Dave Barry for President!

[Starkist]

People often ask me: ''Dave, as a leading candidate for president yourself, can you be unbiased when you write about the other candidates?''

Yes. When I believe that my opponents are wrong, I will point that out. But, by the same token, when I believe that my opponents are having carnal relations with livestock, I will point that out, too. ''Fair and balanced,'' that is my legally trademarked motto.

Read it all! (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/6761106.htm)


Dave Barry is one of the funniest men alive. Vote Dave for president!

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[Ich]

I am a great fan of his. I think he's run for president several times before.

[carrot red]

Make accordions, not war!

[theplustwo]

i'd vote for him. yeah, i think he pretty much 'runs' every election anymore. hey, how many other presidential candidates have written as many NY Times best sellers as mr. barry? not to mention won the pulitzer prize o.o