Crazy Night!

[War Lord]

I went out tonight to get groceries.
I stopped at the auto car wash to wash my car and as I was driving out a black guy come out and wanted me to roll the window down, so I did.

He started talking about these strippers that broke down from zanesville, and their alternator belt was broke, he tried panty hose, blah blah. He wanted me to take them to get a belt, and said Meijer would have one. I asked if he was sure, because I didn't think they did.

Hesitant, I did it anyway, figured it'd be a good deed.

They asked if I wanted to smoke weed with them and If I wanted gas money, to which my response was no to both. I drove the 2 strippers to Meijer, no belt.
Went over to Super Wal-Mart, no belt, just as I figured.
One of the strippers bought some bungie ties, and the other bought a cowboy hat. we drove back to their car.

He got one of the bungies on the pulleys and we jumped it, but the bungie broke. Put 2 of them on there and the same thing.
He said he tried to nigger rig it but it wouldn't work. I've never heard a black person say nigger rig before, I suppose there is a first time for everything afterall.

I agreed to follow them to some gas station they were already at, and their car broke down on the way. So they walked the rest of the way (wasn't far).
He asked if I would drive him home.

On the way to taking him home, he said some hood rat he used to know hollered at him so he was over there. He asked me if why I didn't ask the strippers to do anything and I said because I had a fiance. He said he could respect that because he's been faithful to his son's mom for 20-some years. (Which must be why he was at that other chicks house).

Turns out, the girls were his son's friends. He was a pretty cool guy, and it made for an interesting night.

Sounds like a cheap porno movie though.

-Guy pulls out of a car wash, and is asked to help 2 strippers out who broke down.

[Shadowblazer]

For real.

First scene you've got the two strippers at the car wash. I mean that's a given.
Let's see, after that you go to Meijer. Maybe ask a slutty cashier if they have any alternator belts. "Come with me to the back," she says. Hot love ensues.
Then off to Wal-Mart. This is just a cheap porno so we can re-use the "cashier in the back" situation. Nobody's gonna notice. Maybe this time the busty store manager can find you and get in on the action.
After that they go to the gas station where there's a big orgy. That part probably really happened... guess you'll never know since you had to be all faithful and shit.
And then if there's still time left we can have one last scene where you come home to find me in bed with your woman. :sb:

[AlexMax]

Wow....sounds like you had an exxciting night...


Originally posted by Shadowblazer
For real.

First scene you've got the two strippers at the car wash. I mean that's a given.
Let's see, after that you go to Meijer. Maybe ask a slutty cashier if they have any alternator belts. "Come with me to the back," she says. Hot love ensues.
Then off to Wal-Mart. This is just a cheap porno so we can re-use the "cashier in the back" situation. Nobody's gonna notice. Maybe this time the busty store manager can find you and get in on the action.
After that they go to the gas station where there's a big orgy. That part probably really happened... guess you'll never know since you had to be all faithful and shit.
And then if there's still time left we can have one last scene where you come home to find me in bed with your woman. :sb:

:lol:

[inori]

Aww... you're such a good-deed-doer, WL. :kawaii:

[DarkPanther]

That happened to me once.

I went and picked up my car from being rigged at Eight Ball's. When I left, there were these two hookers just kinda standing there. I stopped and they BOTH got in. I was like, "geez", right? Well, I was sort of on a mission to head back to my hideout... er... house but I figured, eh, maybe I can benefit from this. So I park in the middle of an intersection and get out. I whip out my baseball bat and hammer the hoes to the ground. I run to get my distance before I hit the button and blow the skanks up with my ride, along with the other cars that had pulled into the intersection. Sure enough man, they were loaded. I must've picked up a good 5 g's off the street from them. All in all, a pretty decent venture.

But yeah, weird night....

[SSJ3500]

Ok, my first time viewing the forums in about a month and the first thing I see is a thread about two strippers, a car wash, and a broke down car.... Good to see nothing here's changed....

Sounds like an strange night though, I don't think many people would have helped seeing how the story seemed kinda far fetched...

[War Lord]

I figured they weren't out to fuck with me or anything. The story seemed too far fetched and rediculous for that.

[Radium]

Haha sounds like fun :D

ooh cool, the star system is working!

[gdorf]

ooh cool, the star system is working!

lol, the shadowblazer has returned! All hail! :)

[Ich]

Well, I mean, most people would assume the worst when it comes to picking up strippers whose car broke down. Does Danielle know?

/me is surprised. Stars!

[moocow]

I probably would have helped them too, and then gotten yelled at for being so risky. I'm always getting yelled at by my family and friends because I tend to pull over and ask if someone is okay if they're broken down/in a ditch/hit a deer, or whatever. Not that I know what it's like to be stranded on a highway with a flat tire, a spare tire, a jack and no lugnut loosener thingy, at 3:00 in the morning, high as a kite with no one wanting to stop. Yeah. Or stranded in the middle of no where with a broken something that I don't know what it was or whatever. Blah, you get what I'm saying.

[Shadowblazer]

*stares at moo's avatar*

Damn, miss a lot when you're gone for awhile. In light of these new feelings that have just been stirred up, I'd like to amend the last scene of my cheap porno. You come home and find me in bed with your woman and moobabe.

Yes, I like that much better :sly:
Originally posted by Radium
Haha sounds like fun :D

ooh cool, the star system is working! Indeed. I realized that in less than a month, some of us will be rolling over to fifth year. Didn't want to miss out on getting a cool new symbol ;)

Which reminds me, I need to make a cool new fifth-year symbol :sb:

[cyberkitten]

Originally posted by Shadowblazer
*] In light of these new feelings that have just been stirred up, I'd like to amend the last scene of my cheap porno. You come home and find me in bed with your woman and moobabe.



you left out the reason you ended up in the bedroom with danielle and mooey.....cuz me and tina were nekkid and tryin to lick each other to death in the living room half on and half off the couch in some weird position you would only see in a true kitty-p0rn. mrow! :D