favorite quote

[slef]

there are so many funny quotes. whats your favorite?

my favorite is "tell them.... I hate them" from futurama. thats such a funny show

[skidphyzz]

"Give me liberty or give me some other option." - Gardield, of course thats not my favorite quote of all time but it's pretty good.

[theplustwo]

is that from garfield? i thought that was from sabrina, the teenage witch.

my favorite quote is probably the boss's line from my all time favorite dilbert strip: 'i wonder if my programs ever compile?'

[SquishyMon]

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
-Tom Lehrer

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
-Tom Lehrer

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
-Tom Lehrer

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
-Mel Brooks

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
-Albert Einstein

[Ibis, God of Magicks]

My new favorite quote is from "Bruce Almighty"

-Why, hello ther my anal dwelling butt-monkey

[moocow]

"Wow. Are you mentally retarded?"
- Breaker

/me cracks up

[moon_princess]

I dunno who originally said it for sure, but my faves one I heard from zfreak2004 along time ago:

"There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's parents."

That's my motto :D

[Smokin' D. Grass]

"We must view, with profound respect, the infinite capacity of the human mind to refuse the introduction of useful information."
-Thomas Raynesford Lounsbury

[gdorf]

"If you try to fail, and succeed at doing so, what are you really doing?" -- unknown author

"Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man." -- Office Space

"Fat man in a little coat." -- Tommy Boy

[NorseHeathenX]

Mine can be found at QUOTES (www.angelfire.com/empire/stray)

[MANDRAG GANON]

I'd tell you my favorite quote but I'd get banned XD
lesse, I dunno really.....i've never really had a favorite quote, not one that I can remember at least.

[carrot red]

Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Me.

[SquishyMon]

... and don't do tomorrow what somebody else can do today.
me too

[theplustwo]

some quotes which were made by me are:

'that's not copyright infringement'
-said about any 'ripoff' product that barely changes the name from a national brand

'hit 'em where they ain't'
-applies to any situation, ever

'coincidence or conspiricy?'
-example: mel gibson is a movie star, so is mel brooks. coincidence, or conspiricy?

[TheGeepster]

You can see a list of top quotes in my sig anytime, most of them from the Ozy & Millie webcomic.

However, one of the most profound is "Never do anything phenomenally stupid."

[Tsukuru]

I have two:

"Happiness is the purest form of human insanity."

- Me


Originally posted by Breaker in GB

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[Dracula]

"Do you want to get rid of annoying pop-ups?"
~pop-up ad

[Fatty Lumpkin]

"I'd give you my name, but you might get it dirty."
-Gourry (sp?), a character from 'Slayers'

"I'm in a bit of a pickle and I need you to help me hollow my way out."
-A guy I work with.

[deathbyhokie]

"assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"
it's from under siege 2 i belive

[Taiken]

"POWDERED WATER! just add...hmm......."