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zora man
07-27-2003, 09:03 AM
Ok I was chatting when I got some message that wanted me to go to a porn site,I did what I always do and gave them a link to rotten.com,then closed the window.
well I got a response!
heres the chat.
The reason I acted like this is because she pissed me off by sending me it over and over again.:ooh:

shatteredzman: StevieLee2113: i think im going to be sick
shatteredzman: heh
shatteredzman: hey
StevieLee2113: ive seen shit like that in traffic safety
StevieLee2113: huh?
StevieLee2113: i feel dizzy
StevieLee2113: i think im going to pass out
shatteredzman: dont look at the site then =O
StevieLee2113: do you like looking a that stuff
shatteredzman: its funny
StevieLee2113: no its not
shatteredzman: it is to me
StevieLee2113: you dont have a girlfriend do you
shatteredzman: nope
shatteredzman: I wish =P
shatteredzman: to lazy to go out and get one
StevieLee2113: note to self dont look at that stuff if you want a girl
shatteredzman: heh
shatteredzman: so you gonna play that game I showed you?
StevieLee2113: no
shatteredzman: awww
StevieLee2113: my stomach is in knots
StevieLee2113: it wasnt the best thing for me to see
shatteredzman: then leave the site
StevieLee2113: my best friend had his face ripped off in a car accident
StevieLee2113: i did
shatteredzman: ouch
shatteredzman: whats he look like now?
StevieLee2113: that stuff made me want to cry
StevieLee2113: they put titanium in the front half of his skull and he looks as far as face structure the same but he has scars now
shatteredzman: oh
shatteredzman: I didnt know they got that good at surgery
shatteredzman: must of cost an arm and a leg thouhj
shatteredzman: *though
StevieLee2113: he had a bunch of layers of skin burnt and stuff and you can see like the outlines of his old tatoos
shatteredzman: heh
StevieLee2113: he goes to seattle and the University of washington med students get to watch surgeries on him so its free
shatteredzman: oh
StevieLee2113: his helicopter trip was a million
shatteredzman: I cant stand real guts and stuf
StevieLee2113: his mom has the bill
StevieLee2113: insurance payed for it
shatteredzman: pictures are ok though
StevieLee2113: note to self dont be a CSI
dont be a CSI
StevieLee2113: oops
shatteredzman: being a clean up crew is worse
shatteredzman: they have to clean the mess left from the corpse
StevieLee2113: i mean the guy in the tub
StevieLee2113: and was it that dirty in the bathroom before it happened?
shatteredzman: probably not
StevieLee2113: or did it steam and then stick
shatteredzman: probably steam
StevieLee2113: (tears)
shatteredzman: just dont let it bother ya
StevieLee2113: it is
StevieLee2113: im scared of death
shatteredzman: then dont think about it
shatteredzman: dont be afraid of death
shatteredzman: I own death!
StevieLee2113: i have been since i was 7
shatteredzman: when I die I die I wont have to worry about being dead once I am so why worry now?
shatteredzman: I dont beleive in god or satan either
shatteredzman: they were created because people dear death
StevieLee2113: i think i should go watch some tv
shatteredzman: just like you!
shatteredzman: ok
shatteredzman: *bored*
StevieLee2113: i dont feel good
shatteredzman: get some sleep then
shatteredzman: ummmmm
shatteredzman: drink some soda
StevieLee2113: i dont want to dream about this shit
StevieLee2113: i bet you drink and drive to
shatteredzman: http://pointlesswasteoftime.com/
shatteredzman: no
shatteredzman: I"m 15
shatteredzman: I cant =P
StevieLee2113: you have no parents?
shatteredzman: I do
shatteredzman: a mom
shatteredzman: thats it
StevieLee2113: there you go
shatteredzman: what?
StevieLee2113: thats why you are into this crap
shatteredzman: your odd
shatteredzman: I'm odd
shatteredzman: were odd
shatteredzman: like I care if I have a dad
StevieLee2113: sex is better than this crap you are looking at just wear a condom be safe trust me sex is better than this
shatteredzman: ummm
shatteredzman: oooook
shatteredzman: like I could get some action
StevieLee2113: anyone can trust me
shatteredzman: if you pay for it
StevieLee2113: no
StevieLee2113: you go to school?
shatteredzman: yes
shatteredzman: but listen
StevieLee2113: its called a slut
shatteredzman: I hate people in general
shatteredzman: I love offending other
shatteredzman: others
StevieLee2113: go hug your mom
shatteredzman: she not here
StevieLee2113: where is she
shatteredzman: I'm at my grandparent
shatteredzman: s
StevieLee2113: oh great
shatteredzman: NO!
StevieLee2113: bet they love you
shatteredzman: yes they do
shatteredzman: I'm not gonna ug them though
StevieLee2113: dude dont be a loser in high schoo
shatteredzman: I jave a cold heart and I want to keep it that way
shatteredzman: I like being spitefull
StevieLee2113: cold hearted people get beat up
shatteredzman: are you sure about that?
StevieLee2113: yes
shatteredzman: did you ever wonder about how strong I am?
StevieLee2113: I beat up cold hearted people in high school
StevieLee2113: no
StevieLee2113: dont need to
shatteredzman: well I dont need to worry aboiut being urt
shatteredzman: *hurt
shatteredzman: I'm more likely to hurt them more then they will hurt me
StevieLee2113: <black belt who didnt follow the rule of dont use your skills for personal gain only use for self defence
shatteredzman: hey I have another freind whos talking to me
StevieLee2113: ok
shatteredzman: wanna make a chat room?
StevieLee2113: um no thanks
shatteredzman: ok
shatteredzman: you can keep on nagging me now
StevieLee2113: my husband just came in he wants me to come to bed
shatteredzman: its fun
shatteredzman: aww darn
shatteredzman: get some sleep
shatteredzman: you need it
StevieLee2113: i dont think he wants me to come sleep
StevieLee2113: im not in the mood for anything though
shatteredzman: hmmm
StevieLee2113: hmm what
shatteredzman: I dunno
shatteredzman: just thinking
StevieLee2113: spill it
shatteredzman: I'm thinking if the owner of that game I showed you(the link)will let me help make it
shatteredzman: not what ya though huh?
StevieLee2113: um i just wanted to know what you were thinking
shatteredzman: ok
StevieLee2113: and listing to Thomas b1tch at me cause ive been on the computer to long
shatteredzman: if I get to help make it then I get to be a gamemaster and I can toy with the people
StevieLee2113: he doesnt do computers to well
StevieLee2113: i can toy with you
shatteredzman: is tomas is your husband?
StevieLee2113: i can get in your hard drive and f|_|ck with it
StevieLee2113: yeah
shatteredzman: so can I
shatteredzman: I know people who are better then me too
shatteredzman: that can hack big company servers
StevieLee2113: well thats cause you just met me
StevieLee2113: yeah i have a dad
StevieLee2113: he does that shit
StevieLee2113: and thoms family are private investigators and they do that shit once in a while
shatteredzman: anyway uif you hack me I got your ip and screen name I can report you
StevieLee2113: and i can report you
shatteredzman: for what?
StevieLee2113: anything
shatteredzman: proof?
StevieLee2113: well i could just come to your house
shatteredzman: where do I live?
StevieLee2113: i have connections
StevieLee2113: thoms brother
shatteredzman: so do I its called internet
shatteredzman: =P
StevieLee2113: um no
shatteredzman: its a joke
shatteredzman: a bad joke
StevieLee2113: thats what thoms family does they hunt people down
shatteredzman: well you cant do anything to me
shatteredzman: well
shatteredzman: even if you do I could get you hunted down
StevieLee2113: i dont live here
shatteredzman: well that doesnt matter
StevieLee2113: and i dont have credit
StevieLee2113: my name isnt anywhere
StevieLee2113: i just got married
shatteredzman: your fun to talk to you know that?
StevieLee2113: why am i fun to talk to
shatteredzman: you think you got power over me
StevieLee2113: no you think that
StevieLee2113: dude your 15 youre not even done growing
shatteredzman: whats that matter?
StevieLee2113: i bet you got a d1ckydoo
StevieLee2113: Im going to go have sex now
shatteredzman: you go do that
shatteredzman: enjoy your cock =P
StevieLee2113: yeah im going to grow one so i can mushroom stamp your forhead then tea bag your chin
shatteredzman: you got issues
StevieLee2113: yeah you do
StevieLee2113: look at yourself you get a kick out of guts in pics you cant even look at the real thing
shatteredzman: so
shatteredzman: your point?
StevieLee2113: ive seen the real thing i watch a guy almost die in front of my house
shatteredzman: I bet you think your special then?
StevieLee2113: no
shatteredzman: then quit bragging
StevieLee2113: i saw it when i was 5
StevieLee2113: I just know not to act stupid
StevieLee2113: what am i bragging about
shatteredzman: well then dont act stupid and bug some one else
shatteredzman: shatteredzman: your point?
StevieLee2113: ive seen the real thing i watch a guy almost die in front of my house
StevieLee2113: DILLIGAF
shatteredzman:
StevieLee2113:ok I'll go away
shatteredzman: good
shatteredzman: bye
StevieLee2113: Eat a d1ck up
shatteredzman: suck my d1ck!
shatteredzman: c'mon suck it
StevieLee2113: You know what I bet when you look at those nasty ass picks youre probably happier than two faggots at a d1ck tree
StevieLee2113: why its small
StevieLee2113: and i dont need a toothpick
shatteredzman: please suck it
StevieLee2113: why
shatteredzman: suck it!!
shatteredzman: because I want you too
shatteredzman: b1tches suck the best
StevieLee2113: im a b1tch
shatteredzman: if you want to be
StevieLee2113: Of course i am
shatteredzman: lol
StevieLee2113: but you saying it like its a bad thing
shatteredzman: wheres my money hoe?
StevieLee2113: dont call me a hoe
shatteredzman: hoe
StevieLee2113: whats your definition of a hoe
shatteredzman: a slut pimps gonna make money off of
StevieLee2113: ok i gave bjs out for free
StevieLee2113: and besides sluts have to sleep around Ive only slept with one guy for the last two years
StevieLee2113: hes the only one ive been with
shatteredzman: why are you wasting your time on me b1tch?
StevieLee2113: cause youre so little
shatteredzman: proof?
StevieLee2113: and youre probably a crack baby
shatteredzman: proof?
StevieLee2113: listen to yourself
shatteredzman: So I like being a jerk
StevieLee2113: are you done
shatteredzman: are you?
StevieLee2113: no
shatteredzman: ok
StevieLee2113: but this is getting old
shatteredzman: continue please
shatteredzman: its getting more fun for me though
shatteredzman: your b1tching makes me laugh
StevieLee2113: yeah well i have to go to the emergency room
shatteredzman: did you catch your self on fire again?
StevieLee2113: thoms caughing up blood i got to go
shatteredzman: haha
shatteredzman: to much c0ck
StevieLee2113: Im going to find your sorry f|_|cking ass when i get back ill come to your house and beat your ass like a red headed step child knock it the f|_|ck off and stay off my man
shatteredzman: theb I'll sue
shatteredzman: *then
shatteredzman: I'm happy now
Previous message was not received by StevieLee2113 because of error: User StevieLee2113 is not available.

Most of this stuff I said was to be mean and full of lies I'm really a nice guy and wont say that stuff...if you dont spam me on aim.
You may think of me as a a$$hole but remember,she made me mad so I offended her I must admit it was fun getting my revenge!:laughing:
Please dont message either of us,if you message me I will block you and warn you.

the_hydra
07-27-2003, 09:08 AM
lol I like that funny dude!!!