the four stages of christmas in our lives

[mrz84]

this is how i see life by christmas

1 you believe in Santa

2 you don't believe in Santa

3 you become Santa

and 4 you start to look like Santa

doesn't it make sense? when you're a kid you (usually) believe in santa. after a few years, you don't. then you possibly become santa (at a mall) and finally most guys will begin to look like santa at an old age. it makes sense doesn't it?

[cyberkiller6276]

Heh, I read this on a shirt. It's so true too. Even though you don't become santa, you have to make your kids believe there's a santa so you have to buy the presents that are from santa.

Unfortunatly, you don't have a bottomless pocket of expenses like santa does.

[TheGeepster]

What are the last two phases for women though? (I'm trying not to picture a woman who looks like Santa..)

[Ich]

Mrs. Claus, I guess.

"Santa is a true thug."
"How is Santa a thug?"
"Dude, you think he pays for those presents?"