Dracula
12-27-2003, 02:36 PM
10. Anna Nicole’s failed IQ tests
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/pics/annanicole1.gif
9. An actual autograph by Ozzy Osbourne
http://www.ksu.edu/wwparent/programs/art/art-g/scribbles.jpg
8. The stick that was up Al Gore’s ass.
http://www.vannattabros.com/kcpics/blog1.jpg
7. Pamela Anderson’s old breat implants (they’re just water balloons filled with corn syrup)
http://groups.physics.umn.edu/demo/thermo/pics/4B5025.jpg
6. A box of “Clinton” brand cigars.
http://www.counselling.nl/bill.jpg
5. 150 pounds of lard pumped from Carnie Wilson’s body.
http://www.wtvt.com/Images/it7-11-02/carnie-wilson.jpg
4. The actual blood and semen used to make Metallica’s LOAD album cover.
http://www.rockdiscography.com/coversiq/metallica/metallica_load.jpg
3. The broken condom that helped concieve whoever created SpongeBob Queerpants.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20021107/spongebob.jpg
2. Martha Stewarts used tampons. (she says the make GREAT Christmas tree ornaments!)
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/images/personals/02/07/pubcrawls/martha1_01_150.jpg
1. The only copy of Michael Jackson’s autobiography!
(remember the good ol’ days when Jacko wasn’t so damn creapy? Huh… Neither can I…)
http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.webspawner.com/users/jackohyde/jacko.jpg
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/pics/annanicole1.gif
9. An actual autograph by Ozzy Osbourne
http://www.ksu.edu/wwparent/programs/art/art-g/scribbles.jpg
8. The stick that was up Al Gore’s ass.
http://www.vannattabros.com/kcpics/blog1.jpg
7. Pamela Anderson’s old breat implants (they’re just water balloons filled with corn syrup)
http://groups.physics.umn.edu/demo/thermo/pics/4B5025.jpg
6. A box of “Clinton” brand cigars.
http://www.counselling.nl/bill.jpg
5. 150 pounds of lard pumped from Carnie Wilson’s body.
http://www.wtvt.com/Images/it7-11-02/carnie-wilson.jpg
4. The actual blood and semen used to make Metallica’s LOAD album cover.
http://www.rockdiscography.com/coversiq/metallica/metallica_load.jpg
3. The broken condom that helped concieve whoever created SpongeBob Queerpants.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20021107/spongebob.jpg
2. Martha Stewarts used tampons. (she says the make GREAT Christmas tree ornaments!)
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/images/personals/02/07/pubcrawls/martha1_01_150.jpg
1. The only copy of Michael Jackson’s autobiography!
(remember the good ol’ days when Jacko wasn’t so damn creapy? Huh… Neither can I…)
http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.webspawner.com/users/jackohyde/jacko.jpg