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Prrkitty
11-24-2003, 06:34 PM
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a worse job then yours!!!

Clueless Blonde
11-24-2003, 07:45 PM
I'd forgotten about that one. *laffs*

I so could have used that after work on Saturday! :rolleyes:

moocow
11-24-2003, 11:40 PM
I'll remember to never complain about my job again. :)

Melonhead
11-24-2003, 11:52 PM
LOL
Today sucked for me :(
A bunch of crappy kids unplugged all the computers in the lab I work in, and since they were backing up, Bad Things happened.
Thanks, that cheered me up :D

Slider Zero
11-25-2003, 12:14 PM
Remember kids: there is ALWAYS someone who has it worse than you.

deathofspam
11-25-2003, 01:09 PM
Ah but the question is, what does the guy who does infact test the rectal thermometers do to relax himself after a bad day at work? Who does he know has it worse than him?

Prrkitty
11-25-2003, 04:00 PM
Hmmm..... would Al Bundy ... the shoe salesman (from "Married With Children") ... have the worse job?

Might would be a toss up... from eithers point of view...

*b*
11-25-2003, 04:06 PM
LMAO! prr, that's a good one! I've gotta go down and get one now, just so I can read that :p

ShadowTiger
11-25-2003, 04:10 PM
Wow. To think, someone else's germs are already on my thermometer. :p Now that's quality! :kawaii: :thumbsup: :laughing:

J/K.. obviously.

I would prefer store bought brands. Easily.

Ich
11-25-2003, 04:35 PM
I'm sure they don't mean by having it inserted into some random quality-control-person's rectum. It's probably by hand inspection. And they're probably paid better than me.

Ganonator
11-26-2003, 05:22 PM
*shudder*

well, shit! I thought getting raped up the butt by hard computer science homework was bad enough....