Dracula
02-24-2004, 06:26 PM
One Day...
by THIS GUY
One day, I was walking down the street.
I was walking normal, not on my hands, but on my feet.
It felt kinda funky, since I had no shoes,
but I stepped in some glass, then yelled at some jews.
They were pissed, so they decided to chase,
But my pants were made of cardboard, and it started to chafe.
So I ripped it right off, and I freaked out some nuns,
Everyone was screaming, cuz I flashed them my buns.
I dropped a nickel, so I bent over.
They screamed even more, and... Hey, what rhymes with "bent over"?
I ran into the cemetary, and I found Dr. Seuse.
I asked for some help, 'cuz I can't rhyme for shit.
He told me to start on a love poem.
I knew, I was a loving guy, so I'll show 'im.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This line doesn't rhyme,
neither does this one.
...Son of a bitch!!! I was pissed! But what did I see?
Nuns and jews chasing after me!
Were they mad 'cuz I stepped in some glass,
got pissed, cussed, and flashed them my ass?
I dunno... but this is my poem, did you like it?
If you don't... fuck you, burn in hell, and eat shit!
...As you can see, the public education system is great. :)
by THIS GUY
One day, I was walking down the street.
I was walking normal, not on my hands, but on my feet.
It felt kinda funky, since I had no shoes,
but I stepped in some glass, then yelled at some jews.
They were pissed, so they decided to chase,
But my pants were made of cardboard, and it started to chafe.
So I ripped it right off, and I freaked out some nuns,
Everyone was screaming, cuz I flashed them my buns.
I dropped a nickel, so I bent over.
They screamed even more, and... Hey, what rhymes with "bent over"?
I ran into the cemetary, and I found Dr. Seuse.
I asked for some help, 'cuz I can't rhyme for shit.
He told me to start on a love poem.
I knew, I was a loving guy, so I'll show 'im.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This line doesn't rhyme,
neither does this one.
...Son of a bitch!!! I was pissed! But what did I see?
Nuns and jews chasing after me!
Were they mad 'cuz I stepped in some glass,
got pissed, cussed, and flashed them my ass?
I dunno... but this is my poem, did you like it?
If you don't... fuck you, burn in hell, and eat shit!
...As you can see, the public education system is great. :)