Starkist
09-15-2003, 06:00 AM
People often ask me: ''Dave, as a leading candidate for president yourself, can you be unbiased when you write about the other candidates?''
Yes. When I believe that my opponents are wrong, I will point that out. But, by the same token, when I believe that my opponents are having carnal relations with livestock, I will point that out, too. ''Fair and balanced,'' that is my legally trademarked motto.
Read it all! (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/6761106.htm)
Dave Barry is one of the funniest men alive. Vote Dave for president!
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Yes. When I believe that my opponents are wrong, I will point that out. But, by the same token, when I believe that my opponents are having carnal relations with livestock, I will point that out, too. ''Fair and balanced,'' that is my legally trademarked motto.
Read it all! (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/6761106.htm)
Dave Barry is one of the funniest men alive. Vote Dave for president!
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