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SquishyMon
04-18-2003, 01:53 PM
If a purple cow jumps over the moon, where does it land?

Masamune
04-18-2003, 01:56 PM
the cow would float around space and suffocate from lack of air. =D

carrot red
04-18-2003, 04:25 PM
Tried to ponder the... question, but failed.:odd:

stormwatcheagle
04-18-2003, 04:35 PM
Hopefully, on my plate as a cheeseburger!

Ich
04-18-2003, 04:59 PM
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't eat any meat that is purple. Also, I saw this episode of Kids in the Hall, where a man went into a restaurant and ordered a steak and got a purple one. He tried it and he said it was good, but asked what meat it was. Muppet.

Aliem
04-18-2003, 05:34 PM
Here's a question for you to ponder, SquishyMon...

I was rowing my cannoe down the street when I got a flat tire. Frustrated, I asked myself how many flapjacks it takes to shingle a dog house. I figured the anwer is three, because vests dont have sleeves.

Okay, it's not a question. Sue me. :shrug:

SquishyMon
04-18-2003, 10:33 PM
It would land in a giant bubble, which would later pop when hit by a flying saucer over Utah. The cow would then slide down a snowy mountain and crash into a ski lodge. Trying to figure out if this had some sort of meaning, the people in the ski lodge later discovered that it was all part of a stupid jeans commercial.

Kirbypuff
04-19-2003, 06:31 AM
It would end up on the news with a different story being told on said news.

Dr. Mutagen
04-19-2003, 02:18 PM
I figured that it would land about 10 miles west of Des Moines, but that's just my guess.

Patrick Star
04-19-2003, 03:49 PM
The cow would oviously land near the south pole and then be taken by mounties to the horse cream lab In Ontario.

carrot red
04-19-2003, 03:59 PM
Don't you mean the North pole?

Patrick Star
04-19-2003, 04:08 PM
No I meant the south pole . South just sounded better.

Breaker
04-19-2003, 04:52 PM
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