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Prrkitty
10-20-2003, 07:55 PM
An old farmer's 3 attractive daughters all had dates one night.

When the doorbell first rang, the farmer answered the door with his shotgun in hand.

"Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to pick up Kim, and we're gonna go for a swim." The farmer allows him to leave with Kim.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings again. With shotgun in hand he opens the door.

"Hi, I'm Eddy. I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to go eat spaghetti." The farmer allows him to leave with Betty.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings for the third time. After couple of seconds, the farmer's wife, sitting in the living room, hears a gunshot. When the farmer comes back returns, his wife asks, "What happened?"

The farmer replies, "That was Chuck."
Dracula
10-20-2003, 08:49 PM
poor Chuck...
Master Ghaleon
10-20-2003, 09:13 PM
So that is what happened to chuck... :cry:

Best of all, I did the farmers wife Sally all around the back alley ;)
linkofzelda1
10-20-2003, 09:15 PM
Hahaha. Actually, before the men came to the house, I did all the daughters...and the wife :rolleyes:
Prrkitty
10-21-2003, 02:05 AM
Thanks guys!!! I needed a good laugh tonight :)
theplustwo
10-21-2003, 10:28 AM
Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes. Some of the time.

:laughing:
ShadowTiger
10-21-2003, 12:03 PM
Heh. Pretty good, PRkitty. Can't wait to hear your next. ;) Thanks for relieving us from the drudgery of the non-humor based threads. :D :laughing: I love these. Thank you. ;)
Brasel
10-21-2003, 07:23 PM
Heh heh...What was the girl's name you think? I can't think of any girls who have an uck name...
Yoshiman
10-21-2003, 08:36 PM
Lady Luck?

These jokes of yours, Prrkitty, they always brighten up my day :D
idontknow
10-21-2003, 08:52 PM
good one!! i added it to my profile on IM because it was soo good! :laughing:
Prrkitty
10-21-2003, 10:33 PM
that's ok... I did Jake... who took me out for a steak.. ;)
Pablo
10-21-2003, 10:35 PM
I get the feeling that last daughter's name is "Schmuck" :laughing:
AlexMax
10-21-2003, 10:55 PM
Pretty funny. Bus still...a gunshot...?

Maybe a door slamming was in order instead...