Joke: Italian, French and Redneck ways of passion

[Prrkitty]

The Italian says,"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies."Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished porkin' the 'ol lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my wiener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

[Yoshiman]

Those crazy sex jokes of yours Prrkitty. They always make me laugh. Where do you get all of these?

[Prrkitty]

I am on "jokes" email list of many people. I try to pick and choose the best ones for here. :) I'm happy when I can help someone smile and laugh. It's good for the soul :)

[Dechipher]

That sounds like my parents.

*thinks*

EWWWW....

[SUCCESSOR]

heh heh nothing like a good ol' redneck joke to brighten my evening.