet: hmmmmm.......... IOSA DESTRUCTION!!!!!
Eden: ..............i'm on the death-ward ring list..........*no effect* that, and i AM NOT MADE OF IOSA!!!!!!!
Tsepmet: shoot.........ding! i know...........DEVOURATION OF THE LIVING!!!!!!!!!
*Eden is forced back to Zapper2004*
Z2004: not good..... RAISE CREATURE!!!!!!!!!! GUARDIAN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!
Tsepmet: not good............DISTRACT!!!!!!!
Z2004: ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH...............i have to do it...... hmmmmmmmmm......so were outnumbered *deflects one of the tsepmet's claws* and outclassed...... well.....get ready....FOR ASCENTION!!!!!!*a huge energy bolt swipes the destiny-bolt armour molded for him away to the arena crowd* NO MORE SPORTSMANSHIP!!!!*an electric current swipes the gloves off* THIS....*another flings the helmet off* ENDS.......*another flings his boots away* NOW!!!!!!!*the lower half of the Destiny-Bolt armour flings off, showing a mark in the shape of a thunderbolt, now glowing white, then a huge flash, then a cloud appears with a man with wings appearing from it*
Quezacotter?: get ready!!!
Tsepmet: ICICLE!!!!! *no effect*
Quezacotter?: well.....only the rare Hele attacks can hurt me......good thing only Zapper and Death2004 know them.....
Tsepmet: no...it cannot be............Urath?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Urath: yeah......thats my name, dont wear it out......*draws a white sword-like object that has 2 scythe-heads instead of a blade* meet.....the Almighty Blade Of Urath........part Seraphim blade....and part Almighty masadoom...... *mind-communicate to death and zapper* listen to me.......you are more than the guardians of Death and Destiny.....you are....the sons of Urath
Death + Zapper: thats impossible!!!!!!
Urath: sorry, its the truth, the pair of you have marks on your hands right???
Death: yeah, mines in the shape of a man
Zapper: mine's in the shape of some wings
Urath: those are my components....only given to desendents of Urath who truly belive i am immortal*back to the normal talk to the Tsepmet* alright.....DIE!!!!!!!!! BANE........*three slashes to the Tsepmet's shoulders* OF........*a huge punch cripples the Tsepmet* THE STORM!!!!!!! *the Almighty Blade Of Urath Slams into the Tsepmet's cold, black heart.....*
Tsepmet: NO!!!!!!!! *dies, causing the arena to violently shake as if there were an Earthquake, then the arena explodes.....with Urath in it.......*
Kain: DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edgar: NO!!!! BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: I CANT BELIVE IT!!!!!! DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samus: bless you zapper.......you died like you lived.......in combat
Shadow: *weeping*
Beatrix: goodbye.......friend and teacher
Zombie: i will never forget you.....

to be continued............

[mrz84]

[zapper(behind them on the ground dragging death2004's sleeping form while talking in a brithish sorta voice)]i'm not dead!
[zombie]can ya hear him? he's trying to comfort us!
[zapper]i fell better...
[samus]there was never a pair of better men.....
[zapper]hello?
[shadow]his sacrifice shall not be in vain!
[zapper(in case ya didn't notice, this is sorta remix of a famous monty python scene)]i feeeeeeel happppppyyyyy! i feeeeeeeel happpppppppppppyyyyyyyyyy!
[zombie]*bonks him with his custom gatling to know him out* that was getting annoying and ruining the moment.
[samus]...
[shadow]...
[beatrix]...
[zombie]...what? oh all right, i'll drag them to the med center so the white mages and doctors can heal them.....*grumble* *grumble*

[death2004]

Death: *rises* damn........that hurt......... luckily i accidently took the wrong gauntlet *reveals zapper's gauntlet* oops.....
Kain: a-hole, zapper coulda been killed!
Death: remember the only reason you are alive is because i used Ressurrect on you....and if i know that......i know Death......
Kain: :eek:
Death: *sigh* lemme do something..........*spell incantation* POWER OF HEALING!!!!!!!!!!
*all partys and members are healed, cured of status effects and are also sent into a lvl 50 protect*
Death: I h........poop.......*uncontrollable* HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY SON!!!!!!!!!!
Zapper: :odd: who is your son???
Death?: The tsepmet was my offspring......*a warrior queen-like figure appears*
???: no........i killed that.......it couldnt have been the Tempest could it??????
Death?: Aiam......Queen of Rassalah........i posess the secret to your prophecy!!!
Aiam: WHAT DOES THE HIEROPHANT OF EDEN KNOW ABOUT MY PROPHECY!?!?!?!?
Death?: *in a very deep, angry voice* I SERVE NO GOD BY THAT NAME............. I AM THE GODS OF TWILIGHT!!!!!! I AM THE HUNGRY VORTEX.................I........AM THE DESTROYER....OF HELE!!!!!
Zapper: hele.........the origin of zaptonia....i have a confession to make........me and death are the guardians of death and destiny but not as strangers......when we fought the tsepmet as Urath he said that we were brothers......the only way for either of us to die was where there was no up, down, left or right......that place.....is hele........that is where the final battle must be fought.......Urath said that Death had a prophecy......i now know that prophecy......he must defeat the tempest and restore the tree of hele....
SZ: well....what do i have to do with it???
Zapper: thats because SZ, YOU are the tree of Hele.....only when the tempest is deafeated will you become the tree...............

[mrz84]

[zombie]well this is confusing.....
[samus]i guess we can just help with what we can do.
[shadow]*snorting a crushed chaos emerld* oh excuse me? what were we talking about?
[beatrix]..... :sweat:

[death2004]

btw: i wonder if SZ is actually able to get online at this moment?????

Death: *controllable* oh boy.......... can we get on with it????
Zapper: yeah, sure we should get on wit.......*all fall through a plot-hole*
Death: *realises where Storm Smashers are located* shoot.....this is the palace of Rassalah.....we have fallen victim to the plot-hole of the Nhuvarsarim............this is bad......very bad.....
Zapper: why is that????
Death: the Nhuvarsarim are immortal.......and they are spellcasters.......which reminds me..............i have a confession to make as well......the only reason i can use the Combo spell circle, the summon circle and the devouration circle is because i am......a..........Nhuvasarim 'raven'....so long as we all stay together you cannot be killed.....however this gives us an army against the Tempest Demons which have huge attack and defence power.......................so lets get to work.............................................. .................. Clerk: How may i help you sire?????
Death: *whispering* that package i ordered 3 weeks ago....is it here yet???
Clerk: yes it is here, 9 sets of Supreme Nhuvarsarim Armour, 1 set of Death Armour and two sets of Urath armour.....that'll be £20000000 please.....
Death: and the royalty discount........
Clerk: that is it with said discount <normally i wouldnt dream of giving this stuff away>
Death: put it on my brother's tab...
Zapper: OI!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE A TAB!!!!
Death: you arent my only brother.....i have an older one.....he is leader of the Nhuvarsarim........

[mrz84]

*not sure if SZ can right now, may be busy with real world stuff*

[zombie]and now we return to the dayd of complete randomness.....
[zapper]not funny.....
[death]may i continue?
[zapper]yes.

[death2004]

(Probabaly)

Death: i have some private business to attend now....so be good....or i will have the lot of you BEHEADED!!!!!!
All except Death: :eek:
Death: thanks.......*leaves*
Kain: i have business as well...Edgar!
Edgar: alright then......Cid! stay here!
Cid: ok.........<a-hole>
Death: *shouting* CID!!!!!!!!!!
*at the meeting with Death...*
Death: I proclaim this meeting.....*bangs Gavel* OPEN! any issues from the council???
Councillor 1: the people are wanting paid for their work...PAID!!!!
Death: what did i tell you.. all slavery was to be banned Yakanat!
Yakanat: sorry your maj....
Councillor 2: those 'friends' of yours....what good are they????
Death: I assure you that they are competent warriors Kosi <and one of them is zapper...>
Kosi: oh....then they have right of way in the realm....
C3(Councillor 3): the Galdyrans are annoyed again.....
Death: send them 30000000 gold to stop the attack....and say that we want no war...just an alliance, that ok Talma???
Talma: yes, your maj....
*the door bursts open, with an exausted genaral limping in*
General: Death! they are attacking!!!
Death: Who????
General: the........Galdyrans........
Death: right, inform my brother that i will lead our armies at Tagan's pass......on the Defensive....
Talma: yes sir!
Death: now thats understood, *leaves*

*in the throne room....*
Talma: your brother is defending Tagan's pass with his friends...
???: ok.....let him defend it.......Galdyr will be crushed then........

*at the confinement*
Death: gather our Forces, Galdyr is attacking
Cid: yes sir!
All: lets go!
Death:alright then.....to TAGAN'S PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrz84]

[zombie]if there's anything i hate its having to fight someone else's war.
[zapper]so?
[zombie]the only good thing is that i get to take out large number of people with my NUCLEAR PRINNY LAUNCHER! *insert echoing here*
[shadow]and people call me crazy. *snorts another crushed chaos emerald before coninuing onward*
[samus]is it just me or is this rpg getting out of the creator's hands?
[zapper]*zips over to samus* what do you mean outta my hands?! what makes you think i didn't mean for this to all happen!?
[beatrix]the fact that death2004 and Slider Zero are responsible for coming up with over 50% of the plot so far?
[zapper] :sweat: i hate it when your right sometimes beatrix.....

[death2004]

*on the other side of the pass........*

Azragis: Today, we fight!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow, WE CONQUER!!!!!!!!!!
Galdyran army: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back with us*

Death: its beginning......... BATTLE POSITIONS EVERYONE!!!!!!
SZ: Finally, some action in this world.......

Azragis: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*galdyr charges at our army of 2000*

Death: Zapper!
Zapper: yeah??
Death: you command the Legion of swordsmen, SZ, you and your group do Mages, ill lead the archers and horse archers into battle......

All: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrz84]

[zapper]draw swords now! *they draw their swords* get ready for the charge! *casts a protection spell on the entire allied army* CHARGE!
[zombie]so there's no mobile armor/meccha or gunnery divesions for me to lead beingte resident meccha/ace gunman here? oh well, there's always the NUCLEAR PRINNY LAUNCHER! *insert echo here*

[death2004]

Death: Zapper's charging..........alright then... SZ! SEND YOUR TROOPS IN THROUGH THE RIGHT FLANK!
SZ: OK THEN!*turns to troops* you heard him, CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!
Death: just hope they dont have tempest demons............ alright Brigadiers, PIERCE THE ENEMY LINES AND SCATTER THEIR FORCES!!!!!!!!!!
Brigadiers: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! take out the troops, ill take the leader of the aggresive............<wait till bro hears about my victory........>

*later on...*

Death: we are outnumbered!!!!!!! i thought they were using traditional tactics...<1500 men....or was it....oh crap.....15,000>

Zapper: we need a powerful weapon that'll do some serious damage!
Zombie: then look no further! NUKE PRINNY ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! *approx. 5000 men are taken out by the blast.....SZ's mages are still there however...*
Zapper: whats with those mages???
Death: they are Nhuvasarim.......and i told you they were immortal...*takes a HUGE blow from a claw....*
Death: *grasping wound with one hand, scythe in other* im injured!
Cid: HEAL!*no effect*
Death: shitake! its a demon wound.......i have to recover for the effect to wear off *collapses* Help........m.......e........*rattle-like cough*
Kain: DEATH!
Cid: SPEAK TO ME!!!
Edgar: *already weeping* he's dead.........the demon wound was at his chest.....where his great heart was......
Cid: Death..............DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....... .....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW COULD YOU AZRAGIS! *wipes out 9000! people in one strike* I WILL CLAIM VENGENCE!!!!!!!!! *charges Azragis with a HUGE spear.....piercing and killing him in one blow....*
other troops: !!!! RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!! RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrz84]

[zapper].....
[zombie]you can tell zapper's serious/pissed off/in mourning when his lines consist mainly of '.....' and the occasional malleting of anyone who pisses him off. like so!
[zapper]*pulls out mallet-sama and mallets zombie onto the ground*.....
[zombie]see? what'd i tell ya? *regenerates to his full size and his broken bones are healed*

[death2004]

*back at Rassalah*

King: *sigh* i cant belive he died before me.........*realises something* of course.....RESURRECT!
*Death's back!!!!!!!!!!11111111111*
Death: that hurt..............*looks at zapper* :eek: *faints*
Zapper: :odd::odd::odd: why did he do that??
King: :sweatdrop: that was embarrasing
Death: *awake* :eek: *faints*
King: ARGH! ill join you whilst he recovers
*Death is replaced by King Life*
Life: Let's go!
*all leave(apart from Death of course)*

BTW:currently, my party consists of...

Leader(S): King Life(VERY powerful Nhuvasarim Wizard, knows the 3 legendary spells.....) and Death(currently at Rassalah, a decent warrior with some unique spells, but only Dark Vengence legendary spell)
Minions: Cid(now with a HUGE spear), Kain(with a HUGE Halberd-like spear) and Edgar(Equipped with Miridan's Sword, which is used like a sword,but can be used as a VERY HEAVY axe)

[Dragon Omega]

Party
Myself (Dragon Omega)
Sephiroth
Vegeta

These are all the people I need.
Hope it's okay that I join late.

DO,Sephiroth, and Vegeta appear out of nowhere
DO-I got fucking tired of Bermuda so I decided to terrorize you, Zapper.
Vegeta-And why, may I ask, did you bring US along?!
DO-Cause I MOTHER FUCKING WANTED TO, RECTAL SHAVER!!
Sephiroth-...'k.
:mischief:

[mrz84]

[zapper]and now the terror beings.....
[zombie]sucks to be.....everybody! including me!
[DO]damn skippy bitch! *blasts zombie for no reason who quickly regenerates*
[zombie]ow.....

[Dragon Omega]

Suddenly, a giant...evil...really not nice...thing...appears out of nowhere

Giantevilreallynotnicethingthatappearedouttanowher e-Rarrarrarrarrar!
Zapper-Well...
DO-Shit...

Lefty the Hand appears out of nowhere

Lefty-Shit? Where?
Zapper-No, Lefty. There isn't any shit.
Lefty-NO SHIT?! JIM, WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOU?!

Disturbing silence

Jim the Toilet Spirit(from a distance)-I'm over here!
Lefty-Oh, sorry! Didn't see you back there!
Sephiroth-"Jim the Toilet Spirit?"
Vegeta-What the hell?
DO-Zapper makes a spirit for everything now a days, I swear...
:mischief:

[mrz84]

[zapper].....no comment.....
[zombie].....dude, this thread is now gonna be 100 times better than the last one!
[samus]is that even humanly possible?
[shadow]*snorting yet another crushed chaos emerald* wha? what'd i miss?
[beatrix]<why do i even bother?>

<...> = thoughts or telepathy btw :kawaii:

[Dragon Omega]

DO-So are we gonna fuck some mother fuckers up or what?
Sephiroth-As long as I get to kill something I don't really care.
Vegeta-At least this won't be a total waste...
Zapper-Right then...

Zapper twirls around and points foward

Zapper-ATTACK!

DO-First off, mother fucker, we don't take orders from you.
EveryoneelsebutZapperandDO-YA!
DO-And second, you're not even fucking pointing in the right mother fucking direction, ya damn cock-hoarding, mother fucking, leg humping birth defect.
:mischief:

[mrz84]

[zapper]...but i made this thread.....*whines*
[zombie]and we've been following the story that death2004 and SZ have been weaving together.
[shadow]*you know what he's doing*
[samus]he has a point. zombie, i mean.
[beatrix]i really don't care either way...
[DO]then that means we do what I say! *insert evil laugt and lightning here*

[Dragon Omega]

DO-And I'm in the mood to blow someone's mother fucking ass out of existance!
Sephiroth-But you're always in the mood to do that.
DO-So?
Sephiroth-...Right...

DO charges whatever was left at whatever the hell these things are
:mischief:

[death2004]

life: :sweat: well this is getting nowhere.....
???: NOT SO FAST!
*Suddenly Death leaps in and surprises Life*
Life: Death?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Death: alright Life, the gig is up.........NOW LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!
Life: *sigh* i suppose i should tell you, i was merely posing as your brother as he was killed in Tagan's pass as well as you.......only i was there and you were revived...
Death: then WHO ARE YOU!!!
Life: fine...........METAMORPH!!!!!!!
*'Life' becomes the 13th Guardian*
Death: shit...............very deep shit to be honest
all but 13th: :eek:
Zapper: why am i not surprised..........
13th: ok death, lets see how you do against me!
Death: ok then, me and you, 1-on-1!
13th: so it is......get ready....FIGHT!
Death: DARK VENGENCE!
*everything goes black, then a dark knight wielding a HUGE sword seems to easily chop 13th in 2*
13th: and was that an insect bite????
Death: no.....a diversion...... ARMAGEDDON NUKE-ULTIMA-DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SZ, Zapper and DO: this is amazing!
*a HUGE nueclear explosion occurs.......then all is black.......then a huge WHITE wave goes around for miles...........followed by a skull leaving 13th with its 'soul'......then death goes and charges 13th with the ultimate spell of the 3 lengendary spells.............*
Death: INFERNO OF DIN!!!!!!!!!!!
*a HUGE fire circle is erupted from death, who walks to 13th, and badly burns it in the process*
13th: ARGH! hmph........PAIN! IRON MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!
Death: ARGH! *death is trapped in a HUGE iron coffin*
13th: :lmao: how foolish was he!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

[Dragon Omega]

DO-Amazingly crappy, that is. I have more power than all of that just in a single cell. Hey, Zapper. Want me to show these amatuer fighters how it's done?
13-WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN AMATUER?!
DO- You, I believe.
Zapper-DO, IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO WHAT I THINK YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO THEN NO!
DO-Tough luck, crap tosser.

DO points at 13

DO-Listen up, mother fucker! I am Dragon Omega, the most powerful being in existance! With a single stray energy blast I can erase entire universes from existance!
Zombie-(He fails to mention that this "stray energy blast" is a mile in diameter.)

DO smacks Zombie

DO-Dammit, I wasn't finished!
13-You know, little kid, it's not polite to point. I think I'll just have to give you a spanking!

13 charges DO

DO-Oh hell mother fucking no!

DO lifts his right hand above his head

Zapper-Ah CRAP!
Zombie-Well son of a hippie!
Sephiroth-Hey! What about us?!
Vegeta-What about us?
DO-DRAGON BAKUDAN!

A sphere of energy about a meter in diameter materializes above DO palm

DO-Prepare for your demise, cock swasher.
Lefty-Si, Senor, el pantalones!
(Note: to those of you who have not really heard of me, I will not make up any of my powers as I progress. All of my characters limitations are set. If you want a small preview of what DO is capable of, sift through all the the old posts in the Forum Games threads. If you don't want to have to go through that atrocity, and you probably won't, then you'll just have to wait and see what I decide to unleash.)
:mischief:

[mrz84]

[zapper]of all places for him to unleash his attcks.....
[zombie]oh don't be a stick in the mud...
[zapper]he could kill us all with that attack!
[zombie]you guys maybe, but i can regenerate like cell and even then, if there's nothing of me left, i can regenerate my entire body.
[zapper]oh ya, i forgot for a second there.....

[death2004]

13th: *finishes charging* KILLING BLOW!!!!!
*13th charges Do with a HUGE sword, and hits, at least knocking DO away from the Ruins of Siripoh, at most......KILLED*
Death: thats him gone........for now.....
13th: back to the duel!
Death: right.......legendary attack 2! REVENGE OF SARUMAN!
*MILLIONS of Uruk-hai attack 13th simultaniously(sp?)*
13th: URK! *dies*
Death: *power influx turns him to 13th and back* SWEET!

[mrz84]

DO flies back to the battle only to find it finished

[DO]MOTHER FUCKING SONUVA DECREPID BITCH! NO ONE MOTHER FUCKING BLASTS ME AND LIVES! *notices that 13th is dead* DAMN A MOTHER FUCKER RECTAL WART! I WANTED TO KILL,THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
[zapper] :odd:
[zombie]that's a lot of mother fucking.....
[death] :sweat:
[samus and beatrix] :odd:
[shadow]*.....do i really need to tell you what he's doing?*
[sephy]:sweat:
[vejihta(i spelled it like that on purpose for fun ^_^)]*looks at his name* what!? my name is not vejihta!
[zombie]looks to me it is...
[vegi-head]will this never end?!?!
[zapper]i'm disappointed...
[zombie]about what?
[zapper]that DO hasn't been swamped with anime/game/manga girls yet...
[DO]*points his finger at zapper* you do anything with that and i'll kill you...
[zombie]somebody's obsessed with a certain phrase on the back of general tao's shirt...

[death2004]

Death: well that can be sorted.....*pot-hole appears and thousands of anime/manga/game girls swamp DO*
DO: ARGH! not again!*leaves*

Death: lets go!
All: YEAH!

[Dragon Omega]

DO-Gave them the slip!
Sephiroth-Goody...
Vegeta-May we continue now, please?!
Zombie-Wait, what about DO's Dragon Bomb?
DO-Huh?

Everyone looks up to see the Dragon Bomb falling towards them
DO raises his hands above his head

DO-ENERGY LEECH!

DO absorbs the attack

Lefty-S\/\/337!
:mischief:

[death2004]

Death: :sweat: i wasnt expecting that.........................
Zapper: same here..........
*a HUGE hole appears near everyone, then spawns a HUGE demon of sorts*

[Dragon Omega]

DO stares at the demon

DO-Sooooooo...who wants to take this one?
Sephiroth-Allow me. I am tired of your games.

Sephiroth materializes the Masamune and charges the beast

Sephiroth-OMNISLASH!
Lefty-Well fudge a spoon...
:mischief:

[death2004]

*no effect*
Death: well poop.................
Zapper: you can say that again...
Death: well poop.................
Demon: ARGH! THE SQUISHY ONES WITH SWORDS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone! *squishes Vegetable, then Sephiroth*
Death: here goes..............*drops scythe, then charges at Demon* KIK IN THE NADS!!!!!!!!!!!! *just like it says, now turned around from the demon's weak spot* REVERSE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!1 *sends left leg backwards into the Demon's 'spot'*
Demon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! *dies...........taking Zombie with him to the centre of the earth.....................*
Zapper: Poop!

[mrz84]

[zombie]*pops back into existence* well that went well...
[zapper]indeed...*revives sephy and veggie guy*
[veggie guy]is there no respect for the prince of all saijins?!
[zombie]more like the prince of a half dozen people if you ask me.....
[sephy]i've been degraded to sephy?!
[zapper]actually its more of a shortening so its easier to type your name. i mean come on, sephy is easier and shorter to type than sephiroth. you dig?
[sephy]well at least i'm not being refered to as a vegetable...
[vegeta-choke (as in artichoke)] :mad: what was that?!
[sephy]you heard me right...
[DO]there will be no fighting amoungst my ranks!
[sephy]...
[veggie salad]...
[DO]unless i'm the one who starts it!
[sephy and veggie salad]*fall on ground*
[zombie] :sweat:

[death2004]

Death: lets move.................

*in Iranum city*

vendor: hey! you with the grenade launcher!
Zombie: you got any deals????
Vendor: how about a turbo-charger for that firing mechanism ya got there???
Zombie: ok.........
Vendor: £10.....
Death: ?????
Vendor: take the flaming discount already y-man!
Death: *realises who vendor is* ok........<back alley...15 mins>
Vendor: thanx<make that 5........i have a short lunch>

*at teh a11ey*

Death: HOW'd you managed to get HERE!?
Vendor: pot-hole.........
Death: did ya wire yaself to my scythe or summat?????
Vendor: serious, as Maia isn't at Halassar, we are stressed for manpower......these things are attacking......they even took Iari down...........
Death: wait a minuite.............they took down part of the Unseen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sangaril: yeah.........they are just that powerful, i am alive just because i was at Hopiris fighting my old master
Death: geez..........oh yeah! the favour...........
Sangaril: what f....................ohhhhhhhh that favour.........here you go!

*Death, Zapper and SZ learned 2 circles.........Stealth(which involves stealing and sneaking.....) and Poison(which DO knows as well, first 2 skills are Nightshade(blind) and Snake Poison(poison)

Death: sweet!

*Sangaril joined Death and his friends(as the 5th member)*

*a poof*

Warrior: if she is with him........im with this guy*points to DO*

*Azraman joined DO(he is a VERY powerful Villain........with a 50-tonne ax!)

[mrz84]

[sephy]just what we need...another psycho amoungst us...
[tossed veggie salad]oh like you are one to talk...
[sephy]at least the auother of this thread isn't changing my name becaucse it sounds funnier as a food dish. :lol:
[veggie soup]...i hate you
[sephy]join the club
[DO]shut up two mother fuckin rectal warts! *turns to Azraman* welcome to...THE DRAGON'S BANE! *insert echo with lightning* or something like that. my group doesn't have an official name yet...
[zapper]how about Dragon Heroes? you'd be team dragon...
[DO]...:sweat: how about i stick a decripid hedgehog up your mother fucking ass?
[zapper]meep :odd:

[Dragon Omega]

DO-...Why do I know "Poison?" All my attacks are energy based, not magical...besides, "Poison" is a stupid fucking attack...
Sephiroth-Quit complaining. Just because you have it doesn't mean you need to use it.
Vegeta-At least you get some respect...

DO turns around and lightning strikes in the background

DO-I GIVE RESPECT TO NO ONE!!!!

Everyone is super-deformed with sweatdrops

DO-At this rate I'm never gonna get to have any fun blowing things up...(sigh)

Huge boulder the size of a three story building suddenly is blown out of existance
Everyone backs slowly away from DO
:mischief:

[mrz84]

[zombie]...well that went well.
[all but zombie and DO].....
[zombie]...what? at least he didn't blow any of US to bits. *suddenly explodes then regenerates* i stand corrected...

[death2004]

Death: *sigh* why do i bothe..........*pot-hole sucks all back to Zaptonia*
Zapper: DAMMIT!
DO: Zaptonia????????? what kinda f***ing name is that??????
Death: please........there are young ones here.........
DO: alright then............ARGH! *DO gets squashed by a GIANT Mud Golem*
Death: Mud Golems?????????? they arent native to Zaptonia OR Rassalah.......whatever we're up aginst must be from......*gulp* twilight...............that world hates me and my brothers..........
Zapper: ahhhhhh.................:eek:
Death: lets get ready..........*signals all others*
Zapper: right......
SZ: lets test some poison..........
Death: SNAKE POISON!!!!!!! *all of Death's, Zapper's and SZ's weapons are layered in a thin line of Snake venom*
SZ: im first!!!!!!!! SHADOW NOVA!!!!!!!!*no effect except poison* what happened?????????/
Death: only blunt and Shadow attacks effect it........and ShadowNova is a light attack........... DEATH! *golem is killed*
Zapper: show-off.............

[mrz84]

[samus]shadow, you're on!
[shadow]*you know what he was doing...* what? oh these guys...*raises hand* chaos control...*the mud golems are suspended in time so they can be bashed to bits or whatever the hell you wanna do to them.....*
[zombie]*appears in his mobile armor/meccha thingy and steps on the mud golems* don't tell me you didn't see that coming?
[samus]actually i didn't...
[zombie]oh. ok, iguess next time i'll announce my attack so they can prepare for it then.
[beatrix]whatever...
[squall]*pops outta nowhere* that's my line dammit!
[shadow]you talk to much *bashes squall's face in with his foot*

[death2004]

Death: *slaps head* what a show-off...................
Zombie: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: NO! DONT SQUI*squish!*
Zapper:.................
Zombie:..............
SZ:..............

[Dragon Omega]

DO gets up and dusts himself off

DO-That...was the...cheapest...MOTHER FUCKING SHOT IN ALL OF LAMEDOM!!!
Sephiroth-Oh hush.
DO-I swear, if I don't blow something away in the next ten minutes I'm gonna freak!

DO eyes Zombie's mobile suit

DO-I guess that will do.

DO raises his right hand above his head and prepares a Dragon Bomb attack

DO-DRAGON BAKUDAN!

DO throws the attack at Zombie's mobile suit
A huge explosion ensues
As the smoke clears everyone but DO looks around

Death-Well, it didn't seem to do too much damage...
Sephiroth-Take another look.
Death-Huh?
Vegeta-All the building are gone.

Soon, everyone else realizes that they are standing in a crater the size of Asia and about three miles deep

Everyone else but DO-o_O'
DO-Ah, much better!
Zapper-Ummm...may we please get out of here now? DO scares me...
:mischief:

[Krickis]

Yay its back!!!I didnt bother to read all 4 pages so some one tell me if any1 is one of my charecters plz. my dudes r Freya(FFIX)and sence some1 is Kain ill also get Mog(FFVI/English III)

[death2004]

(Krickis, you need yourself and another character with you...................)

Death: (speaking in Mooglish) Hey mog!
Mog: (same) hey death! hows it going?
Death: you know, occasional uninvited visitor, but nothing else.
all except Death and Mog: :odd: you speak moogle?????
Death: i can speak in a lot of languages.......like l33t, also known as 1337............s\/\/337 huh???(:sweat: )

*all hell breaks loose around the partys with MILLIONS of Nazi troops attacking our people)

[Krickis]

Moogles speak english,but say kupo a lot...
Mog:I have to dance(dancesDesert aria)
Krickis:I dont thing nows the time to dance..
A sandstorm apears atacking the nazi troops.
Krickis:Never mind :sweat: ...

[death2004]

Death: *slaps head* i know a lot of moves that you dont mog........
Mog: *still dancing* like what??????/
Death: wait and see....................DRAGON BAKUDAN-SHI!!!!!!!
DO: *pretending to sneeze* rip-off!
Death: if your gonna do anything put those arms up......it takes FOREVER to charge<last time was 2 years......................>
Zapper: *sticks arms up* might as well.........
Zombie: *does it as well* why not????
Shadow: *arms up and trying to do his thing..............at the SAME time, now of his rocker from the thing* WhY N07???????

[Krickis]

Im confused,I must have missed something a wile ago...how many people r we aloud to have?if i can have more then me and Mog I whant Freya as well.
Is DO the person were fighting?Whats Dragon Bakudan Shi?r u going to keep controling my dude forever? :confused: atacks enamy(mog still dances)with katana(Krickises weapen)but being a weak fighter only scratches enamy.sword breaks so he picks up a stick and :whap: :whap: :whap:

[death2004]

*time freezes*
Death: *slaps head* listen to this very carefully Krickis........you HAVE to have at least 4 people in your party.......for example:

Leader: Life(someone i dragged up earlier)
char.1: Terra(ff3/6)
char.2: Celes(ditto)
char.3: Ness(SSBM)

now on with the story.....
*time resumes*

Death: We are outnumbered!!!!!!!
Edgar: tell me about it!
Mog: *exausted* kupo! *slams spear into Nazi leader(who is not DO, he is on our side)*
Death: Way to go Mog!
Edgar: YEAH!
Death: wait a minuite.......ITS FINSIHED!!!!!!!!!!! (Dragon Bakudan-Shi is an energy attack at least a MILE in diameter(and it hovers over my head), is that ok???)DRAGON BAKUDAN-SHI!!!!!!!!!!!
*previously mentioned energy ball RIPS through the Nazi army.......killing all in its path....*
Death: There........th....a...t....ll.....do...i.......t *collapses*
Zapper: why am i not surprised...............

[Krickis]

Ok all my questen are anserd exept when r u going to stop controling Mog!My dudes will ne 1:me(the scary place of my own mind) 2:Mog(FFIII) 3:Freya(FFIX) 4:Miroku(Inuyasha Fudal fairy tale)
Krickis:R all th F*****s dead?
Mog:I think so.
Freya:I'll check(jumps for better view)
Krickis:see any thing?
Freya:No
Miroku:What next?
Krickis:Who knows?someone else is controling our life,i think.

[death2004]

(no..........i have been controlled by the others as well and they have been controlled by me...so no complaining please)

Death: well.....thats the end of........*plot-hole*
Zapper: well poop!
Death: ah...................we are in *gulp* the Labyrinth of the Guardian of Sin......
Zapper: the guardian of sin.....one of the 4....<Death, Destiny, Sin and Time....>
Death: *hearing a voice in his head*
Voice: i have brought you here for the test of the 3rd Guardian......only the Guardians of Death and Destiny can go forward......
Death: *snaps out of it* Zapper!
Zapper: yeah?
Death: me and you are the only ones that can go on....this is the test of Sin.....<and if the new guardian is who i think it is......help!>
............end...........

[Slider Zero]

SZ: *wakes up from a mysterious dream*.....I'm going with you.
Zapper/Death: You can't.
SZ: did you forget that rather important fact about me already?
Death: yes, we know that you are the tr-
SZ: no....that's only a PIECE of my existence...
Zapper: ???
SZ: I possess the Sword of Luminescence...and ca wield its true power. I am among the guardians of Fate, which, through a strange coincidence, is composed of my siblings.....and to top it off, I exist outside of existence.

*there is an audible gasp from everyone*

Emeralda: You guys didn't know this? jeesh...
SZ: I don't trust everyone with my secrets, Em..*clears throat* now then...along with the fact that I am half-esper, am sharing my existence with a sadistic hedgehog girl who JUST SO HAPPENS to be the angel of chaos, and am an 'Angel' myself, there is one other major thing to worry about...
Zapper: It can't be that bad...
SZ: THINK ABOUT IT. Why am I marked six ways to sunday for just about EVERYTHING big in the universe?
Death: there wouldnt be a reason for it ....unl..oh crap....YOU'RE THE VESSEL?!?
SZ: what a grand observation. yes....I am the vessel for the corrupted archangel known as Seraph.....odd enough as it is that I managed to get his powers in the process..
Sephiroth: ......stop playing around and tell the REST of the story.
SZ: oh shut up seph. you're supposed to be dead anyway....but DO had to go and mess with the Space-Time continuum AGAIN...
DO: Fuck you.

*Slider Whips out a beam-saber like weapon and Slashes at DO, whom dodges.....only to find his clothes have nearly frozen off of his body*

DO: What the Fuck was that?!?!
SZ: *disengages Beam saber* my New toy. I call it the Ice Saber.....the design was ripped off of a reploid by the name of Vengeance...Eiether way, just know that the blade on this thing is at Absolute Zero.
Rock: ....kinda overkill, yes?
SZ: Shutup and listen, cause you don't know this part. Seraph is indeed sealed within my body.....but there is one critical detail that prevents him form coming back.
Zapper: and that is..?
SZ: Ginger. she just so happens to be my twin. my IDENTICAL twin.

*Slider pauses to let the info sink in*

SZ: put simply, neither of us are supposed to exist, and yet we do......the thing about Seraph that makes him a nonentity at the moment is that his so-called soul is split between the two of us....and the evil portion of it sealed within this pendant....*holds up his pendant for all to see* She has one too...can't be too careful with this kind of thing...
Blues: and this has been kept secret why..?
SZ: because if for any reason we are together....there's a chance that he could get out...It's happened once already....and the wave of destruction that followed took out a good 5 galaxies in the process....and that was while he was near powerless...
Death: damn....I take it that's why she was in such a hurry to leave when she dropped off Lumina?
SZ: *nods*
Zapper: alright, knowing this is all good and everything, but what bearing does this have right now?
SZ: *eyes shift form a dark brown to a dull grey* remember that I have a slight case of multiple personality syndrome...*shift again, this time to a dark blue*...which really isnt.....*another shift, this time to a violet hue* ...and normally, no human being can handle more than 2 seperate personalities without suffering from mental degredation....*yet another shift, this time to a dark red, and accompanied by a somewhat digitized voice*...which would result in total brain failure...sucks to be you guys....hehe

*however, on the inside, there is a very unusual form of a mental argument going on...*

[SZ]: Will you guys cut the crap already?
[Ryo]: nope...you asked for it esperboy..
[SZ]: you seem to forget where your form came from...
[Ares]: oh can it already. they needed to know, and now they do.
[SZ]: I WAS going to explain it in a way that wouldn't confuse the hell out of them...but no....
[Jake]:stop whining and finish explaining alorady....
[Suzie]: yeah...
[SZ]: great...even my own digivice is against me.....speaking of which, you never explained how I got stuck with you in the first place...
[Suzie]:you think I understand the reasons any better?
[Jake] Just finish Explaining already....
[SZ]: Shutup rabbit.....
[Jake]: look who's talking.
[Ares]: *bears claws* I would suggest that you stop with the egging....
[Ryo]: besides...when do we get to get outta here again anyway? I need fresh air too you know...
[SZ]: later. Right now I would like it if I didnt fall to pieces at the moment...
[All]: whatever...

*back outside Slider's mind*

SZ: *eyes return to the normal Brown* alright...if that didn't confuse you, then you are one step closer to understanding that I am just that much better than you.
Zapper: you still didnt explain-
SZ: I was getting to that. The uniqueness of my existence allows me to completely ignore any and all rules not specifically bound to myself....and those are very few, because they would kill others just by being there...in general, the only truly binding rule that I happen to have at the moment is that I HAVE NO RULES. simply put, I can do anything.
Zapper/Death/DO: ........not here you cant.


NOTES: ....two and a half weeks without a computer. That is torture....even moreso due to the fact that that's how long it took me to fix it properly....so now we can get back to normal business here, kay?

(oh, and I'll explain the personalities later...this post is long enough as it is.)

[death2004]

Death: ah...........that explains the grey eyes............
Zapper: yeah.......
Death: better move then...........*moves into the Labyrinth*
Death: be careful in here......it is a labyrinth of battles
SZ: ok.......
Zapper: yeah......
*all move in........to find a single Slime there*
Death: SLIME!!!!!!!!!! SPREAD OUT!!!
SZ: its only a puddle
Death: just Spread out!
Slime: *meep*
Death: No way.......Mucus???
Mucus: *MEEP*
Death: ok.......weapons down
SZ: ok
*Mucus joined!*
Death: NEXT LABYRINTH!

[Slider Zero]

SZ: Freeze.
Zapper/Death: huh?
SZ: *looks around* .....it was nothing...continue on....

*the group continues to move onward, with Slider Fanning out more towards the walls*

SZ: Stop.
Zapper: what now?
SZ: oh....nothing....*moves so his back is to a wall* just wanted to tell you guys....*Suddenly reaches out and grabs a seemingly invisible...thing....off of the wall* that we're being followed.
Death: what is that?
SZ: dunnAAAAAARGHHHH*is electrocuted*
Zapper: what the...

*suddenly the group is transported to a formless void*

SZ: ....that hurt....
[Ryo]: <you have to be kidding me....he KNEW where to hit you....>
[SZ]: <I NOTICED that....>
Death: ........but what was.....
Zapper: LOOK! IT'S OVER THERE!

*standing in the 'middle' of the void is thier mysterious 'thing'*

???: So you have finally come......too bad you won't be seeing the 3rd guardian after all...UWEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!

*Slider's yes widen in horror*

SZ: <....no....it can't be....EM!!>
[Emeralda]: <what...I was having a nice nap, you know...>
[SZ]: <he's here....>
[Emeralda]: <....but.....how...oh never mind....I'll get some backup....>
[SZ]: <the others are right ouside the barrier....justbreak it down..>
[Emeralda]: < I said BACKUP, not help....I'm calling in the rest of the squad...>
SZ: <.....great....you do realize that Hersh will kill me for this...> ......it would seem that we have a problem...
Death: no kidding....I recognize that laugh...
Zapper: how the hell is he still alive?
SZ: don't ask....I don't know eiether....
???: Why so down, Slider....or should I say TERRY?
SZ: (heh...still thinks that's my real name...) ......
???: I thought you would be happy to see me....happy to give your powers to ME!!!
SZ: please....I would never...
???: alas....you little returner friend said the same thing...pity she isn't here with us now....
SZ: *Now visibly Angry* You....if you even so much as laid a finger on her..
???: oh please....why would I kill her....when a Slave is so much Better!!!! UWEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!

*A sudden lapse of silence follows....Which I will use to check up on the other group*

Edgar: .......
Kain: what is it?
Edgar: odd...for a second I could've sworn that Kefka was around here...
Cid: don't worry....that guy is long gone...I watched him die with my own eyes...
Edgar: that's what bothers me....I did too...
Samus: Kefka? I thought She was one of the Good guys?
Edgar: SHE?
Cid: .....you must be talking about a diffrent Kefka....

*Vegeta, however, is scared stiff as a board*

Vegetable Patch: th-th-th-th-th-t-ht-ht-ht-ht-hth-th-th....
Sephiroth: what is it, you pathetic weakling?
Veggieboy: th-th-tth-TH-.....THE KEFKA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: .....oh yeah...I forgot about that...hehe
Beatrix: he fears Kefka? What did she do to him?
Samus: something involving a childhood prank...I wonder where she is right now....

*Somewhere above the Planet Zaptonia, on the Space Transport "Broadsword"*

Hershey: .......this is where Emer's COM signal says they are...but where are they..?
Kefka: ....dunno......
Billy Lee Black: Strange....it's not Like Emeralda to leave off like that....and she left Crescens too...
Ami: I guess we'll have to find them then....shouldn't be too hard, right?

*Back with Edgar and Co.*

Edgar: .....you'd think that ther would be some reinforcements here by now....
Cid: no kidding...I radioed for the Highwind almost 6 hours ago...still no response...
Samus: you guys can't contact anyone eiether?
Cid: nope....
Samus: *switches to scan visor* hmm....let's take a look....


{ Scan Result: The walls of this cavern are composed of a bendezium-cordite alloy-immune to all forms of weaponry. This Alloy is also useful as an effective anti-microwave device, as it blocks all energy waves above the microwave scale. Oddly enough, This metal has no Conductivity or insulation properties whatsoever, making it unusable in all but it's natural state for any form of construction. It is noted, however, that the use of Nanotechnology could possibly aid in adapting the metal towards specific needs}

Samus: Damn....a literal jamming box...whatever was sealed down here was not meant to be found...


*somewhere In the labyrinth of Sin*

Krickis: where am I?

*Back to the main group*

SZ: ....no....
Zapper:....this is bad.....
Death: but how....

* the mysterious figure unveils himself from the shadows....and is revealed to be none other than FFVI's very own Kefka*

Kefka: welll......the poor girl was far too resistant to the slave crown....so I tried....other...forms of persuasion...ehhehhehehe.....those power gems sure came in handy..
SZ: *grits teeth*
Zapper: ...Power gems..?......bu the only person who should have those is...
SZ: ........
Death: Ryoko....

*Zapper and death turn to look at Slider, both immediately understanding what is going on*

Kefka: she put up quite the fight, that one...but in the end...hehehehehe

SZ: ...........

*In another area of the labyrinth*

??1: Where are we?
??2: Dunno...
??3: oh well...at least we have no Sephiroth on our asses here....


-------END---------

Pushed for time, will add notes later....

[death2004]

Death: <DAMMIT! i hope zapper and SZ dont know what i know......> KEFKA!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kefka: so?! what ya gonna do about it???? punch me in the face???
Zapper: lets NOT go there........
SZ: yeah...........<i wish these people in me would just SHUT UP!>
Death:<little do they know im quasi-psychic..or do they????>
Mucus: >_< *shapeshifts to Leo*
M.Leo: SHOCK!!!! *Shock hits Kefka like a Hurricane hits a wooden house*
Death: YEAH! Mucus Rocks!
SZ: ..................ok
Zapper: <at least ill learn shock>
Death: <yeah..the same here>
SZ: Mucus???
M.Leo: *meep?*
SZ: can i say something??
M.Leo: *meep!*
SZ: youre a show-off!
M.Leo: *obviously aggravated* MEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: SZ! Mucus is very sensitive to comments like that!
SZ: can we focus on Kefka???
Death: oh yeah.............. L-I-M-I-T-B-R-E-A-K-! AREU-GEN-ETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Kefka is HAMMERED by Urath..........Laharah(the Death-Diety of Rassalah).......Amasido(one god from Iranum City) and Ghuval........the maker of all things............*

[Slider Zero]

*Kefka Stands Back up, Practically Unharmed*

Kefka: what....you thought that was even gonna make a scratch?
Death: No.....but it bought Slider some time....

*Kefka turns to Slider.....only to discover him in his esper-state, charging up a spell*

SZ: here's an old favorite from waaaay back when....ULTIMA!!
Zapper: <Hell....Why not..> Lets not forget about me! Armageddon!

*Kefka is pummeled by these attacks....and gets up again, without a scratch on him*

SZ: you gotta be kidding me...
Death: there is no way he's that Powerful...
Zapper: what the hell is going on here?

*back with the others*

Krickis: .....maybe if we take the next left....
Rock: Umm....we're over HERE.
Krikis: ......oops...
Edgar: so.....assuming that they actually need help, just how are we getting by that barrier?
Guy: *examines the Barrier for a moment* ......looks like it was done by an anima sage....
Cid: ....since when could sages use barrier magic?
Guy: they can use all sorts of magic....it's just that they usually don't need to use more than one type...

*The sound of a Charging Cannon is heard*

Samus: Anima Sage, eh? Well....it can't be too tough to break... *releases a charged Power beam shot at the barrier, which shatters like glass*
Cid: <so she's had some experience with these things before....should help out later...> alright people, Let's go!
DO: and just why should we follow you?

*Dragon Omega is suddenly--and very forcefully--knocked to the floor*

Rock: because I said so. Let's MOVE!!

*Everyone leaves toward the battle site.....only for another group to arrive at the gateway*

??: just where are we now.....looks like something was supposed to be sealed here...
??2: ALAN! Enough with the analysis! will it get us out of here or not?
Alan: .....probably not. although it would still be a good idea to check it out....whaddya say, Kitty?
Kitty: ....lets go!!
Alan: guess you lose, Nala...
Nala: .........

*the three follow the rest into the labyrinth*

*In orbit---onboard the Broadsword*

Hershey: okay....I've got my Tonfas....Ami has her Scythe, Billy has his usual assortment of guns, and Kefka has magic. Anything I miss?
Billy: ...we may need to take our Frames just in case....
Hershey: ....probably not....beisdes, if they needed help, I'm pretty sure they would have called for thier frames by now...
??: umm...guys....

*everyone turns toward a tall catgirl with purple hair and ears*

Niki: If that's what I think it is....they wouldn't have been able to call for help anyway...look..

*Niki Proceeds to point to a small spot on the monitor....revealing a complete energy deadzone in the middle of a field*

Ami: ....that looks like....oh no....
Kefka: I suggest you pray to whatever Deity that you believe in, because if they're in there, we may never see them again...
Ami: ....not if I can help it....*runs toward the hangar*
Hershey: .....sometimes I wonder just HOW they even manage to not kill eachother...*heads for the hangar*

*Back on the planet*

Kefka: uweeehehehehehehe!!!! Any llast words, fools?

* We now see a complete decimated area, with kefka at the center.....and the guys are SERIOUSLY beaten down...*

SZ: ...howd he get ...so strong....
Death: It shouldn't be possible....
Zapper: what's going on here...
Kekfa: pathetic fools....DIE!

??: Are you okay?

*Kefka merey steps backward, allowing Terry's buster wolf to pass by harmlessly.....then immediately steps forward again, just barely missing the Shining Knuckle, courtesy of Rock....he then goes into a series of near-matrix like dodges and feints that somehow manage to evade a combined attack from everyone....and all the while he laughs...*

Cid: no way....
Edgar: that's not Kefka....there's no way he was that powerful...
Samus: but....how...Wavebuster....
Shadow: *not stoned, for once* ....not possible....
Beatrix: *panting heavily*
Rock/Terry: that shoulda got him...
Kefka: fools....do you not realize that I am INVINCIBLE!!!!
??/??: or not.

*Kefka Turns around....and is met with the business end of a buster aimed at him*

Blues: see you in hell. FINAL WAVE!!!!!

*kefka moves to dodge the insanely large blast of energy, but is stopped by a sudden blast of energy*

Guy: no running.

*kefka is engulfed in the blast.....and somehow still lives*

Kefka: so.....he was smarter than I thought....hehehehehehehee.......
SZ: wha...?
Kefka: Too bad you will never live to see the day again!!!
SZ: <oh crap....only one way...sorry Ami...>

*Slider Suddenly runs toward Kefka*

Kefka: fool! you think that you can stop me?
SZ: no....But I can delay you....hhhhhhhuuUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!

*Slider and Kefka are surrounded by a barrier of pure chaos energy*

SZ: hehehehe...whatCHA gonna do now, dumbass?

*Back in orbit*

Ami: okay....I'll need one of these, and mayb-*suddenly stops stiff as a board*
Hershey: hey! wait up! I'm coming with you!!
Ami: ....it's too late....stupid Shabi....why did you have to do that.....

*on the ground*

Kefka: and what is this?
SZ: dimensional distortion.....if we can't beat ya here, then we'll just move the battle somewhere else...<unfortunate enough that I'm the only one that has a predetermined jump location....>
Zapper: WHAT!?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!
Death: you DO realize that it'simpossible to control where these things go, right?
SZ: There was no other way!! just try to meet up as soon as possible!!

*everyone is sucked up by a dimensional viod...and thrown haphazardly across the Space-time continuum*



NOtes: it's not that bad....really....oh yeah: each of us is kinda been backhabded on where our chars go...Death is stuck with Cid, Zapper and Zombie are teamed up, Terry, Rock, and Kain get kicked to another spot...Krickis' team remains together.. DO is now alone, as is vegeta, Samus, and Beatrix...Shadow and Meep are stuck together..Emeralda (being one fo the few knowing exactly what's going on) just so happens to be hanging with Guy, Blues and Edgar are teamed up (Blues also knowing what's going on...) Which plops me dead smack in the 5523 dimension (being the only one who was able to control thier destination) ...and stuck on earth.... Truce Village, to be precise, circa 1003 A.D. (and close to the location of the original Slide Timer, Which I'm gonna use to get us back together.) wish me luck....

[death2004]

(dont forget Sangaril and Azraman......)

*death wakes up, finding himself in a familiar place.........Cumbria...his home-county of the UK*
Death: stick with me, i know the way....
Cid: shoot!
Death: there are more foul things than devils in this world...
Cid: ok then.....
Death: lets go! *walks into a cavern*
Cid: ok then *follows on*

*in the cave*

Death: be on your guard......there are rumors of the most powerful beasts in this cave *suddenly stops*
Cid: what is that???
Death: a........Gorlab!
Cid: a what now???
Death: Shadow and flame

[Slider Zero]

*Meanwhile....somewhere in space...*

Samus: ......well...at least my ship is intact.....now then...where am I...
ADAM: Calculations complete. We are approximately 3 light-years away from Tallon IV.
Samus: ....so...fate has decided to return me to this hell once again...Adam, set a course.

*another dimension....Earth. Location: Southtown*

Terry: .....
Rock: .....I guess we're back....
Kain: ...you recognize this place?
Terry: ...yeah....I grew up here...lost my father here....and it was here that I became a living legend...
Kain: I see....
Rock: ....Don't recognize most of the place....so it's not so much as WHERE we are....
Terry: ...but WHEN. And the answer is obvious....*sigh* Welcome to the year 1994. The year that I first defeated Geese....

*Fire Emblem Dimension, Coded 0279-5*

Guy: ....Impossible...
Emeralda: what...that you ended up dead smack in the place you call home? I think not. This usually only happens when there's something HUGE messing up the S/T continuum...and there are very few things that can do that effectively...
Guy: so what you're saying is....
Emeralda: expect this to be MUCH tougher than what you're used to.

*Earth, Dimension 6342426*

Edgar: ....where...how....is this the future..?

*What Edgar is seeing would blow away anyone who is used to a much....simpler lifestyle..he's basically seeing a modern city in action*

Edagr: incredible....so this is what all of my inventions will eventually lead to...

*Several explosions are heard in the distance, followed by the sound of a jet engine flying VERY close to Edgar's head*

Edgar: what the...what's going on here?

*most of the people are treating the incident as a normal thing...and few even worry at all about the recent occurences...until a distinct 4-tone, 5-note whistle is heard, accompanied by a red beam of light that forms into Blues*

Random Person: ITS BREAKMAN!!! RUN!!!
Blues: ....Breakman..?
Edgar: I assume that you are familiar with this area....
Blues: yeah....{but...I haven't gone by the name Breakman for over 15 years...I get the feeling that we're in the midle of another Rebellion...judging from the people's shock, the fifth...}

*Back to SZ and Aya*

SZ: you mean to tell me that you have no idea how you got here?
Aya: nope...I was just running a pretty normal case with Daniel when I ended up here...
SZ: Interesting....I take it you've dealt with these....things before?
Aya: NMCs, we call them...short for-
SZ: Neo-Mitochondrial Creatures. Sorry, but I had to make sure that you were the real deal....although for them to be popping up here....

*the two begin walking towards Lucca's House*

Aya: it's just a residual effect from the whole Eve thing....I think....
SZ: no....it isn't....
Aya: huh?
SZ: I didn't mention it, but you're from the same dimension as I am...and I got caught in the city during that ....incident...I've always wondered why I didn't burn or turn to goo like the rest of the people...I guess now I have my answer...

*a brief moment of silence follows*

SZ: anyway...as for your question...the only way for these to be popping up outside of our dimension is for someone to have made an artificial NM-Cell....or for a controlling force to exist...
Aya: .......we'll know soon enough....

*Despite sounding rather cool and collected, aya is actually clenching her fists tightly*

Aya: {....Eve....}


NOTE: Between normal life, playing Parasite Eve, and attempting to pry my brother off the comp, I have been kinda...busy lately. at least the story goes on.

Oh..one more thing: Has anyone seen MrZ?

[Dogchew9]

My team consists of Zero, X, and Roy. We are at our house when we are attacked by a big scary monster. We easily defeat it and do not know what to do next so Zero decides to Overwrite his memory chip with a blank one and he goes crazy and we have to beat the memory back into his hard drive.

[death2004]

*meanwhile, in the cave*

Death: get ready..........
Cid: for what?
Death: for some extreme fighting!
Cid: *overlooks the fact that his spear is glowing* YEAH!
Death: *notices cid's spear* no.......way!
Cid: what?
Death: that spear is...............th-th-th-th-the..........Ven-n-n-n-n-nus.........Gos-s-s-pel!
Cid: ???
Death: simple, that spear gets stronger when you have more magic power points, say you had half points, then someone used a turbo ether, then your spear would do maximum damage it is capable of.
Cid: YEAH!
????: yo death! need a hand???
Death: *realises who that is* sure Roach!
Roach: where were ya?????
Death: trying to save the universe from some insane guy who is practically invunerable
roach: did ya forget that Nuke-Ultima-'Death' can kill almost anything with the death part?
death: :sweatdrop: dammit.........
Gorlab: *ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Death: time to fight! *begins charging.......for something you would never expect........*
Roach: <crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap!!!!!!!!!!!>
Cid: HOOYA!!!!! *uses boost jump on gorlab* simplest is best!
Gorlab: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: *finishes charging* alright, lets take this to another level! *jumps up, draws a sword(!) and embeds it into the Gorlabs black, fiery heart*
Gorlab: *falls off a bridge into a bottomless gorge*
Roach: *realises what that sword is* no way.........the guardian of time's sword! Janenba!
death: i'll confess... i am also the guardian of time, and as we were against a gorlab i had no other choice than to use it, now, lets get outta here and find our friends.......right cid!?
Cid: YEAH!!!!!!!!
*both Cid and Death disappear into a time-portal*
*end.....for now*
"another confessor post, well at least we can chase anyone down that escapes"

"=my notes

[mrz84]

the infamous mrz returns for a short time! (i'm at a friend's house for tonight only)

zapper and zombie awake to find themselves in a place that's vaguely familar to them...

[zapper]...my head
[zombie]i'm glad i'm already dead...
[???]prepare to be humped!
[zapper]oh god no!
[zombie]run for your frickin lives! we're stuck in the hippy capital of existence! hamtaro's world!!!
[hamtaro]i'm gonna love you long time!
[zapper and zombie]*run away VERY fast*

[death2004]

*somwhere in zaptonia*

*portal appears*
Death: *falls to floor from portal* ow!
Cid: *somehow able to float down, looks up to see Highwind* there she is!
Death: we'd better stay here so we can wait for the others......


*meanwhile..........somewhere else*

Shadow: *wakes up* where am i?????? *feels a slime, then shoots to his feet like a rocket takes to the sky* SLIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mucus: *meep*
Shadow: phew! its only you......i thought it was one of those killer-slimes like you ONCE were

*big, not-so-nice thing appears*
Shadow..........poop.......
Mucus: *MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!*
Shadow: :eek: that is unusual...........*light-bulb above head* lets use some of these on Mucus*brings out Chaos Emerald.....crushed of course* hey mucus!
Mucus: *yo!*
Shadow: try this!
Mucus: *puts a slime hand with its thumb up above it, followed by the Emerald being digested(not shadows way)*
Shadow: *looks at mucus.....who is glowing white* huh???????
Mucus: *charges energy from the sun*

[mrz84]

*back for a limited time only*

zombie stops running suddenly

[zombie]why am i running? i've got a giant mecha! *gets in mecha which appeared outta nowhere*
[hamtaro]wtf?!?!
[zombie]prepare to be deleted!
[zapper]i swear that i'll destroy his rockman.exe anime collection if we survive this...
[zombie]*uses extensive weaponry on mecha to lay waste to the hamtaro world. lotsa missiles*

[death2004]

Shadow: ??????? what the hell is going on here?!?!?!?!?

*POOF!*
Death: hold on!
Shadow: ok....
*poof!*

[mrz84]

back again and once a week too!

[zombie]well that was satisfying.
[zapper]indeed. now let's get out of here. *snaps fingers and they are back on zaptonia* well let's find the others *smacks into death and his party*
[zombie]jo d00d!!!111
[zapper]ignore him, his brain was fried from killing hamtaro.

[death2004]

(welcome back!)

Mucus: *droooooooooool......* zombieeeeee
zombie: ! *immediatly(sp?) legs it
Mucus: *eats Zombie*
Death: :sweat: lets get on shall we?
Zapper: yeah

*somewhere else...more importantly 1000A.D.

SZ: ! whats happening to my body??????? *realizes what is going on* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! *POOF*

(SuGaR hIgH)

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Let meh take a stab at this...
I'll use Me, Frog(from Chrono trigger), Zubat(from Pokemon, heh), and Inuyasha(guess where he's from.)

Hokiefan- Hey guys.
Zubat- Zuuuuuuuuu bat.
Frog- How are thou? Has thou been pimpin the chains?
Zubat- Zu zuuuuuu bat.
Inuyashsa- Shut up, I make my own decisions.

Good?

[Slider Zero]

*Promptly Places approximately 5 belts of M60 ammo into Death's head*
Just because I was gone for 3 months doesn't mean that you can kill me off. GOT IT?

---=1003 A.D.=---
SZ: This is nuts...
Aya: you're still trying to fix it?

*At Lucca's house, we find that Slider has been working on fixing the Dimensional Timer for the last 3 months....seeing as Lucca thought it was a good idea to use the parts for the Epoch*

SZ: Lucca, once I finish this, you've got a 10 second head start.
Lucca: OH COMEON! IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!!
SZ: like I really care? You know how to get parts from other sources relatively quickly.
Aya: whatever. just hurry up already. I'm out of ammo.

*pan out to the fields of Guardia, where several HUNDRED corpses of deformed and mutated creatures lie, many of them with slash wounds or severe burns*

SZ: not my fault that Eve tried to run amok here. I believe that's YOUR sister, not mine.
Aya: meh. at least we won, right?

*of course, the all mighty and powerful Mr. Murphy chose this time to make his presence known, and a loud humming sound can be heard outside*

SZ: and here i'd have thought that you would have learned not to tempt fate by now.
Aya: oops....
SZ: I have none of my powers back yet, so that means that I can't even get my own sword...and this energy pistol is almost dead too...DAMNIT!
Lucca: watch the Burnination Queen at work...*steps outside....and almost immediately runs back in* on second thought....why don't you give it a shot?
SZ: .......{well shit...}
Aya: you do realize that this is a good opportunity to work on controlling your parasite powers, right?
SZ: Lucca ran away from it. RAN AWAY! what makes you think that I even stand a chance right now?
Aya: because your not-so friendly Tiger followed you here.
SZ: {....about time he got here....} alright, I'll handle it...
Lucca: why the sudden confidence?
SZ: I have backup. now if you'll excuse me...oh yeah...flip that little red switch on the timer for me.
Lucca: this one?

*flips the switch, which causes the display to light up with a series of jumbled nimbers, then a 30 minute countdown, which starts almost immediately*

Lucca:...just 30 minutes?
SZ: I won't even be that long
Lucca: ....ummm...yes you will....that thing....is.....is....
SZ: not that tough. see ya in a second!

*Slider walks outside....and almost facefaults at what he sees: varying shades of orange and yellow, a bit of red, and a silver cannon to boot...*

SZ: why me?

*For standing in front of him is none other than the SA-X*

--==*Supposedly* near Tallon IV==--

Samus: alright...we're here....
ADAM: Lady, I have detected an error in my navigation systems. I am attempting to correct it...............complete. According to my data, this is not Tallon IV.
Samus: well....that's a relief....
ADAM: however...I am picking up an unusual space fracture surrounding the entire planet. Residual scans show traces of Phazon in severely affected areas.....
Samus: .....{wait....this can't be right...}
ADAM: Also, I am picking up 3 unique phazon-based lifeforms on the surface.....and what apperas to be several hundred large X-Parasites...
Samus: no....
ADAM: Additionally, I have located at least 200 diffrent metroids on planet, and a heavy Space Pirate Presence nearby.....active scans show at least 800 pirates.
Samus: .......scan the metroids.....and then see if you can identify the Phazon lifeforms...
ADAM: Scanning.....complete. Metroids are primarily of the Zeta and Omega type, with some Hunter and Fission types. I have detected at least one Queen metroid within the group as well.
Samus: this just gets better and better....the Phazon lifeforms?
ADAM: First lifefrom appears to be a perfected version of the Omega Pirate, and is situated within the Pirate base...the Second is Undeerminable, although from your data, the readings are similar to the Metroid Prime...the third is unidentifiable...and from the looks of it, outclasses everything on planet......wait. I'm picking up several miscellaneous contacts...
Samus: display them, please...

*On the display, there are now 5 erroneous contacts: one which is almost instantly Identified as Ridley {Probably leading the Pirate forces...}, a second which seems to fade in and out of existance at random intervals, the third located near one of the few bodies of water, and the fourth being absolutely HUGE. The 5th signal is the only real variant....it's there, unmoving, but is so deep underground that it may not even exist at all*

Samus: {....no....no....} ADAM, What is the name of this planet?
ADAM: assuming that my database is correct.....

.....this planet would be called Aether.

---=1003 A.D.=---

SZ: Stupid SA-X....*dodges another plasma blast* DIE ALREADY!!!

*suddenly, both stop fighting and look towards the sky*

SZ: huh? who's screaming like that?

*of course, the SA-X uses this time to squeeze in a sneak attack*

SZ: alright then...you asked for it...


(Samus is....well....even screwed is too mild....that is about as close to hell as it gets in Samus' mind. I don't think I need to tell you what the 4 erroneous contacts are :) but I will say this about the last Phazon Signature: it makes everything on that planet look WEAK by comparison. yes, even the army of X-Parasites (some of which can change into SA-X at will), so I think you can understand WHY Samus is so pissed.

[death2004]

(it was a POWER-UP! and besides.....i was on a sugar high....*immune*)

Death: *whistiling(sp?)*
Zapper: when will we do something?????
death: *reading alt. script* ermm....right about...
*plot-hole*
Death: now.....
SZ: about freak'n time ya got here
Death: actually....it was a random plot-hole.....*:sweat:*
Zapper: whatever...just what will we do about *points to SA-X* that......?
Death: *looks at SA-X* shi......
SA-X: *shoots manically(SP?) at death, who manages to deflect them all with the sword alone (tribute to metal gear solid 2 and the HF.Blade)*
SZ: when did you get a sword????
Death: *takes the Dark Truth out as well* as soon as this thing is dead.....ill tell you.... here goes...COVER YOUR EYES!
*all but death cover eyes*
Death: DEATH.........
SZ: *murmuring* no.......
Death: REBORN........
Zapper: *mumbling* he's nuts......
Death REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrz84]

*back again for who knows how long...*

[Zapper]well this won't end well...
[Zombie]*regenerates his entire body which he can normally do* what'd i miss? *looks at death and his attack* well I couldn't have possibly picked a better time to regenerate...NOT!

if death's Death Reborn Revolution is anything like Sailr Saturn's then the planet they are on is gonna blow...but that's if its the same...

[death2004]

Death: *charging with a strange sound* stay back..... i'll handle this..... HA! *massive fireball smacks the SA-X HARD*
SA-X: *disappears...along with Death*
Zapper: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*in a spacial warp*
Death: I shall prevail!
SA-X:........
Death: lets get it on! *draws broadswords* GIGA......AIN.......AWPH.......SOL!!!! *a MASSIVE explosion rips parts of the SA-X off*
Death: *panting* that was tough.......!*in metal gear solid 2 style, including sound effect*
SA-X: *regenerating, then charging*
Death: this is gonna hurt....

[mrz84]

Zombie gets in the way.

[death]what are you doing?!
[zombie]I may be a zombie but I was designed to be the ULTIAMTE UNDEAD WARRIOR! PROJECT ZOMBIE ULTIAMTE TECHNIQUE: UP YOUR FULL ARSENAL!
*every weapon in zombie's arsenal of weapons including his gatling, missiles, nuclear prinnys, mobile suits with buster rifles/laser cannons, beam cannons, his super gatlings (which are just really big gatlings with even bigger attacking power) and of course his mobile armor(its my version of mecha) the Zombie uses its full array of weapons all homing in on the SA-X who is hit with every single attack.*
[death]did you get it?
[zombie]I hope so cuase if not then I jsut REALLY pissed it off.
[zapper].....*face-vaults on floor*

[death2004]

SA-X: *regenerates*
Death: this sucks man......
Zombie: word......
Death: hey zombie...
zombie: yeah?
Death: that combo attack we practised.....
Zombie: oh yeah....
Death and Zombie: FALLING STAR!!!! *Death tosses Zombie in the air with fire gloves on, then tosses a sword to zombie, who catches it, then zombie nose-dives straight into the SA-X*
Zapper.........intriguing

[SaiyanSerenityV]

uhhh yo! :D

[Zero Wing]

Our party consists of the following--
myself---
abilities: can shout confusing phrases at a selected person, thus befuddling them for a single turn; can summon 'zig' at will

X (from Mega Man X series)
abilities: chargeable Mega-Buster, armor change for different abilities including flight, spike protection, underwater shielding, ect.

Yuskue Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho anime series)
Spirit Dective; spirit attacks, fighter (a punk at times)

The Cyborg (with his permission :D )
inter-dimentional explorer/traveler fighter; energy and elemental attacks(depending on which sword is in use), part Sayian,can mirror attacks, other stuff :scared:
-------------------------
Setting- Outer Space
-----
Myself and X are under attack by an unknown enemy
ZW: status!
X: shields are almost gone
ZW: :sweat: send the distress signal
X: done

(on a view screen)
TC: ya need some help?
Yuskue: obviously they do
TC: I'll be back in a minute...activate space armor

The Cyborg teleports out into space and does a double-beam blast, thus destroying the enemy

ZW: hey! watch it, you nearly hit us!
TC: heh, sorry about that :shrug:
X: I'd hate to spoil the 'fun' but there's more enemies coming

TC: then lets get out of this dimention
ZW: agreed
-----------
Zero Wing's ship docks with The Cyborg's
----------
ZW & TC: Let's get this party started!

TC: engage dimentional drive
ZW: done and ready
TC: ENGAGE!
Yuskue: not again!
============
later on--
TC: computer, where the heck are we?
Comp: unknown
All: :sweat:
Comp: approaching a planet, various life-forums, one humanoid detected
Yuskue: I don't have a good feeling about this, I'm sensing a couple of big nasties down there
TC: yeah, definitely not good

[SaiyanSerenityV]

*tilts head in confusion* Nya?

[SaiyanSerenityV]

(Is a N00B, no clue what she's doing)

[SaiyanSerenityV]

Nya? Is anyone here?

[death2004]

*ugh...... triple-posting*
Death: this is a filler post i guess......
Cid: yeah(finally...a line!)

[ZTC]

The Cyborg: you hearing this over the comm guys?
everybody else: yeah
The Cyborg: what do you think we should do to the n00b?
Zero Wing: can I please?!? :sly:
The Cyborg: :eyebrow: alright, just let us get some ear protection on first
Zero Wing: just tell me when you're ready
The Cyborg: allright, ready

[Zero Wing]

Zero Wing: :sb:
main screen turn on
What!!
You have no chance to survive make your time
n00b you not rules read
minced meat become have you
three turns stunned shall you be
justice not have you
------
tapping on The Cyborg's shoulder
-----------
TC: done already?
ZW: yep
TC: well, everybody ready to check out this planet?

[death2004]

*meanwhile, on the battleground*
Death: man...this thing is indestructible.....
zombie:.......
sa-X: *grabs death with something*
Death: *struggling* lemme go! dammit, lemme go!
zombie: *calls uber-armour*
Death: *breaks free* why didnt ya tell me you had that?
zombie: you never asked.....

*on the downed ship*
comp: reading an unidentified object 5 miles/8km from here
x: im gonna check it out....*dashes away*
tc: not alone you're not....*follows x*
zw: why do i bother....*follows tc & x*

[Zero Wing]

ZW: Where the hell did they go now?
Yuskue: I don't know
ZW: Let's see if they've gone into this cave network; got your ear-protection?
Yuskue: Yeah...
*thinking* this really blows, stupid searching

[death2004]

x & tc: *arrive*
Death: damn! i knew he'd show up eventually(great....i gotta share the plot-line with him)
x: *looks at Zombie's uber-armour* just a sec....

*meanwhile with ZW and yuskue*
ZW: for great justice!
yuskue: hey! i heard something from the ship! *heads to the downed ship*
ZW: wait up! *follows yuskue*
*at the ship*
Computer: receiving communication from X, answer or leave?
ZW: accept call
*x appears on the screen*
X: ZW, Yuskue! we have a slight problem....
ZW: go ahead X!
X: that object, was the z-u-a frame
ZW: uber-armour.....
X: thats not all
zw: ?
X: that guy you and TC arent very friendly with, Death2004, he is here......he is the apparent leader of the group
ZW: damn!

*meanwhile*

TC: all plans are ready to implement
????: good.......maybe this time i won't go so easy on Death this time...... prepare the Sin Blade!
TC: at once!

[mrz84]

suddenly a random yugioh character pops up

[annoying kid with glasses]i shall 0wndz j00! i pl4c3 ins3ct qu33n!
[zombie].....wtf? *a yugioh card appears in his hand. it show the kid in glasses' head blowing up and is titled weevil self-destruct*.....whatever...*plays the card and the kid's head blows up*
[zapper]i suppose that's better than his attempting to kill us with his monsters.....not that they would have done anything......where were we?
[zombie]doing whatever the hell we want to, that's what! *pelts zapper in the head with a pebble*
[zapper]you aren't even trying any more are you?
[zombie]no, i got bored once the author gave control to everyone in this thread...
[zapper].....i'm gonna go this way and see if i can find the author's party (beatrix, shadow the hedgehog, and samus)
[zombie]you do that...

[death2004]

Death: already done *points to shadow, samus and beatrix*
Zapper: how do you do that?
Death: i didnt do anything!
????: its about time death......
Death: hmmmm?
????: you dont remember me death? we met at St. Claire's Cathederal(sp?)
Death: damn! zapper! SZ! heads up!
SZ and Zapper: why?
????: *reveals self*
SZ: no, it can't be!
Death: i'm afraid so.......Sieg.....
Sieg: its about time too...... *draws sin blade*
Death: wha? but.... you aren't the guardian of Sin........
Sieg: true, but this isn't Sieg either
Death: no......please no........
Sieg: *looking at Zapper* hmm......impressive party here......too bad i'll be sucking all your souls in!
Death: DAMN YOU MORBALANIS!
Morbalanis: damn..... you got me.....
Death: *draws Janenba*
Morbalanis:*draws Sin blade*
SZ: ???? a duel?
Death: lets get it on!

[Zero Wing]

*back at the ship*
comp: Warning! incoming enemy ships. Warning!
ZW: What! Identify!
comp: 3 cube-like space-craft and 4 sphere ships
Yuskue: What the hell could that be?
ZW: the Borg; activate self-destruct
Yuskue: WHAT!!
ZW: if they get ahold of any of this equiptment, everything is doomed; now GO!
*they escape and the ship explodes*
TC: (hearing the exposion) what the hell?

[death2004]

Death: *hearing explosion at 100x TC's hearing due to Time Sense* damn.....that was our ride outta here
Morbalanis: at least we can fight to the DEATH then....
Death: sure....whatever
TC: dammit.....this aint gonna be pretty
Death: *starts moving the sword in a circle* Gate....
Morbalanis: no......please no!
Death: *at half-way point* of....
Zapper: but that's my move!
Death: DESTINY!!!!!!! *a one-sided portal appears and sucks Morbalanis into it*
TC: *contacting ZW* what happened back there?
ZW: borg, thats what happened....
Death: damn! if they're here....then...... EVERYBODY! FOLLOW ME! *death goes through the Gate of destiny, with all members following*

[Zero Wing]

ZW: TAKE OFF EVERY "ZIG"!
MOVE "ZIG"
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
Yuskue: what was that?
ZW: our ride out of here!
TC: no, we're staying, something very nasty is coming...
Samus: dang, it looks like Ridley...but mechanized
ZW: !
TC: oh [beep], the Borg have already gotten to him
Yuskue: shotgun!
*no damage to Ridley-B*
Yuskue: alright, let's do this right
TC: heh heh

[death2004]

Death: *opens portal and grabs TC, Yuskue and ZW before they fight ridley-B* what were you thinking!
ZW: we were bored....
death: well you were almost screwed....Ridley-B is an old foe of mine, i was almost screwed fighting him.....
TC: LEMME AT HIM! LEMME AT HIM!
death: *restraining TC*
Zapper: hmm......tough situation here, we'd better re-unite the party...
Death: *pointing to Blues and the rest of the missing lot* already done...
zapper: STOP DOING THAT!
Death: its not me tho...... But, I know where we should be headed next....
all but Death: WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Death: *typing co-ordinates into console* co-ordinates u(niverse):FF, G(ame): 7
Cid: i'm going home.......

[Dr. Weird]

I join up as my self (powers not yet revealed), along with Broly, Dr. Wily, and younger Toguro

(in Skull ship)
Dr. Wily: everything is ready to commence
Dr. Weird: Let's get this party started then :evil:
Computer *firing skull missile*
(said missile destroys the console death was using
Dr. Weird: all right guys, lets strech our muscles and attack them! Mwhahahaha!

[Zero Wing]

*everybody teleports out except death2004, Yuskue, The Cyborg, and Zapper*
TC: well, we have to fight now...
Death: crap...this isn't gonna be easy
Yuskue: what the hell?! That's Toguro!

[death2004]

Death: that console was our only way to do ANYTHING on this ship..........but i have an idea.....
tc: i dont like the sound of this......
Death: TC, you take the turret on the back of the ship, Zapper, do that move i taught you on my command and Yuskue...
yuskue: lemme guess.....round up all the parts and repair the console
Death: and then use the anti-missle turret next to TC
yuskue: ALRIGHT! a DECENT job!

*on dr.weird's ship*
dr.weird: damn! according to the bug, they're planning to attack us......
Broly: is TC there?
dr.w(i'll be using this to save my finger's time): yeah....
Broly: let me handle this.......
dr.wily: but take this *reveals a black gem*
Broly: heheheheh....TC doesnt stand a chance......

[Dr. Weird]

Dr. Wily: think this would be a excellent time to bulid that super robot?
Dr. Weird: heh heh, YES!
----
Broly flys down to attack the Cyborg...
while Toguro powers to 40% strength
----
Dr. Wily: I call it OmniMan! With the all of the attacks of my previous robots, it will be unstoppable!

[ZTC]

The Cyborg: a Super Sayian 2, eh? what th--!!! SHIFT!
(avoids high energy blast)
If I can....
Come and get it!!
Broly fires another energy blast, hitting Ridley-B
Ridley-B: WRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
Broly: sonofa...
The Cyborg: now there's Toguro to deal with...

[death2004]

Death: damn! this isnt gonna be easy...... i know! TC!
TC: yeah!?
Death: let him hit you
TC: ummm.......sure
Broly: *attacks tc and hits* yeahhhhhh!!!!!! i truly am the greatest!
Death: *appearing behind broly* dont get so excited!
Broly: huh? WHA!!!!!
Death: ZAPPER!!! NOW!!!
Zapper: right! vengence......*draws seraphrim blade* BLADE!!!!! *a dark-wave-like beam smacks broly and death HARD*
Broly: *falls off the battleground* nooooooooooooooooooooo...........
Death: *struggling to stay on* argh! that hurt more than i thought!

[Dr. Weird]

Dr. Weird: now to get my revenge against the Cyborg for what he has done to my minions in the past. I'm gonna land this thing.
Dr. Wily: go, Omniman!

[death2004]

Death: *sensing something HUGE* oh boy.....
TC: what is it death?
Death: your worst nightmare.....OmniMan......
Omni: First to deal with you death, the fly in our soup! Gemini Laser!!!!
*GL smacks death HARDER than Vengence Blade*
Death: damn.....i cant beat it.....TC, dont try to be a hero.....
TC: *passes something to death* use this!
Death *examines it to be a Crystal of sorts* thanks TC! now....lets use it!
*the crystal floats above Death's head, floats down to his chest and vanishes, leaving a refreshed and more powerful Death*
Death: alright! *zips behind Omniman* it might be big, but its slow! UKEMI!!!!! *a flurry of sword-slashes then the drop-kick shatters Omniman to pieces*
TC: way to go Death!
Death: that was just the beginning of this........!!!!!!(mgs2 style again) the console! everyone inside!
TC, Yuskue and Zapper: YES! *all go inside*
Death: see ya later Dr.Weird!
*the ship warps, leaving all the party just outside Midgar, FFVII universe with a wrecked ship*

[warior of chaos]

ok Im joining... plz

team: me
Illidan (from warcraft 3)
Kael (another wc3 guy)
____(will be added)

*in my ship*

coputer: bleap bleap
Illidan:what?!?... :odd:
WoC:*wakes up* I see it!
Kael:Srr we have a frame on screen, thay found us!
WoC:emergancy jump now were gona have to blow this place! :evil:

The ship warps out of harms way but whith no destenation set nowone will know where thay'll end up.

[Slider Zero]

SZ: ...........any more hairbrained Schemes I need to know about?
Death: err...nope....
SZ: good deal...because you DO realize that Samus was above a WARZONE before that warp got to her, right?
Zapper: HUH? WARZONE?
SZ: I'll let her explain.....
Samus: okay, here's the deal: I was above the Planet Aether....and the place was my own personal Hell. Space pirates, Phazon, Metroids, X, you name it, it was there.

*practically everyone familiar with Samus' adventures had thier mouths open in shock*

SZ: See now why we're screwed? Besides...As far as I can tell, the Space/Time Continuum is collapsing on itself AGAIN...and I'm pretty sure we all remember what happened the LAST time....
Death: Universal Hell isn't even giving it credit....
Zapper: I'm still surprised you managed to SURVIVE long enough to get in the last hit...damned thing treated Fou-Lu like a chew toy....
SZ: yeah...anyway...on to other matters....we're somewhere near the ruins of Midgar, correct?

--==Broadsword==--

Ami: ...? What the..?
Hershey: okay, what now? Didn't we already go through enough when Kefka tried to kill us?
Ami: that's not it....it's Shabi...he's back
Hershey: ..........I thought that it would take longer than that to get everyone back together...
Ami: same here, but that's not the point. by all means, he should be powerless right now, but somehow he's managed to get back at least a foruth of what he should have...weird...

*Billy walks in from the "Gun Room", boviously having heard the conversation*

Billy: ...well...did you take into consideration that he WAS at one point Fou-lu's apprentice?
Ami: *glaring at Billy* even with that, it makes no sense. it's almost as if his powers are trying to act as a seperate entity...

--==Back in Midgar==--

Zapper: okay...any ideas?
SZ: split up and check for anything unusual. chances are that the sudden onslaught of attacks that we've been getting are not just coincidence. not to mention that all three of us are practically running on empty at the moment...
Death: no kidding....too many advanced techs and ascensions today...
SZ: one question....I gave you the Dark Dragon Dragoon Spirit...why didn't you use that?
Death: err...forgot about that one...
SZ: whatever....*Summons the Fusion Blade in it's natural form of a 4 1/2 ft katana* just keep your eyes open, okay? don't need anyone dying just yet...
Death: I thought that ou couldn't summon your Sword?
SZ: I can't. that was pretty much the last of my spare energy right there. *Sheathes the sword and straps it to his side* I figured I might need it anyway...
Death: good idea.....

--==Rnadom location in Kalm==---

???: alright...somewhere I recognize....this is Kalm, right?
???: you are hopeless, kitty...
Kitty: what?
???: never mind....hey Alan, how's our supplies?
Alan: pretty good....we'll need to stock up before we leave, though...
Kitty: *sees something in the distance, and goes pale* Nala..
Nala: good....the sooner we get out of here, the better
Kitty: *goes even paler* Nala...
Alan: ......I think that there's a shop somewhere around the bar...we should be able to get a decen price...
Kitty: *practically pissing her pants* NALA!!
Nala: what is it?
Sephiroth/Fou-Lu/God: WHERE'S MY MONEY?

--==Back at the crashsite==--

Death: wait....didn't you say that Sephiroth was on the warpath recently?
SZ: yeah...apparently, three idiots owe him money....actually had the nerve to attempt to "borrow" from Fou-Lu...and somehow owes even GOD money...you can expect to see Supernova any time now..

*Supernova Impacts Kalm with a Vengeance, followed by an attack from a massive dragon....and to top it off, a giant pillar of light practically vaporizes the town*

SZ: um.....er....
Rock: there's a lesson in this somewhere....
Blues: yes, there is. Never owe Sephiroth money.

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Sorry for the lack of posting, but I'm going throug a rough time....mygrandma just died, so i have stuff to take care of...anyway, do what you need to :)

[death2004]

Death: :sweat: damn.......
Cid: *realises something, then uses a sort of radio* this is Cid, Cloud, do ya read me?
Cloud: loud and clear....where are you Cid?
Cid: just outside Midgar Ruins........damn its a mess here
Death: wait! *draws Janenba, then drags something off a wall* gotcha!
????: ok, you got me but please, spare me!
Death: why???
????: because i know this area well...and i could tell you where to find 3 of the 6 legendary weapons...
Death: ! where are they!
????: stay close....Neoite is close for the Neo-Seraphrim blade.....by the way, my name's Butz(FFV)
Death: Butz? damn......this is worse than i thought......
*meanwhile....*

Zapper: ???? did someone say Neoite??? i'd better follow them *follows Death and Butz and Cid*

[Dr. Weird]

Dr. Weird: they got away! Everybody back on board!! Omniman can still get them...
Broly: why? it was destroyed...
Dr. Wily: it's self-repairing, idiot

Omniman: fully repaired, teleporting.

*now back at the skull ship*

Dr. Weird: heh heh, I managed to get the cordinates to where they were warping to... Not only was Omniman built from all of Dr. Wily's robot masters, I've added all of the attacks from Sigma's robots, and now modifying it with predictive routines from the past fight. MWAHAHAHAH!!!

[death2004]

Death: hmm.....Neoite is tricky to find.......*trips over a HUGE Neoite boulder* DAMN! thats huge!!!!!
Zapper: *looking from a distance* heheheheh.....Neoite......just one more thing to do and its mine....... *walks towards Death and co.*
Death: hey zapper! we found some Neoite for the Seraphrim blade......*points to the HUGE boulder*
zapper: wow! that's HUGE! mind giving me some?
Death: sure....*carves a piece of Neoite and gives it to Zapper*
Zapper: ok....here goes...*places the Neoite into the Seraphrim Blade's hilt......the Seraphrim blade floats above Zapper, then glows a blueish-green colour, then comes back to Zapper a blue blade with a golden hilt and radiating a white aura*

Random Narrator: Zapper gained Neo-Seraphrim Blade!!!!!
Narrator #2: Zapper learned Rage of Zaptonia!!!!!
Death: oooookkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyy.......

[ZTC]

The Cyborg hears of the goings on and starts to talk to Death...

TC: you mean dimentional-space time was closing in on itself before?
Death: yeah, what's it to you?
TC: it really never stopped...
Death: WHAT!?
TC: with the merging of dimentions, there was a gigantic fight...
I was driving and there was this humongus energy explosion, which would have killed me, but cybernetic doctors managed to save me, and that would have not been possible unless something wonky was going on. I lost about half of my body with that procedure (including 1/3 of my brain), but when everything was finished, I found out that I could will myself through dimentions. Once I learned a great deal of techniquies, I managed to stop the total devastation of the dimentions as a whole. It looks like I'll have to go into my Infinity form to fight whoever is causing this...
Death: why's that?
TC: because, it was something super-nasty that I had to destroy inorder to stop the destruction. We'll have to work together for this to work.

[death2004]

Death: too true.....i'll need Roach for the OBJECT.....
TC: the wh.........oh crap! YOU own 'it'?
death: yeah, but at about the same time as that fight, i was walking home from a friend's house when this sword *drawing Janenba* nearly bit my head off......that was when i knew that my family was different from anyone elses.......
TC: hmmm.....'it' and Janenba equals........!
Death: yeah........the Chrono Blade....... but i'm more worried about this *drawing the Dark Truth* 'it' add this *DT glows* equals Seraph's Scythe....and seraph is attracted to it.......so SS and SZ or SS and Ginger equals Seraph.......throw the other in and Neo-Seraph is formed.....
TC: so what you're saying is......
Death: if i get 'it' near DT.......all hell will break loose........but you and ZW, there is something you should know about the pair of you........
TC: what?
death: you and zw are the guardians of Machines and Man......but until you get the Machina Blade and Anger of Man....then you are (close enough) normal people
TC: but what about Krickis?
Death: hmm.........can't say i know.............but he has unlimited hidden potential......he just needs to unlock it......
*THUD*
Death: !!!! Omniman! he's back! but he's stronger now.....and faster......here tc, CATCH! *throws Naobi, a double-edged sword*
Omniman: nothing can get in my way!!!!!!

[mrz84]

omnimon makes a blade like attack though its easily dodged by everyone, Zapper's hair gets cut.....

[Zapper]..... O_o my...hair...YOU CUT MY HAIR!!!! *insert large explosion of dark energy here*
[Zombie]ah dammit! now his dark side's unleashed! Whenever Zapper's hair is cut, or he sees a full lunar eclipse or he's got very little energy left, his dark side takes over. and he's got the same regenerative powers I've got and on top of that he has Zapper's copy ability and can even copy other people's transformations and addd its power to his own. and to top it off he has INFINITE ENERGY!
[death]well sonuva.....
[Dark Zapper].....now you will taste the power of darkness in its purest form. I am Dark Zapper. And I am your god now, bitch.
[Zombie}oh and BTW, his attack aren't elemental based.

[death2004]

(errrr.....it's omnimAn)

Death: well this can't be good, considering the awesome power inside the Neo-Seraphrim Blade........
Zombie: the NEO blade?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Death: yeah :sweat:
Zombie: then.....lets just hope he doesn't use UNUD.....
Death: ummm.....maybe ROZ might be more avoided..
Zombie: why???
Death: because it draws power from all zaptonians, half-zaptonians and Mechs....
Zombie: but isnt Omniman a mech?
Death: somehow no.......unless.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombie: what???
Death: TC! HERE! NOW!!!!
TC: yeah?
Death: hold this! *throws DT to TC*
TC: crap.......
death: *calls Roach out*
Roach: you called?
Death: give me 'it'
Roach: *handing over a small gem* need help?
Death: *looking at Omniman and DZ* yeah.......that might help.....
*Janenba & Naobi glow with the same clearish light as the gem, they float into the air and become the Chrono Blade and the Machina Blade*
Death: well.....that was a new one on me.......*drawing CB* lets go! if he knows the previous fight, then i'll just have to do this.........Armageddon.....*swinging CB around* Nuke.......*a small cloud forms*Ultima.....*a large ball of white light forms*Death....*the ball emits a darkish glow*

Cid: oh HELL NO!
SZ: what?
Kain: he hasn't finished the spell....
SZ: so......?????
Edgar: he has only used ANUDRR 3 times....
SZ: ANUDRR?
TC: Armageddon Nuke-Ultima-Death ReSPLAT!*gets flattened by Omniman*
SZ: this can't be good then....

Death:Reborn...........*the ball grows larger*REVOLUTION!!!!!!!! *the ball flies up, grows to DOUBLE the size of the planet, Massacres the planet with Nuke-Ultima-Death, then followd up by Death-Reborn-Revolution(and yes...it is stronger than Sailor Saturn's...so expect a HUGE explosion)*

SZ: we are so screwed.......
Cid: yeah......the ultimate attack, only Death, Kain, Edgar and myself have seen it and lived.......

[Slider Zero]

*as the dust clears, Zapper is somehow back to normal*

SZ: it worked....not that i'm surprised or anything..........I assume that you sued some of your life energy to pull that off?
Death: .....kinda....eiether way, we need somewhere to go. At this rate, we're gonna wear out before we get anything accomplished.
Zapper: he's right, you know...
SZ: ......*sigh* that's assuming that there's a relatively safe place that we can rest...or rather, that YOU can rest.
Zapper/Death: ???
Blues: I take it it's that time again?
SZ: yep. *looks back to Death and Zapper* don't worry about me...I've handled much worse wear on my energy reserves before...of course, it almost killed me, but still...
Zapper: -_-
Death: -_-
SZ: well....we're off...

*Slider and Blues run off towards the Midgar swamp*

Zapper: ah well....Slider Knows how to take care of himself...let's get to Kalm before another over-powered monster shows up..
Everyone else: HELL YEAH!!

--==About halfway to Midgar Swamp==--

Blues: I think this is the spot.
SZ: you sure?
Blues: yeah...

*Blues proceeds to set down a small cylindrical object, which turns out to be a long-range communications dish*

Blues: alright, let's give it a shot....Blues to MHHQ, come in....Blues to MHHQ, come in...

--==in another Solar system, planet MX-003-8, Maverick Hunter Headquarters==--

Signas: ..............{haven't heard form them in a while...sure it's supposed to be ther vacation and all, but they susally check in..}
Alia: SIR!! I'm getting a long-range transmission from planet FF-072. Shall I respond?
Signas: hmm....patch it through.
(Blues) .......Mav....come...
Alia: I'll try boosting the signal. Please stand by...
(Blues) mav...hunter...quarter...come in...Blues to....verick Hu...r headquarters, come in...
Alia: Blues....I'm getting some interference...hold on while I adjust..there.
(Blues): Heh....Alia...long time no he...om. so how's things o...r there?
Alia: decent, to say the least. no new maverick attacks recently...it's almost as if Sigma's gone into hiding...
(Blues) I was .........of that. anyway, .........a favor.
Alia: favor? what is it?
(Blues): Teleport the rest of the unit to my location. all of them.
Alia: WHAT!?!
(Blues): no......plain....do it.
Alia: *Sigh* Alright....Transferring Special Assault Unit 99 now...

--==Back with Blues==--

Blues: ..........seems to be teleporting now.
SZ: good...we'll need all the help we can get. if what Cyborg said is true...then it..no HE is coming back. And he's gonna want me dead. BADLY.
Blues: not to sound cruel, but this is a bad thing why?
SZ: Remember what happened the last time Ginger went berserk?
Blues: *Shudders just thinking of the AFTERMATH* I could never forget that...
SZ: if I die, multiply that by about 10 million, and add in excessive use of Dark Reaper.
Blues: *goes bug-eyed* holy shit....
SZ: besides....I'm one of...what....10 people even capable of harnessing the amount of power required to take him out.
Blues: damn....hmm?
[Susie]: [Incoming Teleport!!]

*Blues and Slider back away as the Teleport beam lands*

SZ: about time you guys got here....

*quick lesson on units in the Maverick hunter hierarchy. Most normal units, like the 10th assault unit, only have about 10 or so hunters assigned to it at any given time (this figure does not include Spotters/navigators). There are certain "Special" units, like the 15th Rangers, that usually have about 12-15 hunters, depending on specific circumstances (Again, figure does not include any Spotters). However, there are, usually no more than 6-8 hunters at any given time in the 17th Elite and Special unit 0, including X and Zero. this is mostly because these two units are almost always working in tandem, and the fact that X and Zero (and Axl, for that matter) are all in one group already makes them dangerous enough.however, there is only one other exception to this rule: the 99th special assault unit. Originally designed to act as an advance unit to the 17th, it became a seperate unit after the annihilation of the old team, and the inauguration of the new one. at the current time, unit 99 contains 3 hunters and 1 spotter.....so it was to little surprise to Blues and Slider when a golden-colored Kitsune and a teenaged (human) girl were deposited onto the soil*

Kitsune: that was not funny. I WAS SLEEPING!!!
SZ: can it, MILES. we've got bigger problems.
Girl: like?
SZ: dimensional rift reopening.

*those words alone were enough to put the fear of god back into the two recent arrivals, which is to say they were VERY scared*

Girl: but....how...
SZ: Shuichon, CALM DOWN. we can't do jack if we have a panic attack....besides, I have no Idea anyway.
Miles (or should we say "Tails?"): so....you pulled us down here on waht is potentially a dead lead into empty space?
SZ: yep.
Tails: ............alright, lets go.


(NOTE: Tactical Breakdown and general briefing comes next post. and while i'm still here, let me just say that Tails is MUCH more powerful than you may think he is.)

[death2004]

Death: hmm........if what i think is correct........
Zapper: ?????
Death: Kefka will be appearing right about...
*to absolutely no-ones surprise, KEFKA comes back*
Death:.....now
Zapper: ya got a real talent for stating the obvious....
Kefka: *laughing* I'M BACK!!!!!!
Death: so????? i killed one of your best minions' creations.....and Dark Zapper....
Kefka: so someone finally stopped him........
SZ: Kefka........<damn him! using Ryo's Power Gems to enhance the Slave Crown....>
Zapper: erm.....is there a point to Kefka being here?????
Death: *reading his version of script and then Slider's* either 1. he wants to join because whatever is screwing the universe up is much more powerful than him or.....2. he is gonna use my attack against us...*hiding scripts*

*note: i will let the next poster decide if Kefka is going to do 1,Join us or 2, Kill us with ANUDRR*

[Slider Zero]

*everyone stops, and looks around*

SZ: It happened AGAIN!?!
Shuichon: and you expected any less?
Blues: crap...
Tails: Reality warp....take 3...

--==Over at Kefka's house of mass destruction, Kalm outskirts==--

*Everyone watches in shock as SZ literally dissapears as if he was never there*

Death: oh crap...
Zapper: *in a low whisper*look, altthough the repercussions of that just happening are pretty damn severe, now would be a good time to RUN.
Samus: agreed.

*everyone runs for any form of cover, leaving a still very confused Kefka

Kefka: ...what the heck just happened?

--==Unit 99 Staging area, outside of Midgar Swamp==--

SZ: okay....so now that everyone's been filled in on the situation..
Tails: ....NOW we can panic.
Blues: oh comeon...it's not THAT bad...
Shuichon/Tails: YES, IT IS.
SZ: HEY!! we have bigger fish at the moment. you two can barbecue each other later.

*pulls out his D-arc and sets it to display mode, which in turn creates a large 3-D display of the solar system*

SZ: anyway...here's the breakdown: We have several of the universe's most legendary weapons sitting right here on thisplanet, in unknown locations...*map zooms in to focus on their world only*...and to make matters worse, we have a super-powerful Zaptonian and Death himself sitting here on planet....

*several indicator appear on the map, each one representing a powerful entity. there are 3 major groupings: one near Kalm, one that seems to jump around at random, and the small group of hunters*

SZ: ..........as well as plenty of experienced warriors of all backgrounds. to top it off...Kefka seems to have decided to track us down one-by-one.
Blues: The situation is already bad enough. Kefka is beyond any form of power that he should even be CAPABLE of accessing...and keeps getting stronger...not to mention that there are several unknowns hanging around. At the moment thier intents ar unclear.
Tails: I'l take it that tis is one of our usual missions, then?
SZ: yeah. Expect no backup whatsoever. As far as I know, we have only a handful of guranteed allies...but otherwise, we're on our own.
Shuichon: any chance of the ANGELs dropping in?
SZ: like I said....we're on our own..............alright then....let's get to work. Shu, We'll need as much info as you can get. Whatever you find, keep it, no matter how trivial it may seem. and try to find yourself a decent Spotting position....until the Highwind is fixed, our mobility is limited....

....Anything anyone wants to add?

Blues/Tails: nope.
SZ: alright, Let's do it. MOVE OUT!



(heh....I went for option [c]: use my own script to cause mass havoc and keep kefka as a plot device. good luck getting around that :) )

[death2004]

Death:<unknowns???....could it be........Aila?...>
Kain: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: *obviously in deep thought* maybe if Kain gave me the accelerator of that Caddi' and Cid gave me the Blender.........
Cid: *producing a blender*
Kain: *driving a '04 Cadillac Esclade(tm) towards Death*
Death: *still in thought* maybe i could try and make the detector....*At hard work placing the blender components inside the Caddi'* done...
Edgar: and people say i'm a mad inventor.......
Death: we gotta find those weapons before we can even think of ending it..
Kefka: (sounding unusually nice)can i come too????
Death & SZ: ok...........NO!!!!!!
Kefka:*taken by surprise and falls into the ocean* I CANT SWIM!!!!!!!!!
Death: now to find the Zaptonian Dagger, Anger of Man and Paranoia of Sin
SZ: whoawhoawhoawhoa!!!! who gets what????
Death: Anger of Man, Zero Wing, Zaptonian Dagger *points to Zapper* and Paranoia of Sin, YOU.....

(see....i ditched Kefka for now and got the story going......wasn't that a good idea????)

[Zero Wing]

ZW: before I take that...
what the hell is coming towards us?
X: seems like some kind of bot.
TC: sonofa--does that thing ever die?!

Omniman: I am unstoppable!

[death2004]

Death: *getting out* will this EVER END!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Omniman: nope......
Death: *sigh* here we go again.....
Edgar: *throwing random rocks at Omniman*
Death: ermmm.....don't you have a crossbow and a DRILL!!!!
Edgar:*embarrassed* yeah....
Death: WELL USE IT!!!!!
*Edgar Attacks Omniman with Drill...surprisingly...no effect*
Death:.....*putting CB away* here goes nothing............*the sky darkens, rocks come flying out of nowhere* looks like this is it! *A blinding flash, when that finishes, Death has vanished*
SZ: heheheheheheheheheh....Omniman won't know what hit him.....
*Then Out of Nowhere....*
??: DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *a massive spear flys through the air*
Omniman: *blocks it*
??: NO!!!!! *Comes closer, vaguely resembling Death, only with a light-saber-like weapon*
SZ: ??????
Edgar,Kain and Cid: *paralyzed with fear* th........the......the.........
SZ: the......WHAT!?
Cid: ATM*squish*
SZ: why does that always happen?
Death?: UKEMI!!!!!!!
SZ: that's death alright...
Omniman: *immune*
Death: hmph.......*jumping back, causing a massive bolt of lightning, and a tidal wave*

*meanwhile*

??:did we lose 'em?
??2: shuttup Barret......they'll hear
Barret: well SOOOORRRY Cloud!!!!!!
Cloud: how's things back there Aila?
Aila: he's here.......
Cloud: yeah......he is.......so is sephiroth.....
Aila: *noticing something* HEY GUYS!!!!!
C & B: WHAT! *both are gobsmacked by the energy in the sky above the battlefield*
Cloud: better call Cid, see what's going on....
Barret: yeah........
Cloud: Yeah Cid?? what the hell is going on????
Cid: well.....remember that massive explosion earlier
Cloud: how could i forget!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cid: well...its owner has had to fight again.....using form 2......
Cloud: crap.....

*meanwhile, back at the battle*

Death: ATMA STRIKE!!! *a MASSIVE sword strike cripples Omniman* now.....HERE WE GO!!!! *charging for an Enormus attack*
Kain: no........please no......
Death: IT'S HERE!!!!!! ATMA SCOURGE!!!!!
SZ: this can't be good......
Kain: wait till he uses his Illumina attacks...*shiver*

[Dr. Weird]

Dr. Wily: wow, that guy's doin some heavy damage to our robot
Dr. Weird: yes, but with the modifications I added before it was completed makes him unstoppable
Broly: you mean we're out of a job
Dr. Weird: pfft, hell no! We've got work to do
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[death2004]

Death: ah crap......looks like i have to do it...........*a massive explosion ensues, with death frowing in size and strength to an unimaginable level*
Zapper: holy shit.........
SZ: i haven't seen power like that since Sephy went beserk 5 years ago
Edgar: bye-bye s/t continuum......
SZ: wha???
Edgar: Illumina..... death's most powerful form nearly destroyed the entire s/t/a continuum
SZ: s/t/A?
Edgar: A for Area.....or was it Algebra???
Death: hmmph...... this'll be child's play.......RETURNER FLARE!!!!
*a reddish-blue flare smashes Omniman*
Dr.Weird: *gobsmacked*
Zapper: I ain't leaving this to Death.......*ascends to demi-god form*
SZ: same here! *ascends to Esper form*
Death: ok then......LETS DO THIS!

*meanwhile*
Aila: *stiff as a board*
Barret: what's up?
Cloud: *shivering* Illumina.....
Barret: What!!!!!!!!!
Aila: *massive explosion of dark energy around her* Let's help him....
Cloud: *drawing Ragnarok* yeah....
Barret: *getting AT-AT cannon out* hell yeah....

*back with us...*
Death: so.....she IS going to show up......
SZ: *unleashing a wicked Shonetsu Jigoku-Higyou* who????
Death: my friend....Aila.....
Aila: *showing up, with Cloud and Barret in tow* holy crap! did i miss anything?
Death: nah........... just me warming up *drawing a sword* hey Omniman!
Cloud: <that sounds........HOLY CRAP!> WAIT!
Dr. Weird: what the??
Omniman: *looking at cloud* target identified......Cloud Strife: aged 27, ex-SOLDIER.....target is not hostile.....
Cloud: come on.....please...
Death: *realising* oh my god...... VINCENT VALENTINE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cloud: yeah....he was badly injured, so i took him to the local Doc....he said he couldn't do anything about his condition..so he sent him to another Doc, one speacialising(sp?) in Cybernetics.....turns out Vincent's body was FAR to damaged to save, so he decided to create a cyborg body, and place vincent's mind in it......then 3 days later, there was an attempt to steal cutting-edge technology from the lab, the made off with the body....and Vincent<well...kinda>.....
Omniman(or should i say, Vincent?): hmmm........that is true what Mr.Strife said...
Dr. Weird: WILY!!!!!
Dr.Wily: i can explain...... i asked prototype 0 to get some parts from the lab... he brought that...THING back and said it would make a great addition to the 'family'...
Vincent(?): hmmph.....*blasting the Doctors......* R.I.P......DOC......

[ZTC]

TC:such power... might as well ascend.
Omniman: DESTRUCTION BLAST!

????: ABSORB!
TC: what the?!
????: fools!
????: RYO-KOKKEN!
????: DESTRUCTION WAVE!
????: DEVASATION ASSULT!
Zapper: what the hell are those attacks?!
death: I don't like this...
????: POWER BOMB!
????: ULTRA ENERGY WAVE!
death: ultra?
TC: those are my level based attacks 2-6!
????: TOTAL ABSORBSION!

**the mystersious figure completely abosrbs Omniman**

Dr. Weird & Wily: NOOOOO!!
====
TC: didn't expect you to--
????: be alive? Hah, after you obliterated me and sent me into the black hole terror, I managed to get out and abosrb the fool who started the dimentional breakdown...
my powers have been growing for quite a time, now I have that dud of a bot's power as my own now! AHAHAHHAAHHA!!
TC: then we end this here and now, Zed Zeldark (ZZ)
ZZ: sorry, but I'm leaving for now, have fun with this guy :evil:
death: this guy just looks like a HadesGigas
TC: don't count on it, he isn't that stupid, wait, if that's what I think it is, it's the infamous Colossus! (FF6)

[death2004]

Death: well....crap........ ah well....easy pickin's......ILLUMINA....................SCOURGE! !!!!
Kain: crap........not good at all.....
SZ: why not?
Kain: every time death unleashes that.....some part of the s/t continuum goes BANG!

*a huge explosion ensues.....a large sword strikes the ground, knocking all to their feet......the sword then vibrates voilantly(sp?) and a countdown ensues*
Sword: 5 minutes to detonation......
Death: *powering down* EVERYONE!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!
*everybody runs for the Highwind....with Colosuss(sp?) in hot pursuit*

[ZTC]

TC: that bastard...
*TC starts to go into a grevious rage, which starts a transformation*

ZW: :scared: I'm out of here; TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!
Yuskue: what a pussy
X: we better get away from here
Yuskue: why?
X: ZZ was the reason TC's dimention was ahnillated(sp?), and everything he's done can't bring it back
Yuskue: jeez, I didn't know that

*while the 2 were talking, TC's cybernetics/armor has turned to a color of blood red, and his hair turned a stark white*
Zombie: what is this?

TC: Zeldark, you'll pay dearly for escaping, just you wait, but first, that minion of yours Deimos 1- Shockwave!
Deimos 2- Acid Storm!
Deimos 3- Gravity Crush!

X: this isn't good, he's in his dark infinity form...

TC: Deimos 4- Inward Explosion!
Deimos 5- Hellfire!
Deimos 6- Devastation!

*after that barrage of attacks, the Collosus basically turned into a small pile of dust*

TC: S-FREEZE!

*the sword vibrates, and disappears in a small explosion*

death: wow, that was pretty good
Zapper: be careful, this doesn't look good....

[death2004]

Death: *noticing something* oh shit........*drawing an M4 Carbine*
Zapper: *realising what its set to* death...that'll be a REALLY BAD IDEA!!!!!
Death: *eyes shift colour to a deep, blood red* that maybe so*pointing M4 at Zapper* but he has just released my true power......and my alter ego.......SERAPH!!
SZ: HOLY SHIT!!!!! so I'M not the vessel....or am i???
Yuskue: i'm CERTAIN that this wont end well.....
Seraph(death):SHUT UP PUNK! *pointing M4* or you get this......
TC: heheheheheh.....*warps away from battlefield*
Death(or Seraph? they have similar personalities): *follows*
Cid: shit....better call S.P.A.S.12 for assistance....*drawing a radio* S.P.A.S.12, this is VII, come in Base
Operator: this is.........What's the problem VII?
Cid: XIII has gone iwop(Insane WithOut Permission)....requesting ACs VII, XXVII, VIII and V
Operator: tran.........plete
*4 Wicked ACs appear, one with plasma arms, another with the Karasawa mk.2, one with twin laser arms and heavy missles and the last one has a rifle, napalm and a radar*
Cid: Zapper, SZ, ZW, this...is AC unit 12.....
SZ: holy shit! i haven't seen AC's like this in.........EVER!
Samus: *scanning them* hmmm...they have unlimited ammo reserves....top of the line gear.......30 metre thick armor...they're like taking an OF and making it into an AC.....
Cid: *getting in the one with the Karasawa* let's go Death huntin'......

[mrz84]

*finally have my own net connection! :kawaii: *

[Zapper]you know with all this going on, I'm surprisedthat Jorrik and Baka-san (from the 1st anime/game crossover) haven't shown up yet...
[Zombie]dood!
[Zapper]what?
[Zombie]you know as well as I do that by just mentioning it, that the almighty authro # 2 of Bar-Buddies (who also is the main guy behind this crossover series) can make it happen right?
[Zapper]well shi-!
[Jorrik]Well if it isn't Zapper and his little friends of idiocy!
[Zombie]dood, half he people here could destroy the planet!
[Jorrik]you forget, who I am...
[Baka-san]That's right! Jorrik-sama is the grandson of the one and only Kage!
[Death]who's Kage?
[Jorrik]On Zaptonia there was once a series of wars called the demon rebellions. they were first orchestrated by a demon with aboslute power called Kage. He could not be killed by anyone. Even the Zaptonian Gods with all their power could only seal him away into a sacred temple. I am his grandson. Though not a strong as Kage, I can still cause mass-universal mayhem.
[Zapper]but, we're kinda busy right now. *points to death/seraph* I'm not sure if even my pegasus form combined with the Seraphim Blade can stop him.
[Zombie].....
[Jorrik]you haven't told him yet Project Zombie?
[Zapper]Told me what?
[Zombie]*looks away*.....Zapper. when you were born, an ancient evil even more terrorfying than Kage attacked the palace. your father fought him to a standstill but almost died. the Zaptonian gods managed to seal the evil, but.....
[Zapper]But what?
[Jorrik]hehehehe...
[Baka-san]They sealed in in you Zapper! there was no sacred temple strong enough to seal him into so they sealed him into you! of the four children of Mangetsu (Zapper's father) you hold the most untapped power! the holy energies inside you are stronger than even the Holy Temple where the Gods' reside! no holy relic or item holds a candle to your holy energies!
[Jorrik]the being inside you is ranked #3 on the top 5 dark beings list. he's earned himself a permanent spot there until he can reach the next level. however since he's sealed in you, that means he can only surface when you surffer from a loss.
[Zapper]like when my hair was cut that one time?
[Jorrik] or during a full lunar eclipse. his name is unknown so everyone just calls him Dark Zapper. his power can destroy anything and his body never can be fully destroyed. he'll always come back with no damage inflicted on him. even if his body was destroyed!
[Zapper]I could end this if he was awakened...but that would mean he could just side with them instead! its too risky!
[Jorrik[you don't have a choice! *cuts his hair*
[Zombie]well, crap...

[death2004]

Seraph: well this sucks......
TC?: yeah....this sucks
Dark Zapper: heheheheheheheh......time to end this! Dark WAVE! *the dark wave slams seraph/death HARD, but to no effect*
SZ: wha???
Seraph: heheheh....a dark attack has no effect on me......let me show you true power!!!! SERAPH'S SMASH!
DZ: ARGH! *is thrown into a mountain*
SZ: holy crap! he threw DZ like a CHEW TOY! *ascending to Esper form*
Seraph: no you dont! THROW! *SZ is thrown into said mountain*
SZ: that is the one and the only seraph.....*passes out*
DZ: hmph! *getting up* pretty good power there...how about some of THIS! DARK SMASH! *a HUGE energy wave is dodged just by a quick step from seraph, but only to find the business end of the Karasawa*
Cid: *powering the Karasawa up* no running!
*the Karasawa fires as DZ attacks Seraph, after the explosion clears, Death, Zapper and TC are all back to normal*
Death: *looking at wounds* did i miss something?
Zapper: just a psychotic rampage......
Death: i take it HE got out then.....
X: according to my scans than yes, 'HE' did get out
SZ: *coming round* owww.......is he gone??
Death: *putting M4 away* yeah...he's gone

[Dr. Weird]

Dr. Weird: we're going, for now
Dr. Wily: agreed...

**the Skull ship warps out to another dimention....**

[death2004]

Death: oooookkkayyyyy.......
Cid: can we move on now?
Death: *getting into Highwind* why not?
*everybody gets on the Highwind*
Death: *noticing something* whoa! do any of you know the coordinates for this*tapping on screen* planet?
Zapper: oh shit.......VH-020
Death: WHAT! you gotta be kidding me!
SZ: whats wrong?
Death: think about it.....VH...Vandal Hearts...X! scan the planet and tell me the year!
X: scan complete, it is approximately(sp?) the Earth year 1899
Death: oh shit.....that is when 'the mess' started...
Zapper: what?
Death: in Vandal Hearts 2, this year is 'the prologue' they STILL haven't opened the 'gate'........

[mrz84]

in a darkened room somewhere...

[mystery villian].....soon....will.....be.....free.....

back to zapper and the others

[Zapper]nothing good can come from this.....
[Zombie]and the academy wqould like to reward Zapper for Understatement of the Year award...
[Zapper]*hits Zombie with mallet-sama*
[Zombie]paaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn...heahahahaha.....
[Zapper]no more Author Space for you...

[death2004]

Zombie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *explodes, then regenerates in an endless loop*
Death: ok... *notices something on the console* wha!?!?!?!?
SZ: what?
Death: i'm picking up a HUGE energy signal from SOL-030
SZ: WHAT!?!?
Death: scanning signa........holy shit!
SZ: WHAT!?!?!?
Death: its a variation of MT....but to use that kind of energy would mean......*gulps* its a MMT-mk.2
SZ: MMT?
Death: considering you own your own AC, i'm surprised you didn't know...but anyhow... an MMT is a Massive Muscle Tracer...
SZ: HOLY SHIT!
Cid: *looking out one of the sealed windows* hey...
*Death and SZ still argue*
Cid: guys....
*no effect on the argument*
Cid: GUYS!!!
*Death and SZ look at Cid*
Death: what?
Cid: is it just me...or is that who i think it is...
Death: *gobsmacked*
SZ: *shocked* but isnt that...
Cid: *interrupting* Roach....in that MAC
SZ: HOLY CRAP A MAC!?!?!?!?!?!?
Death: a whatnow?
SZ: lousy AC amateurs... a MAC is a Massive Armored Core
death: but isnt it a seraph-seph model?
SZ: yeah..... how Roach got his hands on that is beyond me..
X: incoming transmission from the MAC, Death, its for you.....
Death: this is Death2004, who is this?
???: i'm surprised you forgot about me brother.....
death: *eyes wide open, as if in ff6-esque shock* ah crap, what is it roach?
Roach: over the past millenia, all i have heard is 'death this' and 'death that' well... UP YOURS!
Death: you know how our honor system works, you hate me, you duel me....
Roach: duh!!! so then, i'll send you the coordinates of our arena
X: oh shit! these coordinates would put you in great disadvantage
Death: no deal roach, i'll send some coordinates to fight where it is FAIR!
Roach: hmm....FF-072 at 573-893 at 4 o' clock
Cid: WHAT!?!?!? are you out of your MIND!
SZ: what?
Cid: 574-893, that's just outside Rocket town!
Roach: see you there then.....*MAC warps towards FF-072*
Death: X, follow him at same speed
X: Ok then!
*Highwind warps back towards FF-072*

[mrz84]

in yet another darkened room...

[Jorrik]they have taken the bait?
[mystery voice #2]yes, sir. even as we speak they are walking into a trap set up by myself.
[Jorrik]and can they trace it back to us?
[#2]of course not! only Zapper and of course my Project Zombie could possibly figure out it is my doing!
[Jorrik]very well. proceed as planned Syrus.
[Syrus]*a knight clad in purple armor with a pointy-evil-looking goatee and a Gundam-looking helmet turns and leaves the room*
[Baka-san]everything is going exactly as planned Jorrik-sama!
[Jorrik] :angy: STOP CALLING ME JORRIK-SAMA!
[Baka-san]yes Jorrik-sama.
[Jorrik]GAAAHHHH!!!

[death2004]

*meanwhile, in another room*
??: Muhahahahahu! this is going according to plan, Syrus will be executed for High Treason, Death, Roach, Edgar and that annoying little fly Terry will be EXTERMINATED!!!! Muhahahahahu!
??2: Lord Kefka!
Kefka: what is it sergent bob?
S.Bob: Lord Syrus is clocking on to our plan, should we agree to his terms of a conference?
Kefka: if we dont, the Empire-Zaptonia alliance will COLLAPSE! if that happens, we won't get our leader out of those three vessels, we will hit rock bottom and RIOT!
S.Bob: three vessels....sir? but wasnt there only two?
Kefka: somehow no.....unless......i knew it!

*with Roach*
Roach: Wanai! where is the Highwind?
Wanai: about 3.4575 light minutes away sir, they have already landed on FF-072 *quickly changing tone* Sir! Incoming transmission from the Lord!
Roach: patch it through...
Kefka: Roach.... i found something out about your brother.....or should i say.....Death...your ADOPTED brother
Roach: ! what???? he was ADOPTED?
Kefka: thats right, but that's not the start of it.....you see...He is also a vessel for my commander...
Roach: so that's how Seraph got out earlier
Kefka: WHAT!?!?!?!? how was he stopped?
Roach: *scanning history of logs* it seems he was stopped by the MGM-Karasawa
Kefka: shit!

*with us*
Death: *hopping in XIII* well, wish me luck guys!
SZ: why? are your duels in ACs?
Death: yeah....plus i gotta tell you something...
SZ: what?
Death: I was adopted by Roach's mother...you see..just like you i live when i shouldn't, i bend rules by being there, those that stay perfect kill people....put simply, I HAVE NO RULES, which, unsurprisingly only happens...
SZ: *interrupting* with a vessel....
Death: yeah, i am the lost link in Seraph's power....*bringing out an amulet* they discovered 2 people wasn't enough to house him, so they took his guardianship and placed it in this amulet, and once all 3 are together with the Scythe.....then will Seraph be at his full power.....Giga-Seraph, the ultimate evil....
SZ: holy shit! so when Ginger comes....
Death: run for the hills.....

[ZTC]

TC: where would a feind like Zeldark go now... gonna have to search for him in my set of dimentions now...
Yuskue: you want me to come with?
TC: hell, sure, why not?
something big is going down, I can just feel it; I may have to use Megabass...

[death2004]

Death: I have a feeling that Roach has something to do with Kefka........and Seraph...
SZ: hmm...<that bastard!>
Death: well, at any rate i'd best be going *closing AC door, now booming through the smplifier* well, see ya around!

[ZTC]

TC: now to open a sword portal...
Yuskue: it looks like you're just sliceing through the air a lightning symbol...
TC: there, done!
Yuskue: I don't see any--what the?!

**a dimentional portal opens up**

TC: system, activate r/f generator, now engague super mode, grab on Yuskue!
Yuskue: okay... WOAH!! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE??!
TC: heh, an area I call "Trans", it's bassicaly the gateway between dimentions

system: warning, backup system power is at 40% and falling

TC:oh boy...
we're gonna have to make a drop off
=========
Yuskue: great, now where the hell are we?
system: backup power is at 10% and holding
TC: well, from my sensors, somewhere in Japan, during the Feudal Era
Yuskue: so, we're lost
TC: kinda...
man, there's a strong demonic aura here, I wonder...

[Zero Wing]

ZW: Great, I've been flying alone through space, and I have no idea where I'm at...
Hmm... a spacestation, I'll have to check it out

[death2004]

Death: and so continues the insanity.....
Roach: lets just get on with it eh?
ScopeEye: system engaged, weapons operational, new generator and boosters detected, install generic drivers?
Death:*sighing* well i dont have a choice do i??? engage installation!
Roach: ok then....*splitting part of the MAC into an AC with a MWG-Karasawa in both arm units
Rock: Splitting program complete, battle system engaged...

Cid: SPAS12! come in SPAS12!
operator: whaddya want VII?
Cid: XIII is engaging Project Phantasma mk.3
operator: oh shit.....

[Dr. Weird]

Dr. Weird: is it finished?
Dr. Wily: not yet, stop pestering me!
Broly: better be soon, I want to bash some heads in!

[mrz84]

[Zapper]great, another random event...
[Zombie]dood, its not random. its all planned out!
[Zapper]and how do you know this?
[Zombie]when I was brought back from the dead by Syrus, he used a combination of necromancy, highly advanced Zaptonian technology, and ancient runes that can never be removed from my back. one of those runes allows me to regenerate my body no matter how little of it is destroyed. even if my whole body is comletely destroyed, I'll still come back good as new! another one allows me to see things that others can't. kinda a telepathy thing, but sorta limited. and yet another one makes me smile all the time and love disco with an undying passion. there are others, but I don't wanna waste time explaining everything right NOW. maybe later when the author has more time.
[Zapper]I almost forgot that the 4th wall crumbled, burned, and the ashes blown to the wind long ago.....oh well! :kawaii:
[Zombie]you're certainly happy during an inter-dimensional crisis.....

[death2004]

Roach: well then Death, are ya ready for an a55-wh00p1n9?
Death: ah crap....l33t.... *Beta XIII unloads a slow-moving rifle shot, which Roach dodges*
Roach: j00'11 hav3 70 d0 b3773r 7han 7ha7! hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah!
Death: *locking on with SOMETHING* cut the l33t crap d00d! AH CRAP! ITS GOT ME TOO!!!! N00000000000000000000000!!!11oneone *letting 8 MASSIVE missles fly*
Roach: 33p5.....*all 8 missles hit Wanai, effectively vaporising it*
Death: but that ain't Roach, he DESPISES l33t....whats going on???

*An Army camp, circa 86 BC*

????: *yawning* what i nice day to be alive....
????2: HEY!!! ZHOU YU!!! WAKE UP IN THERE!!!!
Zhou Yu: apart from that an......*gobsmacked whilst looking in the mirror, confirming his worst fear* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*back with us*
Death: Power Down Beta XIII, thats all for today!
BXIII: roger! powering......down......*bloop*
Death:*shuddering* huh? looks like SOMEONE's been screwing around the S/T Continuum again......
Zapper: death? you ok?
Death: i'm fine, go watch Edgar re-create that famous battle i was in.... it was quite good last time...
Zapper: ok....*leaving*

*meanwhile....*
Cloud: *looking out of a window, now crapping himself* ermm...Barret...
Barret: *cleaning something, then crapping pants* whatdididonow!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cloud: well...remember what Death said about what we should do if Aila sprouts wings.....
Barret: yeah......
Cloud: well..... she's sprouted wings....blood-red ones too....
Barret: but last time that happened......*bursting out in laughter*
Cloud: *beating Barret with a chair* its not funny, Death would grind you to a pulp for that..... looks like Kragi is screwing with the Wu camp again.......

*back here*
Death: <crap.... wonder how Zhou Yu is.....crap...... Lu Xun is there too..... same predicament.....maybe i should....tell them my different....Predicament>

*in a nearby building*
SZ: where is he?
*to NOONES surprise, Death appears out of a plot-hole*
Death: its great when you can use plot-holes..... anyhow.... looks like we have a little....'problem' with the Wu Dynasty.....more importantly....Zhou Yu and Lu Xun..... what made me crap myself was this....*whispering in Zapper's ear*
Zapper: *all color is drained from his face* crap....ok... i'll tell them...LATER...you'd better leave.... before they start asking questi......
*death has disappeared*
Zapper: i dont know how to put this....but Death has had a Nasty case of....well...i dont REALLY want to say it but....*sighing* he has had.... <oh man...do i REALLY have to say this?> a S/T Continuum influenced.....<oh crap...this aint gonna be good> Destiny Swap *shivering*....but even I dont know what caused this....
Cid: you dont mean......*starts laughing so much he faints*
Death: *appearing on screen* Zapper i know what caused this.... 'influence', i also know what your dark-side's real name is...
Zapper: semi-cool....tell us
Death: once you went berserk during the Seraph Fight, your dark-side travelled to Ancient China... he 'messed around' the Wu camp's main stratagists....Lu Xun and Zhou Yu.... and go figure.... its affected me.... slightly....
Zapper: what does this have to do with Dark-Zapper?
Death: i was getting onto that.... Dark-Zapper's true name is......K.....A.....G.....Zapper....the interference..... *screen goes off*
Zapper: K A G.. 3 letters of a 5-letter name....
Cid: maybe Cloud'll know!
Zapper: maybe....but for now, lets be careful.... dont want his Honey to kick his nuts hard....
Kain: it cant be THAT bad??? can it???
Edgar: youve never met Lily before??? sucks to be you....

<ermm....yeah....long-winded post, but this keeps insanity, randomness and seriousness in order... and as for the back-story behind Zapper's Dark Side(whom i think you'll have figured the identity of out by now) will come in another post, for now, enjoy the random serious insanity left behind by your favorite poster(well...maybe NOT) death2004! see ya around!>

[ZTC]

Yuskue: why's that group of guys in suits coming towards us?
TC: oh boy, that's Agent Smith; not good :sweat:
Yuskue: what do you mean?
TC: this guy can endlessly duplicate endlessly :mad:
Yuskue: great...
????: you need some help, TC?
TC: Inuyasha, it's been awhile!

[death2004]

*in a nearby parking lot, a young woman is kicking some keister(;))*

Man: come on baby! after the fight i'll give ya some lovin!
????: not if i can help it *unleashes a FURIOUS attack, which looks VERY familiar*
Man2: geez Lily, ya one tough B****...
Lily: *delivering a swift kick to the other man's nuts*
Man2: AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*suddenly, a familiar figure walks out of the shadows*
????: well, well, well.... looks like this little girl's been doing her self-defence homework..
Lily: hiya hon!
Death: ermm..hi *obviously blushing* can i ask you some advice?
Lily: sure! fire away!
Death: well...ive got this friend, he's kinda got himself into a little bother....

*meanwhile*
Kain: *all colour is drained from his face* thats.....Lil....Lil...
Cid: *interrupting* Lily??
Edgar: meh...if Death hears this ahem...COMMENTARY about his honey, SOMEONE is going to get stuck in 'the Loop' AGAIN!
Cid: geez Edgar, give it a rest, i took it for ya last time didnt i??? and i would HAPPILY do it again...
Edgar: wonder where Setzer is at the moment???

*meanwhile...somewhere*
Setzer: wonder where Edgar is at the moment??
????: *with a dodgy Italian accent* hey bro! where-a is the food?
Setzer: ok big bro...lemme get the Jelly....
????: coolio...me likey PB+J sandwich...BIG TIME!!1
Setzer: seriously Seph... you gotta give up that brandy man, its making you get insomnia
Seph(sound familiar?): meh...some people have it....some dont...
*insert wierd wooshing sound here*
Seph: hmmm.... it seems to be ANOTHER green, evil vortex radiating out of the potty...AGAIN!!!
Setz: this'll suck... wonder where we goin' this time??
Seph: i hate to wonder....

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Hey, how do I join this RP? (Is this thing on? *kicks connection*)

[death2004]

Death: <oh boy...> *time freezes for a second or 300*

its as simple as this...
listen to this very carefully........you HAVE to have at least 4 people in your party.......for example:

Leader:Reader(insert name and short description of powers here)
char.1: Fave Anime/game char.1(insert name of Game/Anime series here)
char.2: A different char. to no.1(same as with 1 here too)
char.3: take a guess at what goes here?

Death: now then, back to the story *time resumes*

????: damn potty! i oughta break it as SOON as we get back!
????2: geez, at least you have your pants on... speaking of which, did you bring spares Seph?
Seph: ONE spare pair, take 'em, they were yours anyway Setz.
Setz: so THATS where they got to! damn you Seph, when we get home, you are SO getting flushed down our toilet when we get back OK!?!?!?!?!?!?

*meanwhile*
Death:...so what do you think of that situation?
Lily: well, maybe your friend should ask YOU to FIX the problem that was caused by this 'Kragi', maybe THEN your friend's powers will be back to normal, why do you ask?
Death: i just wanted to ask what my friend SHOULD do with this... 'problem'...

*China, circa 86 AD*
Zhou Yu:...and that's when i discovered what had happened!
????: right Zhou Yu, so...what am i supposed to do again?
Zhou Yu: Ce, you're supposed to check Lu Xun in case its happened to him!
Sun Ce: alrightalrightalright! i'll go now! <geez, he's worse than my mom at times...> *leaving tent*
????: *insert REALLY Girly Scream here*
Ce: oh boy, this'll take SOME explaining...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

(OK!! Profile time!!)

Char 1

Name: Dumb Blonde Elf (that's meeee!)

Powers/Weapons: Dagger

Abilities: Spinning Slice (pretty self-explanatory)

Char 2

Name: Ichigo (Bleach!!)

Powers/Weapons: Katana

Abilities: Demon Magic

Char 2

Name: Rukia (from Bleach)

Powers/Weapons: Katana

Abilities: Demon Magic

Char 3

Name: Belldandy (from Oh! My Goddess)

Powers/Weapons: White Magic

Abilities: Any form of Goddess magic

(OK, I'm all done here! :bouncy:)

[death2004]

Death: <now, on with this life> so honey, where do i begin?
Lily: where the problem starts!
Death: 86AD? it would take up most of my energy to get there!
Lily: and...?
Death: *sulking* FINE! i'll go...! *disappears*
Lily: *bringing out a phone, then dialing a number* Sir, he has fallen for the bait... not long now and they'll all be gone...
????: well done Lily, now, about that power i promised...
Lily: *feeling somewhat different* already got it NemeToad!
Neme: heheheheheheh... Seraph WILL fight me again! and this time i'll win!

*meanwhile*
SZ: hmmm... <Death has been missing for...oh...that explains it...>
Zapper: *gobsmacked* but...how...? <Zhou Yu has been... 'tampered with'... nah... too much of an understatement>
Edgar: huh??? <funny, i coulda SWORN Setz was here?>
Cloud: <dammit, the Gabbini Brothers... like i had had enough of them befor...> *doubling over with laughter*
SZ: Cloud? did you get enough Oxygen to your brain?
Cloud: *stops laughing* if you could see what i could, you'd be laughing like this!
SZ: wtf??? <the Gabbinis? what are they... oh...my...god!> *doubling over with laughter*
Zapper: okkk...*disappears*
SZ: dammit! wonder where he got to now?

*China, Circa 86AD*
Death: *suddenly appearing* wow...looks like SOMEONE'S been having fun...AGAIN!
Zapper: *suddenly appearing* wow... how did i get here? and what happened to... <oh...my...god, she is HOTHOTHOT!!!>
Death: <wha??? does he have enough oxygen???> well if i'm correct, we SHOULD hear scream 1 right about...
*Insert REALLY girly scream here*
Death:...now...
Zapper: wow...more hot chicks! *runs off*
Death: *slapping head* Zaptonian mating season... AGAIN!
*insert ANOTHER REALLY girly scream here*
Death: oops... missed the timing already! *running towards the tent that scream 2 came from, only to find a REALLY hot chick there*
Death: good morning, my lady!
????: get out dammit! *throws a mug at Death*
Death: owwww... my friggin' head... <but where is...oh...my...god...> Lu Xun???
Lu Xun: who are you dammit!
Death: its me! Wu Dyla! dont you remember me? Hu Lao Gate, i saved you from Lu Bu?
Lu Xun: oh...sorry young Dylan... thought you were your cousin*shuddering*
Death: ermm...for the record, my name ISNT Wu Dyla, i just go by that here... my real name is... *conversation is interrupted by a Zaptonian scream*
Death: *shrugging* looks like my friend found Zhou Yu...
Lu Xun: ??? Dylan??? what is wrong with you???
Death: look, just refer to me as Death, that way you dont get my friend confused any further, ok? also, stay here whilst i find my friend
Lu Xun: *fingers crossed behind back* ok...
Death: coolio! *leaves, with Lu Xun following*

*meanwhile*
Zapper: but you mean to say that you're a...g...g...guy???
????: yeah... but seeing as how this happened, i guess i 'suit' the criteria that you are looking for *turning around* but as for HOW this happened, i wonder wh...*turning around*
dammit Zhou Yu! you got him scared!

*back with SZ*
SZ: wonder what'll happen to m....*passing out*
*all of a sudden, a small group, all members of which are injured, arrives at the camp*
???? 1: well people, we're here!
???? 2: and where is 'here' DBE?
DBE: the A/GCRPG camp!!!

[ZTC]

**back to feudal era Japan**
Inuyasha: so, you need some help
TC: yeah, maybe...
Yuskue: what?
TC: active F-Drainer wrist blades (they look like Fulgore's hand blades, but can absorb energy)
maybe I can recharge my core power...
Inuyasha: Windscar!
TC: activate speed burner F-Drain wave!

[death2004]

Death: and we return to complete randomness...sponsored by AGN... where the sane people talk!
*China, you can guess when*
Zapper: *breathing in short, heavy gasps* <must...not...trust...mating...instincts!>
Death: *running STRAIGHT into Zapper* oww man...whatch where you... oh...sorry Zapper *:sweat:*
Zapper: no...*drooling over the 'chick' next to death* p..r..o..b..l..e..m..
Death: riiiiight..... *warping Zapper back to present* i'll deal with this myself then...
*somehow, Lily appears*
Death: *hiding behind a tent* its...its...
LX: Lily???
Death: y-y-y-y-yeah... *obviously crapping pants*
Lily: *holding some sort of gift* deathhhhh!!!! oh death!?!? DEATH! WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
LX: *right behind Death* i can see why...
Death: *running into said tent, then passing out*
LX: hmmm...
ZY: he...passed out???
LX: it would seem so...
SC: COME ON PEOPLE!!! BREAKFAST!!!
LX: oh crap... he's on breakfast duty...
Death: *coming round* uhhhh...what the hell happened???
ZY: you passed out in here, we hid you in the closet to stop Ce from seeing you...
Death: so THATS where the weird moth-ball smell was coming from...<dammit! they knocked me out and...hey... where did my armor go??? and why am i fitter??? unless...oh crap, Lily'll go berserk if she sees me like THIS!!!>

*camp, present day*
SZ: death's been gone for ages... i'm gonna check on him... *disappears*
Edgar: <Setz is getting closer, but what is he weari...> *doubling over with laughter*
Cid: and the Highwind Academy would like to give Edgar the award for the longest time to realise what was SOOOOOO funny about Setz and Seph...

*back in China*
Death: <oh boy... looks like SZ is here, so long as he doesnt see my face, then i'll be fin...what...the hell?> *please note that death is looking in the mirror, and is seeing someone different than he actually is* oh....crap....
*SZ walks in, and drops his jaw at what he is seeing*
SZ: <chick heaven!!!! but why does chick 3 look so familiar??? must be one of death's ancestors...>
Death: *not talking deliberatley(sp?)* <oh boy...just as...wait a minute...CHICK 3??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!>

*camp*
Zapper: whoa...something feels so...*passing out*
Aila: this can't be good...*checking Zapper, only to find that 'something' is different* <what the hell is this Zaptonian's problem???>

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Meanwhile, somewhere in Osaka, Japan...

DBE: Hey people!

Ichigo: Hey baby, hey baby hey!

Rukia: Shut up!

DBE: Hey Ichigo!

Belldandy: Oi, SHUT UP!!!

DBE: A slightly weird start, but never mind-

Ichigo: HONEY!!! COME HEEYA!!!!!

DBE: You know, you remind me of someone, Lily maybe? XD;;

[death2004]

*with Death and Co.*

SZ: *drooling* esper....instincts....seducing....
Death: <and the sex academy would like to congratulate SZ for the most seductive sentence...>
ZY: well then... who are you???
SZ: *stops drooling* Slider Zero, Esper and Guardian of Fate! *insert cheap lightning effect here*
LX: well then, I'm Lu Xun, *pointing to ZY* this is Zhou Yu and...*points to where death WAS standing, where there is a note*...nevermind
SZ: hmmmm...*reading note* <Dear SZ, looks like i gotta go before Lily finds out about this, dont show her this...PLEASE??? yours sincerlee(heh, he got that wrong, as usual), Daytona2004(what...the...hell...???)>
ZY: so what does it say??
SZ: gotta go! *follows Death's footprints* <wonder what s/he'd do in a situation like this???>

[Ovi]

*Thought I could join in with you guys. My crew: Ovi (some guy interested in ancient weapons) BT (some powerful vampire guy) and I'll come up with 2 more guys later)

*In a dark castle somewhere in Transylvania*

[BT]*hair falling over red eyes, he is in some sort of cell* Soon... soon my time will come...
[Ovi] *outside the cell, trying to get BT out* Hey, mate, that's what you've been saying for the past year or so, but that's not gonna happen untill I get you out of here
[BT] But now that you've joined the dark side, everything will be much easier
[Ovi] Yeah... sure... I told you that I only joined the dark side since I don't like how 'the good side' or 'the light side' or even 'the bright side' sound. It just seems... I don't know... it's just not my style
[BT] You're style is the same as mine... evil runs through your veins
[Ovi] Look, that's only because I, like you, was born in Transylvania. If I had been born in... I don't know... Moldova for example you wouldn't even mention evil or anything like that
[BT] That would depend which Moldova. The region of Romania, or The republic?
[Ovi] Let's say the region of Romania
[BT] Then I would, because Transylvania is also a region in Romania, so I would claim that they are one and the same.
[Ovi] *sigh* Yeah, whatever...
[BT] *eyes flash red* Get out the way of the door
[Ovi] :confused: What?
[BT] *raises arm and door flies from the cell*
[Ovi] :odd: couldn't you have done that years ago?!
[BT] Let's just get out of here...
[Ovi] Where to?
[BT] How 'bout we go find that Death guy?
[Ovi] Death2004? I suppose we could try

[death2004]

*China, take a guess when*
SZ: <wonder where he'll be...>
????: well well well..... if it isnt Slider Zero... tell me, how is life without me???
SZ: get lost NemeToad!!!
Neme: oh, i see, you dont want to know where your friend is...
SZ: *silently cursing* alright then, tell me...
Neme: there are 7 tents in this camp, 2 buildings, and an altar, re-arrange them into a shape and tell me what it is...
SZ: *doing so* a...circle?
Neme: DINGDINGDING!!! you're right! so tell me where an Altar would go in a circle...
SZ: the middle... *runs off* THANKS NEME!

*with Death*
Death: *throwing up* ughh...i havent done this in millenia... *continuing the toilet attack*
SZ: DEATH??? DEATH??? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Death: *nearly crapping pants* OVER HERE!!!
SZ: *going to the alley* there you are! whats with the note?
Death: what note?
SZ: the one in YOUR handwriting that was signed off by DayTona2004
Death: *stiff as a board* but...she's dead...
SZ: what!?!?!?!?!?
????: SLIDER ZERO!!! GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!
SZ: ermm.... can i...
Death: be my guest...
????: there you are Slider, now, explain this disappearence of yours!!!
SZ: seriously Ging... you GOTTA go now!
Ginger: nuh-uh! i'm staying until you explain!
Death: <Seraph here we come...>
Ginger: what's his deal?
SZ: you dont wanna...whoa...*passing out*
Death: dammit...3rd time thats happened here... *drags SZ into a tent*
Ginger: will he be ok?
Death: meh, i'd be more worried about his memory than his body... speaking of which, why do you look SOOOO familiar???
Ginger: i dunno, i guess...oh crap... so THATS where the Guardian of T/D went...
Death: :sweat: i guess this means the insanity here can go out the window??
Ginger: NOPE!!!
Neme: WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU SZ?!?!?!?!?
Death: *ascending to Atma Form* looks like i gotta finish Toad's job!
SZ: *coming round* wha... NemeToad???

[Slider Zero]

SZ: this is getting out of hand....there are just too many things waiting to hand the universe it's ass out and about right now..
Ginger: ......and you're excluded, right? [/sarcasm]
SZ: Very funny[/sarcasm] but no. at least I can CONTROL my powers...speaking of which, exactly why did you come hunting me down? usually I have to look for YOU.
Ginger: Remember the plan B that we discussed?
SZ: .............
Ginger: I found a way to make it workable.
SZ: Well....that's all good and nice, but there's one slight problem with that.
Ginger: and that is?
SZ: Turns out that we ended up with the light half of mr. insaneo. the Dark half is split among the other major guardians....at least, that's what I'm gathering...
Ginger: .....must've happened after we nearly got our asses handed to us the last time we faced 'im down. ANYWAY, since we've worked out that little problem for now, we have some catching up to do.
SZ: The Hell We Do. *Breaks out the PS2* I just got Tekken 5 and I have an Asswuppin with your name on it. *selects Bryan*
Ginger: do you? alright then, BRING IT! *Selects Nina*

--==Space Assault Carrier Broadsword==--

Hershey: please don't tell me they're doing dimensional shifts now...
Billy: yes, they are.
Hershey: well shit.....NALL?
NALL (Broadsword's onboard AI): yo?
Hershey: track Chewie's D-Arc....I get the feeling that we need to catch up to him really soon...or else...oh yeah....how's Cortana Holding up?
NALL: ......oh...she's FINE....we're having a GRAND time [/sarcasm]
Hershey and Billy: .........
NALL: at least Lucia was nice enough to recognize that this is MY turf.....but noooo.....Cortana has to be a bitch about it just because she can't find her precious Master Chief....
Hershey: not like we need 'im anyway.....Samus is overkill enough, and she's grouped with some of the most powerful warriors in the universe to boot....short of an X-parasite invasion, they're fine.
Cortana: what the hell is an X-parasite? and why do you idiots keep acting like the flood is not a threat?
NALL: simple, bitch: they aren't. hell....a single omega metroid would have a field day with your "flood".....and THEN come back for more.
Cortana: and your X-Parasite is somehow better than this?
NALL: Alright, I'll explain this the HARD way: the Flood take bio-organic matter from sentient life and use it as food. a side effect of this is that this also allows them to mutate the dead bodies of the once-food source to create new flood. The X, however, do no such thing...instead, they just infest whatever they come across, and copy it's dna and memory patterns....then kills it off once they've replicated enough. Unlike your Flood, X are damned near unkillable, only top-of-the-line shielding can even hope to stop them, and the worst part: they can assume the form of any creature or person that they've gotten the DNA Data for....and they can do it without anyone noticing until it's too late. Compared to your Flood, the X are nightmares. as such, the Metroids were created for the sole puropse of ridding the universe of the X threat.
Cortana: ...............this can't be true.
Hershey: it is. You want proof, run a check on SAmus Aran, recent data.
Cortana: Checking...............................bullshit. there is no way that this guy...whoever he is...is immune to the X.
Hershey: GalFed still hasn't updated thier databanks? or is this just the PUBLIC DB?
NALL: likely the public DB. it's damn near common knowledge that Samus is a GIRL.
Cortana: .......................
NALL: your precious chief not sounding too hot after all, is he? bwahahaha
Lucia: can it before I let I-Zero out of his cage.
NALL: damn....you ruin all my fun....
Hershey: which reminds me....why exactly are you with us again?
Lucia: Maverick Hunter Protocol. Unit 99 was scheduled for a restructuring and strenghening, which is long overdue: if judged by where they should be NOW, they are severely underpowered. I was sent to provide tactical assistance to the operator Shuichon.
Ami: *walking in from the kitchen area* please.....She doesn't need help. She has a direct link to the Sudbucket herself.
Billy: yeah....I'd say that she's set pretty much.
Lucia: and I'd say that as well, seeing as how "the Sudbucket" is the backup AI for just about everything in existence, but orders are orders.
Hershey: heh.....that's why I quit the military....but I still wonder....

...........how the hell did Chewie get the most powerful AI in existence for his PERSONAL use?

--==Back on planet (wherever this is supposed to be...)==--

SZ: alright then...everything's set?
Blues: pretty much.
Tails: ehh...yeah...
Ginger: fine on my end.
SZ: good deal....now, assuming that Mr. Murphy keeps his head turned for just a bit longer, we may be able to pull this off....oh yeah....Sis, where the hell is my Girlfrend?
Ginger: probably hunting down Geese to kick his ass again. Who knows?
SZ: ................<please just take this one and be happy...>
<Murphy: you're kidding, right? there is WAAAY too much potential here. that was just icing on the cake.>
SZ: .......well.....scratch that...we're screwed. Just let me know if you see a redhead besides G kicking much ass....I'll try to contain the beast past then. any questions?
Tails: nope, but on a side note, I'm glad that Sandra is nowhere near as bad as Zoe is.....
Blues: that girl is what....2nd most dangerous thing in the universe?
SZ: RUB IT IN ALREADY....just pray that she didn't find Terry or Rock....

--==Geese Tower, same planet==--

Geese: DAMN YOU, TERRY BOGARD!!!! I'LL BE BACK!!!
Terry: sure you will....
Rock: do you have to do this every single time?
Terry: yes. BEsides, She wanted to see it live.
Rock: oh yeah. I remember now....
Zoe: a lot easier than it sounds, though...and here I thought that Geese was supposed to be GOOD or something....

__________________________________

Death, you are now free to maul that however you see fit. and Zapper, Nice look on the Colonel.exe av.....but Zero could still kick his ass.

As for the rest of you newbies, welcome, Enjoy the randomenss, and pray that I can manage to salvage some plot form Death's brain meltdown!! :)

[ZTC]

**Japan, Feudal Era**
TC: man, I finally recharged my Level 2&3 power tanks, I should be good for a while now...
Inuyasha: I'll be seein you then.
Yuskue: um, what's that up ahead?

[in a deep, booming voice]
I AM THE GRANS MASTER, SENT BY ZELDARK TO DESTROY YOU
TC: it's time then... (computer), start the b/f power generator, then switch to M-Type

[death2004]

(SZ, you underestimate my plot powers here... :sly: )

*with Death*
Death: *:sweat:* okkk......
Neme: hmmph... death2004 no? doesnt matter, i can still kick your ass anyday!
Death: *going into melee stance* oh really? since last time you needed your EX form just to MATCH me in my normal form...
Neme: enough! *going into melee stance(the same one as Death's, for information)*
Death: hmmph... *The Rock(the FFVI theme) plays* DIEEEEE!!!! *throws a HUGE punch, which is easily blocked*
Neme: hmmph... like i go down that easily!*punches Death, only HARDER, and hits*
Death: GAHHHH!!! *gets thrown into a wall* GURGHH! *bluffs Neme with his hand, then delivers a solid crouching roundhouse kick*
Neme: hmmph... *unleashing a HUGE kick at Death, turning him around, then hits Death in the back so hard, part of Death's spine shatters*
Death: NOOOOO!!!! *falls to ground, crying*
Neme: you're going to die here...alone... *strangles Death with his undershirt*
Death: No...i...cant...die...yet...*dies from the strangling*
Neme: you were a fine warrior Death... *producing some sort of fireball, which floats down to Death, covering him with an eerie glow*...have your revenge warrior... our paths WILL meet again!
Death: *gives out a final tear* not mine... Seraph's and yours will cross again... not ours...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*In Osaka*
DBE: Well, where the HELL are we?
Rukia: Yeah?
Belldandy: Calm down, demon bitches
Ichigo: DBE!!!!! *tries to hugglez*
DBE: Get. The. Hell. AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Ichigo: Don't be like that honey
DBE: Like what???
Ichigo: Like, all, mean and whatnot
DBE: You mean my natural temperament???
Ichigo: Uh, *mumbles* yeah.
DBE: What?
Ichigo: *whispers* Yeah
DBE: Well, this wil only hurt for a second
Ichigo: ????
DBE: *slashes with dagger*
Rukia: Nice one, killing an aquatence (sp?)
Ichigo: I...be...aliiiiiiive.
DBE: Aww, you were pissing me off
Belldandy: DAMNIT *slaps the demon across the face*
DBE: You little bitch! *reaches up to slap back*
Ichigo: *pins her down*
DBE: GET OFF ME DAMNIT!!! *slaps Ichigo*
Rukia: Jesus Christ...
DBE: *slaps Belldandy*
Ichigo: Bitchfight, w00t!
Belldandy: Demon filth!
DBE: Angel bitch!
Rukia: CALM DOWN!!!!
Ichigo: Honey, stay calm... SLAP!
DBE: SHUT UP ICHIGO!
Belldandy: Oooh, like I'm scared of a DE- SLAP!!!!
DBE: BITCH!!!
Belldandy: BITCH!!!
Ichigo: Honey, I-
DBE: SHUT IT!!!

[death2004]

Death: *randomly appearing* ok... *drags DBE away from Bellandy* thats enough... i'm taking you to see Z, *disappears*
Ichigo: THEIVING BASTARD!!!

*with Zapper*
Zapper: ...
SZ: ...
Death: *suddenly appearing* hey gu... what the hell are you looking at me like that for!?
SZ: but you just died...
Death: didnt you read my script...
SZ: *reading script* oh yeah...
Lily: DEATH2004! GET YOUR FAT @$$ OUT HERE NOW!!!
Death: *crapping pants* eep... *drawing Janenba* you little grassy Bitch!
Lily: huh???
Death: come on, i know you told NT where i was... *splitting Lily in two* well that's that done...

[ZTC]

*Cue Final Fantasy 5 big boss music*
TC: you think you can take us down?
Grans Master[GM]: not only, but I will!
Yuskue: Shotgun!
what?! nothing happened!
Onboard Computer System[CS]: phase #1 complete, starting phases #2 & #3
Inuyasha: Wind Scar!
GM: nothing you do can stop me!

**space station; unknown location**
ZW: great, where the hell am I now?
nobody here, gotta find some food...
I don't like the looks of this...

[death2004]

Death: look, i have 0% as to how this happened... all i know is that it did...
SZ: and this has to do with us...HOW?
Death: *slapping head* looks like i'm not the only one having a 'brain meltdown' huh SZ?
SZ: i stand corrected...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

DBE: WHO THE HELL IS Z????
death 2004: *randomly appearing* A doctor hun.
DBE: I don't need no f***ing doctor!
Rukia: The hell you do!
DBE: The hell I don't!
Rukia: THE HELL YOU D- *burnt by death 2004*
Ichigo: Meep, will he do that to ME if I hit on her????
DBE: Rukia didn't hit on me DAMNIT!!!
death 2004: *drags demon bitch away*
Belldandy: Bye byes demon!
DBE: *struggles* JESUS I AM GONNA KILL YOU ANGEL FREEEEEEEEAAAAAK!!!!
death 2004: Shut up!
DBE: Make me!
death 2004: *tapes mouth*
DBE: YOU LITTLE BAST-*taped*
death 2004: Jesus Christ, some peace!
DBE: *struggling wildly*
death 2004: The hell with it! *untapes*
DBE: Meh!

[death2004]

Death: Z is no ORDINARY doctor, he is a TRAINING doc... meaning you can practise ALLL you like...
DBE: *:bouncy::bouncy:*
Death: STOP BOUNCING DAMMIT! *signals SZ*
SZ: what?
Death: help me here! she wont stop bouncing!
SZ: *:sweat:* hehehhe... looks like Mr.Insaneo needs his anger management!
Death: *:mad2:* GRRR...*drops DBE and beats SZ to a pulp*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*at that doctor's place*
DBE: The hell! Don't drop me DAMNIT!
Death: *freezes time* Oops! *unfreezes and continues beating SZ*
SZ: WHY DO YOU BEAT ME?
Death: I DO NOT NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!
DBE: The hell he doesn't!
SZ: No hun, YOU DO!
DBE: THE HELL I DON'T!
Death: *beats SZ to a pulp with DBE*
DBE: *:bouncy: :bouncy:*
Death: MY GOD!!!!!
DBE: *mid bounce* Huh?
Death: STOP BOUNCING DAMNITTTTT!!!

[death2004]

Death: :odd: guuuooo... *passing out*
SZ: finally, some peace!
DBE: na-uh! *continues SZ's punishment*
SZ: WHEN DOES IT STOP!?!?!?!?!?

*Death's Mind, flashback*
Death: owww... HEY! where the hell am i in 86AD?
????: the closet in the Wu camp!
Death: ZY? is that yo... *drooling* whoaaa....ZY's a chick... *drooling*
ZY: and look at you... DIANA!
Death: what??? Di... oh shit!!!
*deaths REAL body(the one that's passed out) disappears to the public toilets(the Porta-loos!) *

Death: *waking up* ughh... that dream's been haunting me f... oh FUCK! *noticing his armour has gone 'Slimline' again* this will NOT be good!!!

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

DBE: What am I doing here?
Death: OMG you followed my flashback!!!
DBE: I'm STUCK in this flashback???
SZ: Let's leave her to rot, demon filfth!!!
Death: Let's not!
DBE: Yes, let's SET ME FREE
Death: Er, how?
SZ: Hehehehehehehe
Death: *punches SZ*
SZ: Owww
DBE: Be quiet and get me the hell out!!!
Death: Shut up demon!
DBE: OMG you're called DIANA!!!
Death: Er, yes *blushes wildly*
SZ: Hehe- *passes out*

[death2004]

Death: this is one ALTERNATE UNIVERSE that has been haunting me in my dreams... *shudder*
DBE: ohhhhh!
Death: this...isn't my flashback... so why the hell is the grainy effect still here???
SZ: *coming round* owww... maybe it's because you're still po'ed at that dream???
Death: maybe... *clears head* nope... still like this... but whatever caused this caused... *points to slimmer figure*...that
SZ: heheheheheheheheheheheheh... *:bouncy:*
Death: GUOOOOOO!!! SZ!!!
SZ: crap...
Death: dont make fun of my fucking name dammit!
SZ: yes... *mumbling* Dylan...
Death: DONT EVER CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME!!!
DBE: he needs anger management...
Death: *giving SZ a swift Shoryu-Ken* now then, may the story con... *notices his phone is ringing* wha...? that's not MY ringtone... *checks phone* and... it's MY number!?!?!?!?!? *answers* hello... *face goes pale*
????: *singing an old song(DBE'll know which one :sly: )*
Death: *cancelling call, then checking the T/D on the call* 19:18pm GMT on... the tenth of March??? that's tomorrow... !!! oh shit... but i don't have... crap... *walks over to toilet again* gotta go, Nature calls! heh... *entering toilet*
SZ: what...the...fuck...?
DBE: now for some TORTURE!!!
SZ: OH FUCK NO!!!
DBE: *performs Spin-Slash* heheheheh
SZ: OH FUCK!!! MY NUTS!!!
Death: *poking head out* W00T! W00T!

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

DBE: Right, I'm confused, and if there is one thing you learn about confused demons, they AREN'T NICE TO YA!!!
SZ: Jesus, I'll say they aren't!
Death: W00t W00t!!!
DBE: WHO WAS THAT ON THE PHONE????
Death: OMG, she sounds like Lily!
DBE: LILY??????
SZ: Heh heh
Death: SHUT IT SZ! Yes, Lily
DBE: Lily!
SZ: Girl troubles gotcha down Death?
DBE: Want another little taster of things to come? *threatens*
SZ: Hell no!
Death: Good, then wait, er, WAYYYYY over there.
DBE: OMG I'm stuck in an alternative universe!!!! *get scared and panics*
SZ: Hehe, vulnerable demon!
Death: *stabs SZ* So are we.
DBE: Oh, I'm not alone! *hugglez*
SZ: HEHEHE! *imitates DBE*
DBE: You little! *performs Spinning Slash*
SZ: I is dizzy!
DBE: *falls over* Me too!
Death: GOD! *passes out from insanity overload*

[death2004]

Death: *coming round* shiiittt... that fucking hurt...
SZ: *getting up* no kidding... <i swear i'll get that bitch for doing that>
Death: ahem... *dices SZ up into ickle pieces, then heals SZ*
SZ: owwww...
Death: get over it... unl... *face going pale again* that...wasn't Lily...
SZ: then who... oh shit... but she died!
Death: but then again, so did Lily *points to whatever's left of Lily's body*
SZ: dude, stop doing th... i meant dudet..
Death: FOR FUCKS SAKE SZ!!! *Shoryu-Ken time!!!*
SZ: owwww... *slices Death into ribbons, then brings out a counter* Ribbons for sale! come and get your Ribbons! Magical shielding Ribbons, come and get them! only 200 of them in the universe!

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

DBE: Ooh ribbons!
Death: Yes!
SZ: Owwwwwww, I is in PIECES
DBE: Of ribbons!
SZ: *mutters* Airheaded demon bitch...
DBE: EXCUSE ME but I heard that~
SZ: And?
Death: And she'll mutilate ya further!
DBE: You bet! *mutilates*
SZ: Owwww!!!
DBE: Hehe, you CHIBI!!!
SZ: Charming
Death: Yes.
DBE: ANYWAY, so we're stuck in an alternative universe and none of us are who we used to be???
Death: Er, yes.
DBE: And I would be?
SZ: You is Lily! *drools*
DBE: *slaps* Lily? But she's dead!
Death: Oh no...

[ZTC]

*meanwhile*
Yuskue: wow, what's with the black armor?
TC: this is my MegaBass form, I'd rather not go into the details, but I have the additional strength and power of Bass (Forte) :sb:
BUSTER CHARGE BLAST LEVEL 5!
Inuyasha: woah, where did that big freak go now?
TC: gone; deactivate MegaBass. I'm going, you coming Yuskue?
Yuskue: :odd: yeah...

****what awaits for the two in the present world****

*Space Station*

ZW: this looks familiar...
[blam!]
what the?! zombies? now I know why this is so familar, it's from Doom!

[death2004]

Death: well...this is suckage...
SZ: word, I'm surprised mr.insaneo didn't show his face
Death: don't mention him...
*to no-one's surprise, SZ goes all freaky*
Death: well... suckage...
SZ?: yeah! muhahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Death: and when things can't get any worse... *drawing a NORMAL short-sword* what the hell??? where did CB go??? meh... AU... makes sense...
Cid: well... this sucks... it's Seraph...
SZ/Seraph: *impaling death with Fusion* muahahahahahahahahahah!!!! *attempts to throw Death into the lava*
Death: no... not now! *grabbing Fusion* DIE!!! *throws SZ/Seraph into teh lava, but falls with him...*

[ZTC]

Yuskue: this place looks familair...
TC: great, were back death's dimentional set
Yuskue: looks like Highwind up ahead
TC: might as well check it out... *sighs*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*Meanwhile, teh demons are getting restless...*
DBE: WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW???
Rukia: Yeah, where the heck are we???
SZ: Demon rebellion, SCARY!
Death: Er, well, the thing is, we're not entirely sure...
DBE: *cry cry cry* I WANNA GET OUT!!!!
Rukia: YEAH!
SZ: HEHE, they is trapped for all eter-
Death: SHUT UP SZ!
DBE: *cry cry cry more*
Death: Jeez.
SZ: Hehe!
DBE: *cry cry cry* I want out of here NOW!!!!!
SZ: Er, NEWSFLASH honey! You're stuck there!
Rukia: Seriously????
DBE: O...*cry*M...*cry*G...*cry*
Death: Don't cry!
Rukia: WHY NOT?
DBE: Sorry! *cry cry cry*

[death2004]

(ermm... Death is dead for now...)

Cid: DEATH!!!! NOOOO!!!!!
Kain: o...m...f...g...
Edgar: *stiff as a board*

*meanwhile, some 300 miles away, a young man with an unusually-styled brownish-silver hairdo is waking up...*
????: *waking up* wha??? didn't I die??? and when did I have brownish-silver hair?
inner voice: this bitch of a planet seems to be enjoying this Death...
Death: owww... my hand... *looks at hand* shiiiittt... just like SZ's... but when was I a half-Esper???
I.V.: the fuck i know...
Death: meh, better get back to DBE and teh others... I just hope i can explain this... *jumps off the island*

{Heheheheheheh... Death is in deep shit now, but what happened to him??? what happened to SZ, who died with Death? have they been fused against their will??? only time will tell...}

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Meanwhile, teh demons aren't exactly thrilled...

DBE: WHERE THE HELL IS DEATH????
Belldandy: Shut up ya demonic peabrain!!!!!
Rukia: No you shut up, angel bitch!
DBE: *takes out dagger* I'll make you sorry!!!
Ichigo: *reappearing* Put the dagger do- *SLASHED*
Rukia: Someone's getting a litle bit pissed off!
DBE: What do you except, huh?
Ichigo: *bleeding* C-catfight!
DBE: *slashes Rukia*
Rukia: *draws katana* Time to get rid of you!!
Belldandy: These demons are a fucking thorn in my side!!!!
Ichigo: *drags DBE*

Meanwhile wherever Death is...

Death: How the hell am I gonna explain this to DBE and the others?
SZ: Dunno man, pretty amusing actually!
Death: Well lets get back, and hope she doesn't kill us...
SZ: A little late for that!
Death: Anyway, lets get the hell outta here!
SZ: OK!
Death: *arrives where DBE etc are*
DBE: AND WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU AND SZ??????????????????????????????????????????
Death: I..uh...
Rukia: Explain yourselves or leave right now!
SZ: Lets gooooooooo!
Death: Lets not
Belldandy: Er, what THE HELL happened????
Death: Nothing, nothing
DBE: YA CALL THAT NOTHING??????????????????
Rukia: Looks like a "something" to me!
Death: Gotta go! Explanations later!

[death2004]

Death: craaaapppp....<what happened to us?>
SZ: <dunno... but you threw me in...>
DBE: ???
Rukia: okayyy... *glaring*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

DBE: SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Death: Well, we're not entirely sure...
SZ: Yes we are.
Death: NO WE'RE NOT *tapes SZ's mouth*
DBE: Well? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???????? *glare*
Rukia: *interjecting* Er, yeah, what did happen???
DBE: KEEP OUTTA THIS BITCH-FACE!
Ichigo: Here we go again! *chair and popcorn appears*
Rukia: *slap*
DBE: *claws*
Death: *drags DBE by her long hair*
DBE: OWWWW! DAMNIT DEATH!!!!
Rukia: HEHEHEHEHE!
DBE: You shut up!
SZ: Stupid demons, always catfighting!
Belldandy: Jeez, they're fighting again???
Death: Yes
DBE: LET GO!!!!!!!!!!! *struggles*
SZ: Struggle all ya like princess, you aint gettin' outta that in a hurry!
DBE: DON'T CALL ME PRINCESS!' *wriggles desperately*
Rukia: *points* Hahaha! You're sooooooo crazy and stupid!
DBE: *swipes at Rukia's cheek angrily*
Rukia: You little!!!!!
SZ: *ties up DBE's hands*
DBE: Get. The. Hell. AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Death: Shut up!

[death2004]

(heheheheh, SZ is CURRENTLY in teh back of Death's mind... XD )

Death: now then, if you're going to have catfights, don't expect me to play nice to stop you... GOT IT!!!
DBE and Rukia: *nodding*
Death: good...good...
SZ: <Death... we got a problem...>
Death: huh? <what now SZ!?!?>
SZ: <there's a weird presence nearby, it feels LIKE that of both Carth and Sarama...>
Death: shit... RUNNNN!!!!

[ZTC]

TC: this isn't good...
Yuskue: what is it?
TC: another dimentional rift is forming, be ready
Yuskue: great...

comp: dimentional distortion 5 meters north

TC: something's coming out of there--
wait! that's death running out of there!
Yuskue: this ought to be interesting *sighs*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Meanwhile, teh catfighting demons are totally confused now....

DBE: .........
Rukia: Teh silent??
DBE: ................
Belldandy: Finally, some peace!
DBE: .........
Ichigo: Well say something then!
DBE: ...............
Rukia: *slaps*
DBE: ............ *slaps*

[death2004]

Death: ...??? when did DBE go silent?
Rukia: *shrugging* something to do with Evangelion...
Death: O_o... okay... *running off*
DBE: ... *follows*
Death: craaaap!!! *stops, drawing Fusion*
DBE: ???
Death?: DIEEE DEMON BITCH!!!

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

DBE: ..........
Death: You're quiet recently...
DBE: *glances up* And?
Rukia: Hehe, she's gone all Rei-ish!!
DBE: *sighs*
Ichigo: Hey, that looks fun! *tries to go silent*
DBE: *sighs again*
Belldandy: Leave her be, if she wants to be like that.
DBE: *sighs*
Everyone else: *leaves*
DBE: *silently disappears*

[death2004]

Death?: HELLOOOO!!! *punches Rukia*
Rukia: THAT'S IT ESPER-BOY!!! YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT!!!
DBE: *gulp*
Ichigo: W00T! FIGHT!!! *gets closer, only to meet a 7 ft. long katana*
Death?: Leave us be... or i'll go ULTRA-NOVA on your ass!

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

DBE: .............
Rukia: SAY SOMETHING BITCH!!!!
DBE: .............
Rukia: *pulls at her weird blue dress* And what the hell is this?
Death: Er, the weird school uniform that she always wears??
Rukia: Oh right, of course *slaps DBE*
DBE: *gasps*
Belldandy: Don't slap her for no reason, demon bitch!
Rukia: OK, HEY WHO ARE YA CALLING DEMON BITCH????
DBE: ....................... *sighs*
Death: Well say something damnit!
DBE: Oh, OK
Rukia: Yay!
Belldandy: Stupid chattering demons...

[death2004]

SZ(yeah, he's took control): please stop this nonsense DEMON BITCHES!!!
Rukia and DBE: *nod* DIEEE!!! *slap*
SZ: owwwww...
Death: *regaining control* phew...

[ZTC]

*whilst ^ & ^^ are arguing*

Yuskue: where are we now?
TC: dunno now... who's that up ahead?
???: Hi, my name is Chrono; what brings you to these parts?
TC: :sweat:

[death2004]

Death: *looking around* If i didn't know better, I'd say that pretty much every fucking hero in the fucking universe is here!
Kain: and subordinates...
Death: *drawing a pike* Kain, did i ever tell you about Eclipse?
Kain: meep... *hides behind a rock and starts throwing bottles*
Cid: *sighing* jesus... *throws a bottle at Kain*
Death: STOPP IIIITTTT!!! *impales Cid and Kain on Eclipse*
SZ: <I be confuzzled...>
Death: you're not the only one...
Edgar: *pokes Death with a spear* and did i tell you about Typhoon?
Death: i stand corrected...

[Zero Wing]

ZW: too many demons...
Looks like I'm on Mars' moons...

If anything I hope I don't go to where I think this is gonna lead to... :mad2:

[death2004]

Edgar: I'll give you a billion smackers if you drink a bottle of that...'stuff'
Death: the 'BP'?
Cid: *going Japanese all of a sudden* Nani???
Death: dude... if you're gonna say what, then just say whatt's easier to understand...
Cid: okies...
Kain: i think Cid has a crush on DBE... *doubles over in laughter*
Death: whhhaaaaa??? *beats Kain up with a brick*
Cid: so the insanity returns... *throws a bottle at Death*
Death: *feels the bottle smash* WHO...THREW...THAT...!?!?!?
Edgar: HOLY SHIIIITTT!!!
Cid: what?
Edgar: when Death wakes up tomorrow, he's gonna find that he has to endure ANOTHER insane period of feminism...
Cid: *confused* whhaaaa???
Kain: *knocking Cid out with a similar bottle* let's see how you like it!
Edgar: *knocking Kain out with a bottle* watch, Death hits me with a bottle ne*knocked out by a bottle*
Ginger: *holding a smashed bottle* what?

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*Meanwhile, in a strange place in Japan*

Rukia: What are we doing here???
DBE: *shrugs*
Belldandy: Oh, *snorts* like I know!
Ichigo: Wow, this is a weird place
DBE: Yah ~
Rukia: OK, I'm bored of it
DBE: Bored of it??? It's KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ichigo: :sweat:
DBE: Nani??
Rukia: It's pretty cute, ne?
Ichigo: ???????
DBE: It's really kawaii, NE??????????????????????????????????????
Ichigo: *nodnods*
Rukia & DBE: Yay ~

*a strange figure appears...*

[death2004]

Death: *looking around* OH SHIT!!!! where's Chi-C... i mean DBE!?!?
Cid: DBE??? try Japan...somewhere...
Death: *sigh* oh well... *disappears, taking Cid, Kain and Edgar with him*

*meanwhile...*
????: FIIIRRRREEEEE!!!
????2: WHERE!!!
????3: there is no fire Mi...
Mi: dammit Seph, you ruin my fun!!!
Seph: hey, Lu's worse...
Lu: PYROMANIACCCC!!! *throttles Mi*

*with Death*
Death: *appearing* wait... *poking head in portal* SHUT UP AND STOP IT!!!
Lu: okies... *lets go of Mi*
Death: thank you... *brings head back through*
Cid: now lets go...fi...nd... DB...E...*passes out*
Death: what a lightweight!!!
Kain: guoooo... *passes out*
Edgar: ohhhh shiiittt...*passes out*
Death: am I the only one who ISN'T a liight...weight... ooohhh... i'm feeling lightheaded... *passes out*
????: *falling on Death* where's... HOLY SHIT!!! HEYYY!!! DBE!!! WE GOT SOME BP CASULTIES!!!
DBE: *rushing over, then shaking head*
????: don't you owe SOMEONE a kiss???
Rukia: Fuck off Spiky!!!

[ZTC]

Chrono: your friends are strange
Yuskue: yeah...
TC: I sense something coming...
Chrono: what!? That looks like Magus!
TC: great...

[death2004]

Death: *coming round* uughhh... embarrassment begins... *runs off to a nearby store*
Cid: *also coming round* ooowwww... AHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!? *lighting one up*
Edgar: Heh... unlucky y... HOLY SHIT!!! *runs after Death*
Kain: and...???
Cid: *pointing to his new body* what'd ya think? why aren't you affected???
Kain: i think i am... excuse me... *goes to a bush*
Death: 5...4...3...2...1...
Kain: *near-girly scream* OH MY GOD!!!
Cid: you're back in the room...
Death: whhhaaaa??? *confused*
Spiky: heh... BP VICTIMS!!!
Death: speak for your fucking self CLOUD!!!
Cloud: heh... heh... *runs off in hiding*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*Meanwhile, in Japan, the girls aren't faring too well*

DBE: *clutches her head*
Rukia: I'm bored
Belldandy: Me too
Ichigo: What am I supposed to do???? It's not my fault you're all... whatever!
Rukia: We're all what??
Ichigo: I don't know. What's up with her? She's quiet again *points to DBE*
Belldandy: Dunno, maybe she's sick or something.
DBE: *still clutches her head*
Rukia: *whacks her on the head* HELLO??? ANYONE THERE????
DBE: *runs off*

(You decide what to post Death, I'm sleep-deprived right now ~)

[death2004]

Death: *randomly appearing*
Rukia: ...and...who are you?
Death: *raises an eyebrow* It's me, Death!
Rukia: last i checked, Death was a guy!
Edgar: *runs up to Death, out of breath(hey, that rhymes!)*
Ichigo: ... *doubles over in laughter*
Edgar: *pokes Ichigo with Golden Spear*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Rukia: You're a girl???? O_O ROFL
Death: Yes! Don't laugh!
Ichigo: *sniggers* Why not?
Death: *gets out Golden Spear* Because I SAID SO.
Ichigo: Okay, okay, good reason!
Death: Where the hell is DBE?
DBE: *coming over* Someone needs me?
Death: Nah, not really.
DBE: Yes. *continues reading her book alone*
Rukia: Weird child.

[death2004]

Death: so...? maybe I... forget it...
Rukia: *VERY wildly guessing* love her?
Death: *embarrassed* heh... :sweat:
Edgar: *rolls his/her eyes* typical... oh yeah... *takes the Golden Spear from Death* that's mine!
Cid: *drags Edgar away from Death* if you want to say 'typical' at least try NOT to roll your eyes... it's kinda embarrassing...
Edgar: *thwacks Cid* is not!
Cid: *thwacks Edgar back* IS SO!!!
Death: *sighs, then starts to read his own book* typical...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Rukia: WTF are you guys DOING?
Death: Reading.
Belldandy: You know, that thing that you've never DONE before??
Rukia: Excuse me, I BLOODY WELL HAVE!
Belldandy: I'll bet you cannot even READ!
Rukia: *stabs her with her katana* Little bitch! I CAN!
Belldandy: *picks up a book* Read the title of that!
Rukia: How... to r r-ead for total idi- ots
Belldandy: Hehehe! Bless ya, you CAN!!!
Rukia: *slaps her* I can!!!!!!!!! SO THERE! *sticks her tongue out*
Belldandy: Oww... demons!

[death2004]

Death: *splits Rukia and Bellandy up* please... no fighting...
Edgar: O_o
Cid: wow... Teccy over there hasn't said ANYTHING...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

Rukia: Fine. *hisses* She STARTED it.
Belldandy: Nuh uh!
DBE: *totally ignores them, reading her book*
Rukia: Will. You. Stop. Reading. That. FUCKING BOOK!!!!!!!!!
DBE: Yes. *puts her book down*
Belldandy: *whispers to Rukia* She DOES as she is TOLD?? OMG that is CRAP!
Rukia: Yeah it is!
DBE: *sighs*
Rukia: WTF is up with you NOW????
Belldandy: Maybe we should just leave her.
Rukia: You're right. Let's go find- *gets grabbed from behind* SPIKY!!! GET YOUR GRIMY FRIGGIN' HANDS OFF A MY ARSE!!! *whips round and slaps Spiky*

[death2004]

Spiky: *slapped* ow...
Death: *stares at Spiky*
Spiky: uhhh... you gone Rei-ish too?
Death: *shrugs*
Edgar: great... a fighter who hates blood...
Death: *punches Edgar with immense strength*
Edgar: *hits a wall* owwwwwww...
Death: *rolls his eyes*
Cid: a whole post with no speaking Death? Rareeeee...
Death: *shrugs*