FlamingAmarant
12-10-2003, 09:00 PM
This joke is kind of old, I don't know if anyone else has heard of it but here it is.... "A small boy got on a bus and sat right behind the bus driver. The boy started talking about what he would be if his parents were certain animals. Like, "If my mommy was a giraffe and my daddy was a giraffe, I would be a baby giraffe. If my mommy was a horse and my daddy was a horse, I would be a baby horse." The bus driver got annoyed at this but decided to put up with it for a little while. It continued for too long for the bus driver to take. He finally yelled at the kid, "What if your daddy was gay and your mommy was a prostitute!?" There was an awkward silence. The boy thought for a while then said, "I would be a bus driver!"