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there are so many funny quotes. whats your favorite?
my favorite is "tell them.... I hate them" from futurama. thats such a funny show
skidphyzz
05-27-2003, 09:45 PM
"Give me liberty or give me some other option." - Gardield, of course thats not my favorite quote of all time but it's pretty good.
theplustwo
05-27-2003, 09:51 PM
is that from garfield? i thought that was from sabrina, the teenage witch.
my favorite quote is probably the boss's line from my all time favorite dilbert strip: 'i wonder if my programs ever compile?'
SquishyMon
05-27-2003, 09:53 PM
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
-Tom Lehrer
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
-Tom Lehrer
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
-Tom Lehrer
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
-Mel Brooks
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
-Albert Einstein
Ibis, God of Magicks
05-27-2003, 10:09 PM
My new favorite quote is from "Bruce Almighty"
-Why, hello ther my anal dwelling butt-monkey
moocow
05-27-2003, 10:42 PM
"Wow. Are you mentally retarded?"
- Breaker
/me cracks up
moon_princess
05-27-2003, 11:03 PM
I dunno who originally said it for sure, but my faves one I heard from zfreak2004 along time ago:
"There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's parents."
That's my motto :D
Smokin' D. Grass
05-27-2003, 11:11 PM
"We must view, with profound respect, the infinite capacity of the human mind to refuse the introduction of useful information."
-Thomas Raynesford Lounsbury
gdorf
05-28-2003, 01:18 AM
"If you try to fail, and succeed at doing so, what are you really doing?" -- unknown author
"Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man." -- Office Space
"Fat man in a little coat." -- Tommy Boy
NorseHeathenX
05-28-2003, 01:46 AM
Mine can be found at QUOTES (www.angelfire.com/empire/stray)
MANDRAG GANON
05-28-2003, 09:24 AM
I'd tell you my favorite quote but I'd get banned XD
lesse, I dunno really.....i've never really had a favorite quote, not one that I can remember at least.
carrot red
05-28-2003, 10:11 AM
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Me.
SquishyMon
05-28-2003, 12:10 PM
... and don't do tomorrow what somebody else can do today.
me too
theplustwo
05-29-2003, 10:40 AM
some quotes which were made by me are:
'that's not copyright infringement'
-said about any 'ripoff' product that barely changes the name from a national brand
'hit 'em where they ain't'
-applies to any situation, ever
'coincidence or conspiricy?'
-example: mel gibson is a movie star, so is mel brooks. coincidence, or conspiricy?
TheGeepster
05-29-2003, 11:36 AM
You can see a list of top quotes in my sig anytime, most of them from the Ozy & Millie webcomic.
However, one of the most profound is "Never do anything phenomenally stupid."
Tsukuru
05-29-2003, 01:33 PM
I have two:
"Happiness is the purest form of human insanity."
- Me
Originally posted by Breaker in GB
Are you a newbie?
31 - You quote yourself ...
Breaker loves us.
Dracula
05-29-2003, 01:59 PM
"Do you want to get rid of annoying pop-ups?"
~pop-up ad
Fatty Lumpkin
05-29-2003, 02:01 PM
"I'd give you my name, but you might get it dirty."
-Gourry (sp?), a character from 'Slayers'
"I'm in a bit of a pickle and I need you to help me hollow my way out."
-A guy I work with.
deathbyhokie
05-29-2003, 03:11 PM
"assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"
it's from under siege 2 i belive
Taiken
05-29-2003, 06:49 PM
"POWDERED WATER! just add...hmm......."
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