Top 10 things I learned from watching Dr. Who

[Jemsee]

10. Villains are easily distracted when offered a Jellybaby.

9. Things that roll around and say "Exterminate!" over and over are
BAD. Under no circumstances should you get involved with these things!

8. Anything that's small on the outside will always be bigger on the
inside.

7. All aliens look exactly like humans.

6. If you happen to be wearing a long scarf and are toting along a
robotic dog, it's perfectly alright, no one will notice.
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5. When time traveling, you will always show up in the worst place
possible.

4. If you do something stupid, don't worry. Your companions are the
ones who will get in trouble, not you.

3. Wearing a shirt with question marks on the collar is normal.

2. Almost everyone you know has to have long, more than three
syllables, names, because otherwise the rest of the "Time Tots" won't be impressed.

And the #1 thing I learned from watching "Doctor Who" is....

1. There's no problem that reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
won't fix.
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[Jigglysaint]

Beware the salt and pepper shakers!!!!

[TheGeepster]

"You don't have to worry if you lose a lady friend. You can always find another one."

[Majin_Tobias]

5. When time traveling, you will always show up in the worst place
possible.

Wrong......Back to the Future has Marty going back to 1955, where he fixed a _lot_ of problems in his family, both on purpose and inadventatly. Unless you're talking about literal location, but then again, farmland isn't so bad.

[TheGeepster]

Back to the Future is heresy. Dr Who (and Sam Beckett for that matter) always end up in the most disadvantageous spot.

"The chameleon circuit never functions correctly. But that's OK because a London phone booth fits the scenery of any location."