View Full Version : do you want prostate cancer?
deathbyhokie
12-05-2003, 04:35 PM
if you don't then not only will masturbation help, but so will drinking beer (http://www.bierengezondheid.be/index_eng.jsp?Page=Doc765&Doc=alc_en_lichaam)! go figure. i know what i'll be doing tonight! preventing prostate cancer!
Dracula
12-05-2003, 06:27 PM
Next time your wife asks you why the bed sheets are smelly and stained, and you're on a hangover...
Tell her it's good for the BOTH of you. :D
Please, protect yourself from prostate cancer... and "kill kittens" (if ya know what I mean :naughty: )
MacWeirdo42
12-05-2003, 06:32 PM
Okay, wait. If masturbation and beer are so effective at fighting prostate cancer, why is it such a common form of cancer? Just curious. I'm doomed, I suppose, though, 'cause I'm not much a fan of alcohol. Does that mean I'll have to kill twice as many kittens to have the same protection as a guy who drinks?
Raichu86
12-05-2003, 06:49 PM
And I thought I already had enough reasons to not drink. Yay! :D
Moderate beer consumption reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
I need to start prevention before I'm 21, but my parents don't care about my health. I still do what I can.
vegeta1215
12-06-2003, 01:27 AM
Masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer? I thought it was the other way around. :odd:
Master Ghaleon
12-06-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Dracula
Please, protect yourself from prostate cancer... and "kill kittens" (if ya know what I mean :naughty: )
No kitty killing allowed, be nice to the kittys :P
/me spanks off in one hand while drinking a beer in another :odd:
Blonde799
12-06-2003, 11:12 PM
If masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer, then I'm probably immune to it.:D
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