The official "Hooters" Thread

[Ibis, God of Magicks]

So, the other day, I went to Hooters for lunch. It was the first Hooters I had ever been to, and when they guys at work found out I'd never been, they dragged me to one for lunch.

MAN I was dissapointed. There weren't and Hooters in there. I mean, small, flat chested chics and stuff. And the worst part: They were wearing bra's!!! Ibis didn't even get any nipply action.

Man, hooters sucks.

[Psyco Creature]

:( I would like to possibly go to Hooters, but there are none in my area. :( The only thing near me are nightclubs, and I am NOT going to those.

[Archibaldo]

My dad took me to a Hooters when I was 12. But unfortuantly they were wearing orange swim suits, but they were big chested and perfectly round.

[SixTen]

I hate Hooters. The girls are mediocre (at least at the one in my area) and the food sucks.

[theplustwo]

My friends drug me to the one in town when it was first built about a year ago. The waitress was pretty hot, but the food was mediocre and damn expensive (I only had an entree and it was over ten bucks... I had to bum some money off of a friend).

I probably won't be going back... If I want nipples, I'll just watch some porn.

[SixTen]

I hat how you have to pay your waitress instead of at a register. That really pissed me off when I wanted to leave and I couldn't for like twenty minutes.

[Jemsee]

...I went to Hooters for lunch. ... ... small, flat chested chics and stuff.
Man, hooters sucks.

Well maybe lunch should be a light meal, you know like a small snack to get you through till supper when the big meals are served.

"Tits: sounds like a snack dosent it, Yes i know, it is, right. But i dont mean your sexest snack, i mean NEW nebisco tits, the new cheeze tits, korn(-)tits, nnn pizza tits n sessame tits onion tits, tater tits... Betcha cant eat just one."
- George Carlin's 7 Words

[Drunken Tiger]

No hooters around here... = (

[theplustwo]

Don't worry DT, you're not missing out.

[Glitch]

The one in Columbus Ohio has big tittied braless hotties :) It's on Morse Road I believe...

[Eckels]

I went to a hooters in the Tropicana Casino in Atlantic City not too long ago.

During our meal, we kept hearing this noise coming from the other side of the restaurant, and wondered what the hell it was... It was like a large man coughing very loudly and abruptly... Kinda like he was clearing his throat, but giving it the extra yell at the same time. every three minutes or so... might have been more often, i dont remember.

Turns out one of the hooters waitresses had turrets syndrome. I spotted her on the way out. She was a short girl, no taller than 5', and a skinny little body, but when she barked, holy shit... I dont think I could match the volume with my own lungs.

True Story.

BTW, it's not supposed to be a strip club that serves food. Simply because you've got the wrong impression of the place doesn't make it a bad restaurant.

They've got really good food, and the waitresses are there to make it fun. You're not paying for them to take their clothes off. If you go to hooters to look at women, then you've probably got your priorities out of order anyway.

[Glitch]

Word Eckels.........Word

[SixTen]

Nevertheless. They can't cook worth crap at mine.

[Orion]

I had no complaints about the one I went to in NYC. Girls were great, even signed my shirt :D. Foor was good, but it was expensive. Then again, so is everything else in NYC. It's really no more expensive than you're typical Hard Rock or even Applebees or anything like that.