17 pages of Information Minister goodness...

[AlexMax]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1402

Jesus christ, this is the most I've laughed at ANYTHING SomethingAwful has done.

By the way, if you find a funny one, do NOT direct link it...you'll regret it...just describe it...

"The bomb has not been planted"
"It is not dangerous to go alone"
"All your base are not belong to us"

Classic...

[Paradox]

"AOL never sent trial CDs..."
"Destruction of One Ring 'inconsequential'. Dark lord didn't need it anyway..."
"It was all Saddam's idea... he just told me to make up shit"
"I didn't take the red pill"
"No booing. They are cheering and kissing his feet." (Michael Moore's anti-war speech at the oscars)
"Cubs win 5th straight world series. Yankees file for bankruptcy."
"Iraq conquers america"
"Infidels. It is butter." (I can't believe it's not butter)
"Coalition forces were OWNED."
"No hobbitses take our precious"
"MS paint makes high quality images"

[Zaphod Q. IX]

pfft...
The things that the man has actually said are even funnier... ;)

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

It cracks me up every time I visit the site.

[DarkDragon]

...says today's "Family Circus" is hillarious
...J Lo and Ben very much, forever always
(Crossroads) ...shoe-in for best picture of the year
...no phallus on the little mermaid
I invented the internet
...black knight suffers minor flesh wound...
(Blue Screen of Death) Windows 95 stabler, faster than Linux
I am pleased to announce that Duke Nukem Forever will be released tomorrow.

Why can't I link to these pics?

[carrot red]

:rofl:
20 April - "The Easter bunny is real. I will take you to see him in ONE HOUR!" Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S.), new bunny PR man.

"NASA coverup-Saddam's face on Mars."
"THe undead have not taken over the airport"

[TheGeepster]

Baghdad Bob will live on in our hearts.. And also in the little trailer beside Elvis and Howard Hughes in Toledo. (So he claims anyways..)

[Artevoi]

I think this lie sums it up:

"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."

This is going into my sig :)