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Prrkitty
12-07-2003, 12:13 AM
Here's some refreshing news:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a female.

We should've known! Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

MacWeirdo42
12-07-2003, 12:34 AM
...I don't get it... :confuse2:

No, I'm not dissing it or anything, I swear, I really just don't get it.

gdorf
12-07-2003, 12:41 AM
Hahah! Good one!
I always look forward to opening GD and seeing one of your jokes Prrkitty. :)

linkofzelda1
12-07-2003, 12:58 AM
Not your best, Prrkitty, but still funny :D

Keep them coming.

Brasel
12-07-2003, 01:44 AM
Well, the fact that they also fly doesn't necessarily mean anything...they're still not real.

Tudorcat
12-07-2003, 03:10 AM
Wow thats girlpower for you allright :)


Cute and funny just as always.



:kitty:

Master Ghaleon
12-07-2003, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by MacWeirdo42
...I don't get it... :confuse2:

No, I'm not dissing it or anything, I swear, I really just don't get it.

I didnt get it the first time I read it, but the second time I did Im thinking its one of her "girls are better" jokes :blah:


nice one prrkitty
:)

MacWeirdo42
12-07-2003, 12:15 PM
Well, I got that, but it doesn't even make sense. Oh well...

SUCCESSOR
12-08-2003, 01:59 AM
*sigh* another one.

Slider Zero
12-08-2003, 06:31 PM
:lmao: Good one. That should be able to get me through the day...

mrz84
12-08-2003, 08:17 PM
now that's comedy. :kawaii: