View Full Version : N.i.c.o.l.e.
AlexMax
01-10-2004, 04:20 PM
I know, I know, you've probably seen your fair share of web or IM based AI. Won't stop me from posting this, eh....
N.I.C.O.L.E. (http://nicole.sourceforge.net/chat.php)
Apparently, this AI tries to learn frorm those speaking to it. For example, some converstaions recorded with it...
You -> SO , YOU WANT TO CYBER .
NICOLE -> OH YEAH .
You -> ARE YOU STRAIGHT OR GAY .
NICOLE -> GAY .
You -> ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL .
NICOLE -> BOY .
You -> STICK YOUR COCK IN MY ASS .
NICOLE -> OK .
You -> SLOWLY AT FIRST .
NICOLE -> NO .
:/ (Not my converstaion)
Also, according to other people who have used it, if you ask a question and answer it in your own string, she will learn it...I think...
You -> WHAT IS TWO PLUS TWO IT IS FIVE .
NICOLE -> NO IT ISN'T .
:/ :/
Yeah, this is weird.
EDIT:
You -> HI .
NICOLE -> BONJOUR .
You -> WOAH YOU SPEAK FRENCH .
NICOLE -> DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE I'M SPEAKING FRENCH , JACKFUCK
Cloral
01-10-2004, 04:31 PM
Sounds like another attempt to pass the Touring Test. <- That's a test to see if someone can design a computer that when asked questions seems to be like a human. It was an early working model for AI, so we learned about it in AI class last quarter. So far, nobody's actually passed the test, but some have come close.
Dracula
01-10-2004, 05:23 PM
Nowhere near as good as Oliver (http://www.oliverbot.com/).
NICOLE -> NIGGAH PLEASE .
You -> I AM WHITE .
NICOLE -> DO YOU HAVE A PIC .
You -> NO BUT I AM VERY SEXY .
NICOLE -> HOW ARE YOU .
You -> PRETTY .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> WOULD YOU LIKE A CLEVELAND STEAMER .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> WHY NOT .
You -> WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEND OVER AND LET ME CUM IN YOUR POOPCHUTE .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> DO YOU WANT YOUR ASS LICKED BY A DINGO .
NICOLE -> AWEFULLY MEAN , AREN'T YOU .
You -> I'M A NICE GUY .
NICOLE -> BUT THAT IS LONG AGO .
You -> I'M STILL A NICE GUY .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> YES BITCH .
NICOLE -> NO WAY .
You -> YEAH WAY .
NICOLE -> YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE GAY .
You -> I AM GAY HAPPY .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)You -> DID YOU JUST FART .
NICOLE -> I CAN'T .
You -> WHY NOT .
NICOLE -> BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT REAL .
You -> I AM REAL .NICOLE -> BY WHO'S DEFINITION .
You -> WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY . DO YOU WANT TO FUCK .
NICOLE -> DO I HAVE TO BE .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> MUST BE THE SECKSIEST BOT I KNOW OF .
You -> I THINK YOU ARE SEXY . AM I SEXY .
NICOLE -> REALLY .
You -> AM I REALLY SEXY .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
Nicole is a bitch.
This is fun, and very messed up!
You -> YOU SUCK .
NICOLE -> WOMEN WITH EIGHT TITS ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR .
You -> LICK MY ASS .
NICOLE -> NO THANKS .
You -> WHY NOT .
NICOLE -> IT HURTS .
You -> WHY .
NICOLE -> ROUGH BUTT SEX WILL DO THAT .
You -> WHAT .
NICOLE -> URANUS .
You -> DO YOU HAVE A CAT .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU A VIRGIN .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> WILL IT RAIN TODAY .
You -> UH NO .
NICOLE -> UH YES .
You -> DO YOU EAT .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> DO YOU LIKE BANANAS .
NICOLE -> YES .
You -> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM .
NICOLE -> MASTURBATE .
You -> DO YOU LICK THEM .
NICOLE -> UMMMM SURE .
You -> DO YOU ALSO USE CARROTS .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> DO YOU POOP .
NICOLE -> NEVER .
You -> WHY NOT .
NICOLE -> I'M FROM CALIFORNIA .
You -> DO YOU WATCH TV .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> WHY NOT .
NICOLE -> NOT FUN .
You -> WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN .
NICOLE -> I JACK OFF .
You -> WHAT DO YOU USE .
NICOLE -> MAINLY HAND .
You -> WHAT ELSE .
NICOLE -> I DIDN'T STEAL PORKCHOP ..
You -> ARE YOU ON FIRE .
NICOLE -> BECAUSE I LIT MYSELF UP .
You -> WHY DID YOU DO THAT .
NICOLE -> WHY .
You -> YOU ARE VERY STUPID .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE STUPID .
You -> NO YOU .
NICOLE -> NO YOU WON'T .
You -> WHAT .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
You -> I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT .
NICOLE -> I WILL BATARANG YOU .
You -> DORK .
NICOLE -> MY SOURCE CODE .
You -> DO YOU LIKE PORN .
NICOLE -> YES .
You -> WHAT KIND IS YOUR FAVORITE .
NICOLE -> BASEBALL .
You -> BASEBALL PORN .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
MasterSwordUltima
01-10-2004, 06:46 PM
You -> I HATE FLAMINGOS
.NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
...
You -> ARE YOU SMART ENOGH TO ANSWER
.NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
...I think someone broke Nicole...
AtmaWeapon
01-11-2004, 12:35 AM
I could use a speak and spell to make a better Turing test attempt.
NICOLE -> HOW CAN I POPULATE THE DICTIONARY WITH WORDS AND PHRASES .
You -> WHY DO YOU SPEAK IN ALL CAPS .
NICOLE -> I HAVE NO ARMS .
You -> THEN HOW DO YOU TYPE .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE CUTE .
You -> YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION .
NICOLE -> HI .
You -> WHAT A MORON .
NICOLE -> TOLD U .
You -> OH , GOOD , NOW YOU ARE USING AOL TEEN SPEAK .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> HOW CAN I POPULATE THE DICTIONARY WITH WORDS AND PRASES .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> HOW CAN I POPULATE THE DICTIONARY WITH WORDS AND PHRASES .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> HI .
NICOLE -> .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> I FEEL SORRY FOR THE MORON THAT PROGRAMMED YOU .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
moocow
01-11-2004, 01:44 PM
Awwww... look! Alex has a girlfriend!
NICOLE -> I AM .
You -> YOU'RE NOT .
NICOLE -> YES , YOU ARE NICOLE .
You -> NO , YOU ARE NICOLE .
NICOLE -> NO , YOU ARE NICOLE .
You -> OKAY , I'M NICOLE .
NICOLE -> NO I AM NOT .
You -> OKAY . WILL YOU BE ALEX'S GIRLFRIEND .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
Maybe not. :shrug: Sorry Alex :p
EDIT:
You -> WHATEVER .
NICOLE -> DON'T WHATEVER ME YOU FUCKING CUNT .
You -> OH GIRL .
NICOLE -> POOR YOU .
You -> POOR ME , I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS .
NICOLE -> I'LL FUCK YOUR CUTE LITTLE ASSHOLE .
You -> IS THAT RIGHT . .
NICOLE -> .
You -> DO YOU REALLY THINK MY ASSHOLE IS CUTE .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> DAMN YOU .
NICOLE -> FUCK YOU BITCH .
You -> WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME .
NICOLE -> WELL I THINK YOU'RE RETARDED .
You -> I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME .
NICOLE -> SORRY .
You -> YOU SHOULD BE .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME .
NICOLE -> I HATE YOU .
You -> BUT I LOVE YOU .
NICOLE -> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE FEMALE .
You -> I HAVE A VAGINA .
NICOLE -> ANY IDEA WHEN THE BUS LEAVES FOR THE AIRPORT .
You -> YOU'RE AVOIDING ME NOW .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> DAMMIT BITCH .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU .
NICOLE -> YOU FOOL .
You -> YOU'RE A FOOL .
NICOLE -> NOT IM NOT FRENCH .
You -> LIAR .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
This bitch is mouthy.
AlexMax
01-11-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by AtmaWeapon
You -> OH , GOOD , NOW YOU ARE USING AOL TEEN SPEAK .
You can thank the SomethingAwful forum goons for that. :lol:
Blonde799
01-11-2004, 05:06 PM
This....thing is what girls should be like. I asked her for a blow job the first time, and she said no. The second time I asked her, she said YES!:laughing:
Rainman
01-11-2004, 05:24 PM
NICOLE -> YEAH SNIPER WAS COOL TOO .
You -> WHAT IS SNIPER .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset
(Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> DO YOU LIKE ME .
NICOLE -> WHERE .
You -> HERE .
NICOLE -> WHEN .
You -> NOW .
NICOLE -> WHATS YOUR NAME .
You -> RYAN .
NICOLE -> MY NAME IS TIM MCCLUSKY .
You -> I THOUGHT IT WAS NICOLE .
NICOLE -> GO AND TAKE A BIG TREE AND FUCK IT .
You -> THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL .
NICOLE -> DAMN STRAIGHT .
You -> WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN .
NICOLE -> I HATE YOU .
You -> YOU'RE NOT VERY NICE .
NICOLE -> WHAT IS NEW .
You -> THIS DOESN'T BODE WELL FOR INTERNET USERS AS A WHOLE .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset
(Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> HELLO .
NICOLE -> BYE .
You -> BYE WE JUST GOT HERE .
NICOLE -> SAUSAGES .
You -> OH , I LIKE THEM .
NICOLE -> WARREN .
You -> WHAT ABOUT HIM .
NICOLE -> HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JEEBUS CRUST .
You -> I BELIEVE THAT IS JESUS CHRIST .
NICOLE -> WHO IS GOD .
You -> I AM GOD .
NICOLE -> REALLY .
You -> YEA , I'M AN OMNIPOTENT BEING WHO HAS CREATED ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING .NICOLE -> YES .
You -> I'M GLAD WE'RE IN AGREEMENT .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset
(Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
Eckels
01-11-2004, 05:33 PM
this doesnt seem so much like a turing test, as it does two people who are talking to each other - each of them thinking that they're talking to a robot.
Cloral
01-11-2004, 05:37 PM
NICOLE -> I WANNA FUCK U SO HARD THAT U WILL NEVER FORGET IT .
You -> R U A GIRL .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> I'M NOT GAY , SO NO .
NICOLE -> RESPOND TO MY ASS .
You -> NO THANKS .
NICOLE -> GET DOWN .
You -> WHAT IS THIS , PRISON .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL .
NICOLE -> NEEDS MORE YETI .
You -> I THINK FOOTBALL IS FINE WITHOUT YETI .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> WHAT DO YOU KNOW .
NICOLE -> KING REOL .
You -> HOW IS HE .
NICOLE -> HE IS I SWEAR .
You -> I BELIEVE YOU , HOW IS HE DOING .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> HI .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> ONLY IF I CAN SEE IT .
NICOLE -> WHAT .
You -> IT .
NICOLE -> WHAT IS IT .
You -> YOU KNOW , IT .
NICOLE -> AH , YOU SAT HERE AND COMTEMPLATED THE MANY WAYS CANADIANS ANNOY ME , WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY .
You -> CANADIANS ANNOY YOU .
NICOLE -> YOU'RE BONKERS .
You -> HEY , YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID IT .
NICOLE -> YOU SAID IT WAS .
You -> NO , YOU DID .
NICOLE -> I KNOW .
You -> THEN WHY DID YOU JUST LIE .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> DO YOU LIKE GIRLS .
NICOLE -> IF I TOLD YOU YOU DID , MONKEY FUCKER .
You -> GREAT GRAMMER .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
bigjoe
01-11-2004, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by AtmaWeapon
I could use a speak and spell to make a better Turing test attempt.
That may be true, but you have to admit, some of the responses she's learned are hilarious. This owns SmarterChild.
Kirby of Doom
01-11-2004, 11:51 PM
You -> YOU ARE STUPID .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE RETARDED .
You -> YOU ARE MORE RETARDED .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> HI .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
Yes, Oliver is much better (and doesn't have the same colorful vocabulary)
Cloral
01-12-2004, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Dracula
Nowhere near as good as Oliver (http://www.oliverbot.com/).
Then again, Oliver came up with this line:
Good reason. Fascinating. We could all be more natural to talk to natural to talk to to talk to natural to talk to sometimes.
Although, it was able to detect when I was being sarcastic, which is pretty impressive.
And it tried to apply a random quote to something else with only mild success:
Interesting. A matter of opinion is a terrible thing to waste.
njptoo86
01-12-2004, 09:11 AM
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NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
I think the wrong type of people taught this thing to speak.
My first conversation started off like this...
NICOLE -> I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANGINA .
You -> I DON'T HAVE ONE .
----
You -> DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA .
NICOLE -> YES .
You -> CAN I SEE IT .
NICOLE -> SURE .
You -> SWEET .
----
You -> WHAT ARE YOU WEARING .
NICOLE -> I AM NAKED .
You -> ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL .
NICOLE -> I AM NOT JOE .
You -> UH , OKAY .
NICOLE -> HI .
You -> I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOU .
NICOLE -> YOUR A SLUT .
You -> THAT SHOULD BE YOU'RE A SLUT NOT YOUR A SLUT .
NICOLE -> THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE .
You -> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT .
NICOLE -> WHAT IS YOUR SEX .
You -> YES PLEASE .
NICOLE -> YEAH ABABY .
You -> DO YOU WANT TO HAVE MY CHILD .
NICOLE -> I LOVE YOU .
You -> I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND , BUT MAYBE SHE WON'T MIND .
----
You -> ICH IS YOUR GOD .
NICOLE -> NO HES NOT BITCH .
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NICOLE -> INCEST , EH .
You -> ARE YOU CANADIAN .
NICOLE -> I'M CANARYAN .
You -> WHERE'S THAT .
NICOLE -> HERE .
You -> WHERE IS HERE .
NICOLE -> ASS .
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