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Prrkitty
09-28-2003, 10:20 PM
A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "I didn't know we had a choice!"
ShadowTiger
09-29-2003, 07:41 AM
:laughing: Good one, Prrkitty.. Kudos. Got any more? ;)
Blonde799
09-29-2003, 09:45 AM
ROFL:rofl:

I didn't know we had a choice either.:D
moocow
09-29-2003, 11:36 AM
LMAO!

/me dies

That was great, Prr :)
Prrkitty
09-29-2003, 03:19 PM
I get a lot of jokes in my email. :) I post them here sparingly. I'm not sure how everyone views jokes being posted. If you want more... let me know. :) I promise I won't flood the place though :)
Pablo
09-29-2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Prrkitty
I get a lot of jokes in my email. :) I post them here sparingly. I'm not sure how everyone views jokes being posted. If you want more... let me know. :) I promise I won't flood the place though :)

Blah, just open up a "Prrkitty's Joke Thread!" topic, and you'll be fine. Just please keep them coming :rofl:

*Edit: 700 posts!