Goat
08-21-2003, 06:10 AM
I get a package in teh mail the other day, it was addressed to me, but didnt have a return address on it. I open it up, and a bunch of nails, nuts, bolts, and macaroni fly out at me. I lost my dog and my left eye as a result of this heinous action. At the bottom of the package I found mormon blood, as well as freid chicken grease. When i gave the package to teh police, they were all like yep, it was jiggly, and i was like jiggly? as in the pokemon, and they were like no, as in the mormon, and i was liek fuck, well i really really hate him for no reason what so ever, and they were like well it appears he hates you too, and i was liek but hes mormon, mormons cant hate, they con only marry 24 underage women and harrass people who are scared of them, and they were like well he isnt a very good mormon then is he? and i was like i guess not, and they were like hey, you are under 21, do you want us to buy you jack daniels, and i was liek sure, can you pick me up a 2 liter of dr pepper as well, and they were liek ya, no problem, then they let me play with their guns. And that was my day at the police station.