Joke: What grade do YOU belong in?

[Prrkitty]

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Harry: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

Harry: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Harry: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Harry: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What do men do standing up, woman do sitting down and dogs do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer...)

Harry: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Harry: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."

Harry: "Tent"

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." (The Principal was looking restless and a
bit tense)

Harry: "Wedding Ring"

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."

Harry: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."

Harry: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

[Gerudo]

:rofl:

thats awesome! i wouldve not said what teh kid said ;)

[Mitsukara]

Hehe, that's great... in a bad sort of way @.@

To sound old and corny, it kind of makes you think about how much our thoughts tend to change over time, depending on, err... what we're subjected to ^.-


Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Ewwwwww! Dripping (not from the nose)?!! I guess when you have urination problems, maybe? I don't have a problem with any "dripping" there (not with any sort of illness I've had...

[gameguy032]

The thing that bothers me is that, like the principal, I'd've gotten those last few wrong. Such a bad mind I have...

Either that or, as Jennifer said, we just think differently based on what we're subjected to.

I'm sure all of us agree that you show us some of the best jokes. I was gonna say that on the Anatomy Class joke, but no point in repeating the same thing in the topic, is there?

[stormwatcheagle]

Just goes to show you, children are purer of mind that us teens and adults.

Well, most are, anyway.

[jman2050]

Heh, I must be very pure of mind. I honestly didn't get the point until I read the fifth question (and I looked at the Principal's reactions). Then I reread the previous questions and though "Oh". Good joke there, really does show exactly what our minds assume.

[Ich]

Any fifth grader would've answered those questions differently. He doesn't belong in the fifth grade.

[MrCow]

LMFAO i lost track of how many i got wrong:p

[moocow]

I got them all wrong.

Put my ass back in the 1st grade! :)