Ebonics Translater

[BebyGoku]

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Click the link and type something in the box. Make it very whiteish spell everything correctly and use proper grammer. Then click "Ebonify dis whack English." Its freakin hillariouse some of the stuff it puts out:rofl:

[Ich]

I find it somewhat amusing, though unrefined. I have found many similar translators, like the "Shizzolator" which does the same essential thing, although it mutilates the English language with far more ferocity.

I find it somewhat amusing, though unrefined. I gots found many similar translators, like da "Shizzolator" which do da same essential thin', although it mutilates da English language wiff far mo' ferocity. brace yourself foo'!

How white did you say you wanted it?

[Jigglysaint]

It iz muh ma fuckin testimoney dat I know dat Joseph Smith iz uh prophet o' God, like da ones in ancient times, an' dat da Book o' Mormon iz an inspired account o' da men an' biAtchez who roamed deez fair land 'bfoe da discovery by da gentiles.

I know dat Jesus iz da Son o' God, an' da promised Christ an' dat He will forgive all those who come unto him an' be baptized in His name, an' I say deez these things in His name, even Jesus The Christ, Amen. an don't make me pull mah gat!

I think it loses somthing in the translation somehow....

[Saffith]

The square o' da length o' da hypotenuse o' uh right triangle iz da sum o' da squares o' da lengths o' da two sides. and shit.

Whee.

[satanman]

I be someus romanus guyus. Father ta uh murdered son, husband ta uh murdered wife, an' I will gots muh ma fuckin vengance, in dis here life, or any other Don't make me come ovah there bitch...

You shall all tremble in fear o' muh ma fuckin amazing powers o' self asphyxiation what 'chew trippin foo'

sweet...
*gets bored, walks away*

[Kirbypuff]

This iz awsome. slap mah fro!

I typed in "this is awsome.". I have no idea where the 'fro thing came from. Cool!

[zfreak2004]

Before
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is among the best of the Zelda games. Anyone who says otherwise is clearly not a Zelda fan.


After
The Legend o' Zelda: The Wind Waker iz among da bomb o' da Zelda games. Anyone who says otherwise iz clearly not uh Zelda fan. and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

Amusing...

[mike5000]

Here we go! http://www.asksnoop.com/shizz_frame.php
then type http://armageddongames.net
then clik Shizzolate that shit!