Here's a stupid e-mail forward for you

[Beldaran]

I am a huge hater of e-mail forwards, so I sort of apologize for this, but I actually found this one entertaining so I figured I post it. Bleh.


>I've learned that you cannot make
>someone love you. All you can do is
>stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>
>I've learned that just because you're paranoid
>doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
>
>
>I've learned that you can get by
>on charm for about fifteen minutes.
>After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge
>boobs.
>
>I've learned that you shouldn't
>compare yourself to others - they are more
>screwed up than you think.
>
>I've learned that you can keep puking long
>after you think you're finished.
>
>I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
>unless we are celebrities.
>
>I've learned that regardless of how hot and
>steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades,
>and there had
>better be a lot of money to take its place.
>
>I've learned that the people you care most about in
>life
>are taken from you too soon and all the less important
>ones
>just never go away.
>
>You can share this with 5 friends...they'll
>appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will
>happen.
>
>If not, tough shit

[TheGeepster]

I sense some cynicism in the email.. :laughing:

/me nominates this thread as inspirational thread of the quarter.

[Ich]

>I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
>unless we are celebrities.

Or if you're a inner party member when the liberals are in power.

[AlexMax]

You are doing them a favor by forwarding it.

Jesus fuck, what a waste of bandwidth these things are...

[stormwatcheagle]

Originally posted by AlexMax

Jesus fuck, what a waste of bandwidth these things are...

Jesus fuck?

/me ponders the meaning of "Jesus fuck" for a moment...

I always delete forwarded messages without even reading them. They're usally just stupid jokes or cons. At least the message has truth in it.

[Blonde799]

Originally posted by stormwatcheagle
Jesus fuck?

Actually, if you think about it, that makes sense. If you take the F-word, and divide into an acronym, it might read:"Fornication Under the Consent of the King". But, my opinion never mattered anyway, so just ignore this post.:p

/me is astounded at how much truth there is in the starter post. :laughing: