do you want prostate cancer?

[deathbyhokie]

if you don't then not only will masturbation help, but so will drinking beer (http://www.bierengezondheid.be/index_eng.jsp?Page=Doc765&Doc=alc_en_lichaam)! go figure. i know what i'll be doing tonight! preventing prostate cancer!

[Dracula]

Next time your wife asks you why the bed sheets are smelly and stained, and you're on a hangover...
Tell her it's good for the BOTH of you. :D

Please, protect yourself from prostate cancer... and "kill kittens" (if ya know what I mean :naughty: )

[MacWeirdo42]

Okay, wait. If masturbation and beer are so effective at fighting prostate cancer, why is it such a common form of cancer? Just curious. I'm doomed, I suppose, though, 'cause I'm not much a fan of alcohol. Does that mean I'll have to kill twice as many kittens to have the same protection as a guy who drinks?

[Raichu86]

And I thought I already had enough reasons to not drink. Yay! :D

[Ich]

Moderate beer consumption reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

I need to start prevention before I'm 21, but my parents don't care about my health. I still do what I can.

[vegeta1215]

Masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer? I thought it was the other way around. :odd:

[Master Ghaleon]

Originally posted by Dracula

Please, protect yourself from prostate cancer... and "kill kittens" (if ya know what I mean :naughty: )

No kitty killing allowed, be nice to the kittys :P

/me spanks off in one hand while drinking a beer in another :odd:

[Blonde799]

If masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer, then I'm probably immune to it.:D