Jemsee
08-05-2003, 05:23 PM
10. Villains are easily distracted when offered a Jellybaby.
9. Things that roll around and say "Exterminate!" over and over are
BAD. Under no circumstances should you get involved with these things!
8. Anything that's small on the outside will always be bigger on the
inside.
7. All aliens look exactly like humans.
6. If you happen to be wearing a long scarf and are toting along a
robotic dog, it's perfectly alright, no one will notice.
http://nitro9.earth.uni.edu/doctor/k9.gif
5. When time traveling, you will always show up in the worst place
possible.
4. If you do something stupid, don't worry. Your companions are the
ones who will get in trouble, not you.
3. Wearing a shirt with question marks on the collar is normal.
2. Almost everyone you know has to have long, more than three
syllables, names, because otherwise the rest of the "Time Tots" won't be impressed.
And the #1 thing I learned from watching "Doctor Who" is....
1. There's no problem that reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
won't fix.
http://www.americanatheist.org/columns/drwho2.gif
9. Things that roll around and say "Exterminate!" over and over are
BAD. Under no circumstances should you get involved with these things!
8. Anything that's small on the outside will always be bigger on the
inside.
7. All aliens look exactly like humans.
6. If you happen to be wearing a long scarf and are toting along a
robotic dog, it's perfectly alright, no one will notice.
http://nitro9.earth.uni.edu/doctor/k9.gif
5. When time traveling, you will always show up in the worst place
possible.
4. If you do something stupid, don't worry. Your companions are the
ones who will get in trouble, not you.
3. Wearing a shirt with question marks on the collar is normal.
2. Almost everyone you know has to have long, more than three
syllables, names, because otherwise the rest of the "Time Tots" won't be impressed.
And the #1 thing I learned from watching "Doctor Who" is....
1. There's no problem that reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
won't fix.
http://www.americanatheist.org/columns/drwho2.gif