Super heros!!!!

[Goat]

If you were some kind fo superhero, what woudl your name be? Who would your secret identity be? Where would your lair be? What would you be able to do? And the best thing about being asuper hero, who would you arch enemy be?

My name would be Teh Goat. For obvious reasons. My secret identity would be taht of Slim Carlson, a mild mannered postal employee. My lair would be hidden in an old '69 vw beetle, teh back seat removes and then reveals a secret underground structure. I would be able to under bitches clothing, and also be able to inhale everything. My arch nemesis would be named Molestor!!!! A former catholic priest who indulged just a bit to much and was driven mad.

OK, now whats yours?

[Mitsukara]

I would be angle grinder man, champion of the free commonfolk and binded car bumpers everywhere! Fear me, speeding tickets!

What? That's taken, you say? Darn...

Okay, in that case, I would settle for being a villain!! I eat superheros for breakfast (yesterday I ate a superhero named Totinos and next Friday I will defeat the Red Baron!!! Mwa ha ha!!)

I would be ATARIK THE DESTROYAR!!!! I would go forth in battle against my arched nemesissy, eviler STEVE THE DESTROYER and destroy him with my lazers of destruction!!! My powers would be lazers!!! My secret identity?? Luke Skywalker, a boring farmer with no home and a crusty aunt!!!

AND HERE ARE MY PLANS FOR YOUR DOOM!!!!:

MY POWARED EQUIPMENTTZ!!! (http://www.angelfire.com/folk/spacelazers/Plan1.gif)
MY LARE!!! (http://www.angelfire.com/folk/spacelazers/Layer1.gif)
I WILL DESTROY THIS EVAL BEEST (http://www.angelfire.com/folk/spacelazers/Emenys1.gif)

NOW PREPARE FOR LAZERS!!! MWA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bloodstar64]

I fell off my chair laughing at your post Jennifer. :laughing:

[Maverick_Zero]

My hero name would be Captain Jake, my secret identity would be Jake. I'd be a plain ole' worker at Dairy Queen, pissing in milkshakes. My secret Lair would be the porno section of First Row Videos, where I can obtain any information on any porno movie in existence. Using my powers of internet piracy, and of course my hook punches and peg leg kicks.

My enemy would be Meuslix, that nasty Nazi cereal made by Kellogg's that costs 51 bucks. Really

http://www.foodservicedirect.com/index.cfm/S/4/CLID/498/Mueslix.htm


http://www.foodservicedirect.com/index.cfm/S/4/N/3319/Kellogg's_Mueslix_Crispy_Blend_Cereal_-_Box.htm

God, I hate that shit.

[Dracula]

I would have to be... THE BUM (http://www.wernersplace.com/images/honest_bum.jpg)... This is The Bum's LAIR (http://www.walknet.net/archive/turnern/outhouse.jpg)... And this is The BUMMOBILE (http://depts.washington.edu/uboma/2000/Events/smashcar.jpg)... And this is my nemesis THE MASTURBATING MONKEY (http://www.beproud.com/images/Toy-adult-monkey.jpg)

[TheGeepster]

I would have figured you for Japanese Robo-Girl, Jennifer, with heavy gundanium plating for skin and nigh invulnerability to any and all physical damage. (Secret weakness - bad karaoke music...)

As for me, I'm not sure what my name would be, but I'd likely be the shortest superhero with the exception of Atom Ant.. Oh, and it would be in the form of a winged furball with exceptional psychic powers, including telekinetic abilities and the ability to manipulate extradimensional gateways with my mind (enabling things similar to Nightcrawler's teleport ability).

[Mitsukara]

Hehe, those pictures are great, Dracula... how'd you find those?

MY MOBILE IS BETTARER THAN YOURS!!! (http://www.angelfire.com/folk/spacelazers/CARZ2.jpg)

Yup, that's right - a Tomica No 33 Toyota Celica Tomy Copyright 1978! It's got a LB 2000GT s=1/63 horse powered engine with a maximum speed (C) of 1978!!! It even says SUPAR on the side (tehy misbelled iy thoe, bnuc uf illeturate idiats!!!) Yea, I bet everyone's real jealous now (this car is made fore walking!!)

I will never tell you that my secret weakness is onions!! Bwa ha ha!!! oops

Does that guy in your signature have breasts, Dracula?

[linkofzelda1]

I'd be Superman, instead of typing more than I have to. ;)

[Pablo]

I dunno what my name would be, I just know I'd be able to explode peoples' heads, like that kid in my avatar :D

[Master Ghaleon]

My Super Hero name would be King Nipple. My arch nemesis would be TEH Goat. My name would be David.

My lair would be in a bubble in the Ocean. My lair would have powerful water guns to destroy any big sized sub trying to fight me. Ill be able to poke peoples eyes out with my nipples and Im also a WWE Star.

Special Move - Nipple Splash
Favorite move - Fame Asser

[Brasel]

I would be ANCIENT OLD MAN!!! I'd be able to drool on my enemies! THEY'D BETTER WATCH OUT FOR MY RAZOR SHARP GUMS!! My wrinkels of drowsiness would be able to hypnotize any opponent.

My real name would be Guy Wang Dangle, porn star. My arch nemisis would be, EVEN OLDER ANCIENT OLD MAN!

[MANDRAG GANON]

I wod me teh nebwie MNA! L337 pweors! YAyaYAYAYAYAYAY!yaaAY!11!1! I beatn vlalin wit lzaor Is!!! haahahahahaa yyuo smlela ppoop. oyuall ssuck teh superhro maknig mnie so betear! 11211!11 Ths wera yuo DIE!!!!!! kthxbye hahaahahaah aI wno!! I ta STIH!!T~!21

[TheGeepster]

You scare me Mandrag Ganon. I tried reading your mind with my psychich powers and ended up dazed and confused.. (By golly, he found my weakness. Mandrag Ganon must be my arch-nemesis!)

[ShadowTiger]

Dragon Boy. .. Need I say more?

Enemy: Society. You knew I would say this.

[Feasul]

I would be the superhero Feasul. I'd have an Elvish look and I'd have the ability to control and to become wind (ooh, scary,huh.:laughing: ) I'd join the X Men.

[Slider Zero]

I would don the title of "angel of Light" and use my nigh-unstoppable powers to fight against a catastrophe capable of destroying all of existence. (that's actually an Idea i've been toying with for an epic fanfic for a while now....)

Also, I would have the single most powerful vehicle ever...


AN ORBITAL FRAME

Equpment:
Omni-weapon AG-xR/2 FUSION: Capable of transforming into anything, this is the perfect weapon...period. Seems to contain a special power.
Power Gem: Given to him by the Space Pirate Ryoko. As it is a white gem, many are suspicious as to it's powers.
Old Gloves: Just a pair of finger gloves. Why they are so sought after may never be known.
Memento pendant: A necklace given to him by his late grandmother. Has a small pendant on it with a strange crest resembling a tatoo on his shoulder...
[Special] Sword of Luminescence: After a fiasco involving a temple locked in the very fabric of time, I recieved this sword...and it contains within it a very strange spirit...seeing as she looks just like a female version of me. This sword is known to posess extraordinary powers, but also hides a dark secret...

Innate Abilities:
Spirit energy manipulation
Life energy manipulation

Special abilities:
Fusion assimilation: Uses power of fusion to copy the abilities of anyone or anything he comes in contact with. Is used to acquire the lions share of my abilities. Because of this, I am quite versatile.
Crests of Luminescence: Although the 5 Scrolls of power that were sealed by the warrior Musashi were destroyed, The sword seems to still possess thier power. This power is drawn from the very crests themselves, and despite the appearance of two new crests, noone really thinks to look into it. However, there is a mystery still left unsolved: Why is the Sky scroll still in existance, and for what reason does the sword not draw upon thw sky crest's power....?
[Overdrive]Angels Fury: Using a combination of both my spirit and life energies, I can create a wave of pure energy more powerful than any attack that I have seen to date. Why my pendant shines when I use this attack, I do not know...
[Desperation]Light of Heaven: A much more powerful version of Angels Fury. 'nuff said.
[EX-LIMIT]CLASSIFIED

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As you can probably see, I have no need for a secret Identity. I would just be THAT badass.

[Lilith]

Innocent schoolgirl by day, evil succubus by night ;P I'd have to be an anti-super-hero.

[linkofzelda1]

I'd actually be Sooper-Pr0n-starr!! I'd give blow jobs from hell!!

[moocow]

Originally posted by Goat
If you were some kind fo superhero, what woudl your name be? Who would your secret identity be? Where would your lair be? What would you be able to do? And the best thing about being asuper hero, who would you arch enemy be?

1. Mooie da Cow
2. Chandra
3. A farm
4. I'd be able to squirt acidic milk and burn you, whoo!
5. Teh Goat