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Mercy
03-31-2003, 04:36 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road? (http://fusionanomaly.net/whydidthechickencrosstheroad.html) And when will someone think to ask a chicken?


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Teilyr
03-31-2003, 04:59 AM
Heh.. I saw this the other day. Funny stuff.
Shadowblazer
03-31-2003, 07:58 AM
Heh, I read that one awhile back on an old text-based BBS I used to frequent, and it always reminded me of this one (http://www.armageddongames.net/blazer/iscamsg.php?msgid=1), about cows.
firebug
03-31-2003, 08:14 AM
*chuckle* very amusing....
TheGeepster
03-31-2003, 03:30 PM
I like the Douglas Adams, Albert Einstein, Emily Dickinson, and OJ Defense Team answers.
Jigglysaint
03-31-2003, 03:41 PM
The facts were at the bottom of the page were cool,, but they missed out on my favioite, the Chicken Cannon!
Ultra22Lemming
03-31-2003, 04:05 PM
LOL. I like Douglas Adams:

Douglas Adams:
Forty-two.

Plith just got the rest of the Hitchhikers series and he got it on DVD. It's good stuff.
Daarkseid
03-31-2003, 04:35 PM
I loved the Machiavelli answer. The Prince is one of my favorite literary works.
Paradox
03-31-2003, 06:23 PM
my favorites...


Freud - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it fucking wanted to. THAT'S the fucking reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic:
What road?

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.
Jemsee
03-31-2003, 11:33 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossums that it could be done.
:D
Axel
04-01-2003, 09:01 AM
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

I like Dr. Emmet Brown
where we're going chickens don't need roads.

Fox Mulder - You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
satanman
04-01-2003, 11:49 AM
If you look in my sig (unless I removed it), I've had the Einsiein one for ages :p
It's good, though ;)
TheGeepster
04-03-2003, 12:12 AM
Was Alex Trebek represented?

I'm sorry. The correct question was "What is the Netherlands?"