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Jemsee
08-19-2003, 04:56 PM
More bad humor.
You asked for it.:rolleyes:

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going?
You just shot my waiter, and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager,
"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word "panda."

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I hope you appreciate this...
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this could be on the verg of spam you know...
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I could get banned... :scared:
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"PANDA: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats 'shoots' and 'leaves'."
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eats - shoots - and leaves, get it huh do you get it...
err...umm...so how about that Boner Thread? (http://www.armageddongames.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=75000)

Tygore
08-19-2003, 05:01 PM
/me bites Jemsee for making such a bad joke-post AGAIN
/me shoots Jemsee
/me leaves...

slothman
08-19-2003, 05:33 PM
I heard that before but it's still funny.

Mitsukara
08-19-2003, 05:53 PM
:sweat:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha....ha.......... .ha....

That's terrible, Jemsee. Did you make that up yourself? No offence, but that's worse than some of the jokes I've made...

Prrkitty
08-19-2003, 06:18 PM
Jemsee... I need one of your jokes once a day :) So far today... those depends... are well on their way of becoming a strong factor in my future - thanks to you!! <giggle>

Jigglysaint
08-19-2003, 06:41 PM
/me has no comment

carrot red
08-20-2003, 03:03 AM
Jemsee, please stop. (Or else I'd have to do what Tygore did.:D )

SSJ3500
08-20-2003, 02:39 PM
I heard that a few years ago, still good though.

Maverick_Zero
08-20-2003, 02:44 PM
What happened to you Jemsee? You used to be cool. j/k

ShadowTiger
08-20-2003, 05:09 PM
:eek: Jemsee's cool. :eek: Why would you even say such a blasphemous thing. I think he's acting more like me than I am! :D :laughing: