Tendjewberrymud

[carrot red]

Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation... Read aloud for best results.
Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny"
for a while after reading this.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...


Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No, just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy,
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G: "You're welcome"


:rofl:
I got the idea to post it after reading the *Indonesian* one posted by moocow.

[Paradox]

Talk about an accent O_O

when i first clicked on this topic, it looked like it read "Tend Jew Berry Mud"

[Jigglysaint]

Wow, I understood that pretty well. No really, it make perfect sense.

[TheGeepster]

I got this in an email somewhere. It's hilarious..

[theplustwo]

lol, after reading the third line i looked up and figured out what the topic meant. :P

[Master Ghaleon]

Sounds like my grandmother talking. Cant understand a word she says.

[gdorf]

Haha, I didn't figure it out till the very end, cool!

[Drunken Tiger]

LoL

Thats a good one carrot!! Took me a while though... Maybe that suggests something.. :sweat: