ENLARGE YOUR PENIS (and pay for my court costs)

[AtmaWeapon]

http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~33~1938412,00.html

Someone finally got around to suing the makers of some of those "enlargment oils" that are being sold. I hope this is the first of many cases and that it will run these companies out of business because they are 1/3rd of the spam I receive.

[Linkafier]

It's a good thing to do, but REALLY embarrasing....

EDIT: I'm talking about suing the companies, not enlarging your man of honor.

[Rafnul]

After reading that article I realize I need to find a way to get my hands on testosterone supplements...

[Ich]

"I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant ... fraud," said New York lawyer Brad Corsello, who filed the lawsuit on behalf of Californian Jeffery Horton.

"I purchased penis enlargement accessories from this spam email, and they didn't help alleviate my shortness. I think I'll join a class action lawsuit, and be labeled as "A Man With A Small Penis."

That's why.

[moocow]

The sad thing is that even I get smap mail about enlarging my penis. I should sue.

[AtmaWeapon]

But think of it, moo. If you had a large penis, or even a small one, you could make LOADS doing the talk-show circuit! ;)

[Dracula]

The sad thing is that even I get smap mail about enlarging my penis. I should sue.

Those fools! You should sue, since everyone knows that mooie has the biggest penis of them all.

[Raichu86]

"I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, ..."
Answer: Because anybody who needs penis enlargement pills doesn't have the balls to take somebody to court. :naughty:

[Happyman]

Answer: Because anybody who needs penis enlargement pills doesn't have the balls to take somebody to court. :naughty:
I cannot believe this guy is my friend... :odd:

Just one thing, what makes you so sure driving the company out of business is going to stop the spam? :tongue:

[Lilith]

Occasionally penis enlargements spams can be amusing, but most of the time they are annoying. Once I got one that said I could "grow my cock around the block". I was like it's already been around the block kthx.

[Goat]

...it's already been around the block kthx.
ohhhh! that was clever! Yet I wouldn't say block as much as I would say city, or the midwest if I really wanna be a dick :)

[Lilith]

It's okay, I <3 you goatslyness.