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[Yoshiman]

CLIK HER31!!111 WTF (http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html) ITS A RILLY W3IRD TRANSLA2R TAHT I FOUND WHIEL LOKNG FOR A TRANSLAETD ROM PATCH!1!! OMG BIESXUAL POLAR BARS!!1!1111!!!1!1!!!111!1! WTF

[carrot red]

H3Y YOSHI HOW R U 2DAY??!?!?!!? LOL HOWS TEH WAATH3R IN UR NEK OF DA WODS?!!!??

I'm not sure I said that, but if the translator says so...

[Yoshiman]

DA WAATH3R IS RANEY!1!!!!1 WTF ITS B3N RANEY FOR TEH PAST F3W DAYS SO I CANT GO IN MAH POL11!111! OMG I RILLY WISH I HAD A HA8R FOR IT!!1!! OMG WTF LOL

[AlphaDawg]

THIS IS COL BUT I GOT NAWS FOR U ZALDA64GLD DOASNT TYPE 3XACTLY LIEK THIS!1!11!1 LOL I MUST SAY IM QUIET DISAPOINT3D11!!! OMG NOW TAHT WERE ON TEH SUBJECT SOMEBODY HAS 2 MAEK AN ACTUAL ZELDA64GLD 2 3NGLISH TRANSLA2R!!11!11 OMG WTF LOL COM3 ON HAKERS AND CRAKERS LATS GO!1!1

[Tygore]

I DOUBT IT CUD B DONA1!1!1!1! OMG WTF NOT AVEN A TEM OF TEH GREAETST HAKARS AND CRAK3RS CUD BGIN 2 UNDERSTAND TEH MIND OF ZELDA64GLD!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL I WONDER WUT WUD HAPEN IF WE PUT HIM IN TEH MATRIX???!?! OMG WTF

[Drunken Tiger]

LOL THIS IS TEH SHITS!1!11!11!!!!1111!1111 OMG LOL P

I WONDER WUT WIL HAP3N IF I TYP3 LIEK THIS AT SKOOL..!!1!1!1!1!!111!!11!1!!!!111!!!1! WTF LOL

[Breaker]

Originally posted by AlphaDawg
THIS IS COL BUT I GOT NAWS FOR U ZALDA64GLD DOASNT TYPE 3XACTLY LIEK THIS!1!11!1 LOL I MUST SAY IM QUIET DISAPOINT3D11!!! OMG NOW TAHT WERE ON TEH SUBJECT SOMEBODY HAS 2 MAEK AN ACTUAL ZELDA64GLD 2 3NGLISH TRANSLA2R!!11!11 OMG WTF LOL COM3 ON HAKERS AND CRAKERS LATS GO!1!1

Eckels has done so in the form of a mIRC script. (yes, Eckels does frequent chat... but he hates you all)

[vegeta1215]

I dunno...looks pretty close to ZELDA64GLD to me. But, his rants didn't really have any kind of pattern...and if they did, that kid spent way too much time typing.

I might have to check out Eckels' script to compare.

[Dart Zaidyer]

I don't care for some of the style it adds to my text, but nevertheless, here is a scathing one for all of you:

"HEY I CANT FIGURA OUT HOW 2 US3 ZELDA CLASIC FOR DOS1!!!!1 OMG LOL IS THEIR A PINAD 2PIC I CAN LOK AT FOR H3LP?!!!?!! OMG LOL H3LP ME PLZ H3LP1!1!!! OMG WTF"

[zora man]

I LIEK THIS U1!111 LOL AL SHUD BOW BFORE MAH ALMIGHTY TYPNG SKILS
BOW!11!11!1 OMG LOL NOW OR I WIL SMIET U!11!1!1!11!!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL OOD I SE NO DIF3R3NCE
!1!!!11! WTF LOL

[Ganonator]

THIS IS SEMNGLY A BIG WAST3 OF TIEM1!11 WTF SUPRISNGLY EVEN TEH LARGAST WORDS I TYP3 SUCH AS EL3CTRO3NCEPHALOGRAPH AND ANCYCLOP3DIA BRITANICA SEM RATHER STUPID IN THIS FORM

BUT!1111 THAN AGANE WER3 AL FUK3D UP IF W3 DO THIS FOR FUN!!111!1 OMG WTF

[Goat]

Ya, Zelda64gld was actually one of the most intelligent people here. He mixed up his letters, and said funny things, but every letter to every word was always present, and his grammar was always impecible. You also never wanted to get in a debate or argument with him, very few came out alive, and nobody ever won.

[Dracula]

I LIEK 2 MASTURBAET DALEY 3IGHT TIEMS ON DA WEKDAYS AND THIRTY TWO TIEMS ON TEH WEK3NDS 2 CATCH UP ON TEH TIEMS I MISAD ON DA WEKDAYS!1!1!!1! OMG

This is, indeed, the shit, for those with no time on their hands, and no life on their shoulders... People like me :D

[Blonde799]

THIS IS DA SHIZ BUT Z WUT TEH FUK THIS PERSONS NME WAS TYP3S BTER THAN THIS CRAP1!!!! WTF

Man, too many WTFs.

[Ian]

THIS IS A BIT LIEK HOW ZELDA64GLD TYPED BUT HE US3D BOTH CAPITAL LATERS AND SMAL!!!!1!11 WTF THIS ONLY US3S CAPITALS :p


MAYB HE HAD SOM3THNG LIEK THIS WHICH HED JUST TRANSLAET IT THROUGH AND ITD SCREW AROUND WIT IT!! WTF LOL

Yes, too many wtf's

[mike5000]

Y3S IT IS A DRAM COM3 TRUA NOW I CAN B JUST LIEK Z3LDA64GLD AND TOK ABOUT BIESXUAL POLAR BARS!!11!11!!1!!! OMG

[Trunks]

ok just havin a little fun :lol:

OMG LET M3 SE HOW THIS FUKNG THNG WORKS SO I CAN TOK ABOUT PUSY!111 LOL WTF IT AD AL CAPS 2 MAH FUKNG SHIT TAHT IS TYPAD GOAT S3X!!1!1111 WTF LOL