PDA

View Full Version : Captain, statistics show a survival rate of 89%


Predcon1
08-01-2003, 10:42 AM
Hello all.

As you can see, I have returned from my brief excursion in the military. Things didn't work out the way I'd planned. I got discharged from basic training for a "stress-related psychological disorder" or something stupid like that. I'm ok, for those of you kind enough to ask, just a little disappointed. Right now my plans are to go to get a job of some kind and go to college.

So what have I missed?
J.J. Maxx
08-01-2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by Predcon1
I got discharged from basic training for a "stress-related psychological disorder" or something stupid like that.

... you shot someone, didn't you? :laughing:
The Savior
08-01-2003, 11:29 AM
Hey, welcome back, bud! That's too bad about your discharge, but you'll manage. Glad you're back.
linkofzelda1
08-01-2003, 02:51 PM
Well, that's better than actually going through the rest of bootcamp... Right??? :P
Predcon1
08-01-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by J.J. Maxx


... you shot someone, didn't you? :laughing:

I didn't shoot him, just beat him up a little bit.
J.J. Maxx
08-01-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Predcon1
I didn't shoot him, just beat him up a little bit.

Yeah, thats what I thought! Good to have you back! :thumbsup:
zables
08-01-2003, 09:26 PM
well welcome back man,
look at things this way, you dont have to listen to some big black or white man yelling at you really early in the morning and making you eat horrible food...
now you get to come back to AGN with the rest of us...
now that i think about it, i dont think that your much better off :p
Predcon1
08-03-2003, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by zables
...making you eat horrible food...


Now wait just a damn minute. The food was actually pretty good. The problem was that we only had three minutes to eat.
AlexMax
08-04-2003, 12:52 AM
Hrmph. You only beat up someone? And they kicked you out?

That's beat up... (pun unintended)...but in any case, welcome back.
TheGeepster
08-04-2003, 07:32 PM
Welcome back. Darn shame about the military discharge. But perhaps it's for the best.
moocow
08-04-2003, 07:44 PM
Glad you're back and doing well. Sorry you got discharged though. Hope everything works out for ya :)
Predcon1
08-04-2003, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by AlexMax
Hrmph. You only beat up someone? And they kicked you out?

That's beat up... (pun unintended)...but in any case, welcome back.

It wasn't so much that I beat someone up as it was the manner in which I beat him up.