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Beldaran
04-17-2003, 11:13 PM
I think it would be cool to have a thread to post in whenever something funny happens while chatting, in any chat environment, be it MIRC, IM, AIM, etc.

So here is a clip that just happened that I thought was funny:

Forrest says:
LMFA
Forrest says:
LMFAO
Forrest says:
no wait
Forrest says:
LMFA
Forrest says:
I'm laughing my fucking ass


Whenever funny stuff happens in a chat, post it here.:)

moocow
04-18-2003, 01:11 AM
Check my sig. LOL

Chat is dead right now, so not a lot goin on there.

Patrick Star
04-18-2003, 01:38 AM
yeah me and evil betty were on a chat room and we reaked havec (spelling?)

Lilith
04-18-2003, 01:42 AM
Skatche:
chop off enough cocks
you could easily use them
to cover your feet

goKi
04-18-2003, 02:57 AM
[13:33:36] SDarkness: worst
[13:33:36] SDarkness: typo
[13:33:36] SDarkness: ever
[13:33:46] SDarkness: <SDarkness> i have hair halfway down my back <SDarkness> i hold penis in it.
[13:33:46] SDarkness: PENS, i tells you
[13:33:51] Brenton: lol
[13:33:52] SDarkness: PENS

Paradox
04-18-2003, 10:51 AM
check out www.bash.org (http://www.bash.org/?top) - they have the best ones.
EXAMPLES:

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

Ich
04-18-2003, 11:47 AM
<Breaker>if ichbansuckadik changes his name to something I can type more easily, he may have a voice too.

moocow
04-18-2003, 02:53 PM
(14:44:57) «·×·@Breaker·×·» tell the interviewer you're a lesbian
(14:45:01) «·×·@Breaker·×·» you'll be sure to get the job...
(14:45:02) «·×·%moo|Shower-then-Interview·×·» k
(14:45:04) «·×·Mitsukara·×·» Goodbye
(14:45:04) «·×·%moo|Shower-then-Interview·×·» lol
(14:45:15) «·×·Fiyerstorm·×·» lol
(14:45:17) «·×·%moo|Shower-then-Interview·×·» "Hi! My name is Chandra and I'M A LESBIAN!"
(14:45:21) «·×·@Breaker·×·» oh
(14:45:23) «·×·Fiyerstorm·×·» thatd make a good pez porn scenario
(14:45:25) «·×·@Breaker·×·» and if he asks if you'll suck his cock
(14:45:27) «·×·@Breaker·×·» do it
(14:45:27) «·×·Fiyerstorm·×·» lez*
(14:45:38) «·×·@Breaker·×·» so you can turn around sue them all
(14:45:41) «·×·@Breaker·×·» and own the coffee shop
(14:45:42) «·×·@Breaker·×·» own it
(14:45:44) «·×·%moo|Shower-then-Interview·×·» "Hi! My name is Chandra and I'M A LESBIAN that'll suck YOUR COCK!"
(14:45:44) «·×·@Breaker·×·» :O
(14:45:47) «·×·Fiyerstorm·×·» :O
(14:45:59) «·×·@Breaker·×·» just make sure to keep some of his semen as evidence
(14:46:00) «·×·Fiyerstorm·×·» moo, im noe hiring
(14:46:01) «·×·@Breaker·×·» spit it out in your pocket
(14:46:01) «·×·Fiyerstorm·×·» ;o
(14:46:02) «·×·@Breaker·×·» or something
(14:46:19) «·×·@Breaker·×·» or just
(14:46:23) «·×·@Breaker·×·» cut off one of his testicals
(14:46:24) «·×·Fiyerstorm·×·» rotfl
(14:46:24) «·×·@Breaker·×·» and tae that
(14:46:26) «·×·%moo|Shower-then-Interview·×·» "Hi! My name is Chandra and I'M A LESBIAN that'll suck YOUR COCK then sue you and OWN YOUR COFFEE SHOP! Just make sure you blow your load on my shirt, so I have evidence of your cock being in my mouth, K?"
(14:46:27) «·×·@Breaker·×·» take*
(14:46:37) «·×·@Breaker·×·» lol
(14:46:42) «·×·@Breaker·×·» suck your cock and own your shop!
(14:46:45) «·×·@Breaker·×·» thats your motto
(14:46:51) «·×·Fiyerstorm·×·» lol
(14:46:51) «·×·%moo|Shower-then-Interview·×·» LOL

Breaker
04-18-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by ICHBINDASWALROSS
&lt;Breaker&gt;if ichbansuckadik changes his name to something I can type more easily, he may have a voice too.

Right, and said this... when?

Jawa Podracer
04-18-2003, 03:09 PM
<orion`-`-> what the f**k
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

I can't stop laughing now. :laughing:

moocow
04-18-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Breaker


Right, and said this... when? \

I think it was a while ago, but I remember you saying it... you were voicing everyone, 'cept Ich :p