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carrot red
04-23-2003, 09:17 AM
…what would you call it? What snappy title would the story of your life till now have?

Mine would be something like:
-“My Life: A Redhead’s Perspective On Trial & Error”.
-“The New Dance: One Step Back, Two More Steps Back”.:tongue:
-“ My Wicked Ways, Wishful Thinking!”
Or better still:
-“Save Yourself The Money, This Book Sucks”.

Either that or:
-“The Acclaimed Princess Of The Vast Masses”. But that wouldn’t be much of an autobiography now, would it?:D (More like the biggest fiction ever, I know).

Polymorphic OOP
04-23-2003, 09:25 AM
There already was a book about me. It's called the bible :D

Gerudo
04-23-2003, 09:30 AM
oy...

my title would be... hmm...

Reality of A Man: Life Behind A Mask :)

goKi
04-23-2003, 10:30 AM
If there were an autobiography on me.. it would fit on 2 sheets of paper, and probably wouldnt have a title, as it would be given away for free, like one of those fliers that noone ever reads -_-'

SquishyMon
04-23-2003, 11:37 AM
"There, Back Again, and Somewhere Else"
the story of a lazy slacker who becomes a hard-working millionaire. :rolleyes:

Paradox
04-23-2003, 12:01 PM
I'd keep it simple. Here's a quick cover I made.

http://paradox.homestead.com/files/paradoxbook.jpg

moocow
04-23-2003, 12:33 PM
Mine would be:

"Moo: The Life of a Cow in Human Form."

Or

"Moo: The Sexiest Cow Evah"

But, that'd be fictional *tear*

Foxy
04-23-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by moocow
"Moo: The Sexiest Cow Evah"

But, that'd be fictional *tear*

Not at all. :-)



I have no idea what mine would be...but it sure would make for an interesting read!!! :evil:

moocow
04-23-2003, 02:31 PM
"Foxay Mommay: This is the Story of a Girl"

Beldaran
04-23-2003, 02:39 PM
Mine would be a single peice of paper with a picture of Duke Nukem, Einstein, Slash, and a naked supermodel.:)

Seriously though, if I were going to write a serious autobiography, I would name it Keeping Myself Company.

Maverik X
04-23-2003, 11:41 PM
"I Am Individual: The Story of a Maverik Among Men"

Or something along those lines.

Tudorcat
04-23-2003, 11:49 PM
Full spead a head - I will rest when I am dead

or something like that would be a good title to
my autobiography





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