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~cydlet~
09-28-2003, 11:31 PM
Arlington Wolfe Consulting (http://www.dangermouse.net/wolfe/consulting.html)


The IT industry is full of companies developing and implementing solutions. But there don't seem to be any problems out there. Sure, there are "opportunities" and "needs" and "requirements", but no problems.

Arlington Wolfe Consulting specialises in designing, developing and implementing problems.

We are pre-eminently positioned in the marketplace to fill the obvious demand for this service.

Not only will we design and develop problems specifically tailored to your solutions, but we offer ongoing operational and support procedures, to ensure reliability and availability of your problem. Our problems are implemented using scalable technologies, so as your business grows your problem will grow to meet demand.

Beldaran
09-29-2003, 12:04 AM
lmao

That is totally awesome.:)

Pablo
09-29-2003, 12:11 AM
My dream job is tugboat pilot.

Yours is cooler, though. ;)

zables
09-29-2003, 01:00 AM
LOL
Creating problems, hell, if i got paid for that, i dont see how life could be any better, i do that without getting paid as it is... however is someone was actually willing to pay me to break things instead of fix them i would take it in a heart beat...
Actually i guess being in retail at staples i get paid to do the next best thing, tell people what how the products that their buying are going to be causing them greif in the end...

carrot red
09-29-2003, 02:49 AM
"We run rigorous tests to ensure that the problem is robust and effective."
Very reliable.:)

My deam job would be President.

Drunken Tiger
09-29-2003, 03:15 AM
Lolz, i think i would be fairly good at screwing things up.. :p

I dont really have a dream job, im one of those people who arent completely sure what they want to do.. i guess ill just take things as they come.. ;)

ShadowTiger
09-29-2003, 07:36 AM
Lolz, i think i would be fairly good at screwing things up..
... Aye. :sweat: I still don't know my dream job. My dream job would probably to own a .. forum.. of some sort. Did I forget to mention that I have no life whatsoever? :drool:

moocow
09-29-2003, 11:39 AM
War Lord owns this forum and he has a life (good job, fiance', so on and so forth) and SB owns this forum and he's got the same things... so, NYAH

I want to be a journalist or a photographer... :D