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Prrkitty
08-26-2003, 12:23 AM
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday! "

"WOW! " exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
Blonde799
08-26-2003, 12:44 AM
Ha.:D There should be a large 48 pack, so I could make sure my spouse won't cheat.:laughing:
Lone Wolf
08-26-2003, 03:01 AM
lol, thats pretty good.
Master Ghaleon
08-26-2003, 03:08 AM
I brought a pack of 6 condoms Prrkitty, so when are ya coming over? :)
Gerudo
08-26-2003, 03:45 AM
:rofl:

mg, you slick slick man..
Drunken Tiger
08-26-2003, 05:54 AM
LoL, thats a mad little bit of info!! :p

Thanks!! :thumbsup:
Yoshiman
08-26-2003, 06:16 AM
I thought the 12 pack would be for the rest of your life if you're married. And I never learned about condoms in health class. I learned about it all at the lunch table.
Blonde799
08-26-2003, 07:27 AM
/me thinks of that specific South Park episode.......

Oh god. Never learn about condoms from normal people.:p
J.J. Maxx
08-26-2003, 09:45 AM
It's nice not to need condoms when your married.. :thumbsup:
Lone Wolf
08-26-2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by J.J. Maxx
It's nice not to need condoms when your married.. :thumbsup:

Pending that you want a kid maybe, unless she is on the pill or something....
Prrkitty
08-26-2003, 02:06 PM
Thank God I don't have to worry about condoms. I had all the "baby makin" stuff taken out long, long ago ;) Hubby is ALL the kid I need.

And as for you MasterG... are you sure you REALLY wanna tackle a red-head? ;)
Link 101
08-26-2003, 03:15 PM
I learned about, well, actually, I don't remember. I just did I guess. That was really funny though.
Master Ghaleon
08-26-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Prrkitty
Thank God I don't have to worry about condoms. I had all the "baby makin" stuff taken out long, long ago ;) Hubby is ALL the kid I need.

And as for you MasterG... are you sure you REALLY wanna tackle a red-head? ;)

Oh ive tackled a red head before, Bring it on :tongue:
Prrkitty
08-27-2003, 12:45 AM
Raar!!! <tells hubby I'll be back in 3 days> and heads to MasterG's house!! YOU asked for it young'un!! ;) <smirk>

oh oh! this ain't on topic ya know.... <lol>
Blonde799
08-27-2003, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by J.J. Maxx
It's nice not to need condoms when your married.. :thumbsup:
Well I don't want my courage, dignity, substance and weaknesses removed all at once.:p
Raichu86
08-27-2003, 10:18 AM
Heh, that was a good one. :p